One Shocking Surprise: Blondes Have All the Fun 3 Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: my third blondes have fun. This one is Temari and Yugito. You might remember this opening from another of my OSS chaps. I decided to reuse it since I liked it so much, but the rest of it is totally new. I'll try not to reuse things like this very often, but this was just too good not to use again.

Gaara yawned as he awoke. He stretched for a bit before climbing out of bed. He did his morning routine and then headed to get some breakfast before taking a shower. As soon as he was finished with all that he was ready to start the day, but he had to wake up his roommate and best friend. So Gaara went to Naruto's door and knocked on it. There was no answer. The redhead frowned then knocked again, this time harder hoping that would wake the lazy blond. Still no answer and this annoyed Gaara some. He knew Naruto was a bit lazy and didn't like getting up, but the blond would usually awake after he bang on his door a few times. If to just tell Gaara to knock off the racket. So Gaara knocked harder on the door several times then the door was wrenched open.

Before him was a blond, but not the blond he knew as his roommate. No, the blond before him was his sister, Temari.

"What the hell is your problem, people are trying to sleep" Temari growled out.

Gaara stiffen upon seeing his sister angry, but then his brain reactivated and then wondered what the freaking hell was Temari doing in Naruto's room. He then noticed what his sister was wearing and eyed it curiously.

Temari was wearing just her bra and panties which were a nice dusty sand color. It also showed off her nicely toned body that she worked hard to get and keep by exercising a lot. Her dirty blond hair was a total mess and her teal green eyes were enraged.

"Temari, what are you doing here?" Gaara asked.

"Why is it any of your business why I am here?" Temari asked as she placed her fists on her hips.

"Because you're in Naruto's room wearing that" Gaara said.

"Well, Naruto and I, well, we're together now" Temari said.

This had Gaara widen his eyes, but then they furrowed.

"How can you be dating Naruto when he's dating Yugito?" he asked.

"Did someone call my name?"

Another blond entered and she was in the same bra and panties ensemble like Temari was. Though hers was dark purple lace with a leopard pattern on it. This showed off her very fit and most likely very bendable body. Her long blond hair was in the same mess as Temari's.

Gaara got a slight nosebleed seeing Yugito like this, but wiped the blood away quickly before Temari could see it. He didn't want his sister to call him a pervert or something then hit him over the head with some heavy object. He's seen it happen too often to his brother Kankuro and he didn't want to experience it.

"It's nothing, just my little brother" Temari said.

"Oh, hey Gaara. So what's going on we're still needed you know?" Yugito asked.

"I know, I know. Blame Gaara though. He's the one that interrupted us" Temari said.

"I see, so what do you want Gaara, we're busy?" Yugito asked as she folded her arms under her chest pushing her breasts even more.

I'm not a pervert, I'm not a pervert, I'm not a pervert Gaara chanted to himself as just another small trickle of blood tried to escape his nose as he stared at Yugito. He didn't stare at his sister since that was just plain wrong. So he kept his eyes on Yugito totally ignoring Temari though he tried and the key word is tried to keep his eyes on Yugito's face and nothing below it, but it was hard to do with what was on display below.

"Girls where are you?"

Gaara knew that voice and soon Naruto appeared just wearing a pair of boxers. He wrapped his arms around both Temari and Yugito's waists.

"I thought you both wanted to celebrate some more on our new relationship?" Naruto asked with a foxy grin.

"Of course we do Naruto, we have yet to start partying" Yugito purred.

"Yeah, we are only getting started" Temari said as she caressed Naruto's chest.

Gaara didn't know whether to be pissed off that Naruto was holding his sister like that or be happy that Temari had found someone or get on his knees and bow. He was happy since Temari looked happy and that's what he wanted for his sister. But he was angry at seeing this display and that Naruto was with his sister without telling him. Or bow down to Naruto since he was now like a god since he had two girls, every man's dream.

"Then come back to bed, and we can continue" Naruto said.

"Okay Naruto" the two blondes said in chorus.

Gaara was totally forgotten about as the door slammed shut in his face. Soon he heard sounds. Moans, groans, giggles, gasps and other erotic sounds. But what made him bolt from the apartment was hearing his sister moan Naruto's name.

"Liquor, need lots and lots of liquor" he muttered as he left heading to the nearest liquor store and drink himself stupid hoping to lose that memory of his sister moaning his friend's name.

End

A/N: and that's the end of that one. Hoped you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and please review.