One Shocking Surprise: Rock, Paper, Kunais Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is a Kurotsuchi, Konan and Tenten one. Can you guess where I got the title from? Enjoy!
Kakashi was heading to Naruto's. He was annoyed. He was annoyed that his student was late for a training session with him. Ignoring the fact that he was late for practically everything in his life. Beside him was Jiraiya who was also annoyed at his pupil's tardiness. Jiraiya blamed Naruto's tardiness on Kakashi since it was so obvious that Naruto picked up this bad habit from the chronically late jounin. Both men had waited for a long while for Naruto to come.
Soon the two men made it to Naruto's place. Jiraiya took charge and knocked on the door. There was no answer. Jiraiya knocked again and again no answer.
"Brat open this door!" Jiraiya shouted as he banged on the door.
Kakashi sighed as he whipped out his Icha Icha to wait.
Soon the door opened up and it shocked both men. In front of them wasn't Naruto, but a black haired girl with pink pupil-less eyes. She was rubbing them tiredly.
"What the hell do you want?" she grumbled.
"Who are you?" Jiraiya asked.
Kakashi snapped his book shut now since he was very curious on who this girl was and why she was in Naruto's apartment.
"I think I should be asking you since you're the ones making the racket" the girl said.
This when both men saw what the girl was wearing. She only had on was a pair of boxers with ramen bowls with angel wings on them and stone grey colored bra.
Jiraiya's perverted side showed as he giggled in his perverted manner. This kid, he did it, he bagged a girl finally. He was going have to take the brat out for drinks and get the details from him. This would make a great story.
Kakashi was thinking along the same lines of Jiraiya. He'd have to take Naruto out for drinks and congratulate him for moving on from Sakura and moving on to this girl.
"Kurotsuchi, where are you?"
Kakashi and Jiraiya perked up hearing this new voice, a new female voice.
Soon a blue haired woman appeared. She was wearing a robe made of paper and it was form fitting and went down to her mid-thigh. She stood next to the first girl, Kurotsuchi.
It took Jiraiya a few moments to figure out who this person was then his eyes widen.
"KONAN!" the toad sage exclaimed.
"Oh, hello sensei" Konan said turning to Jiraiya seeing him for the first time.
Jiraiya's mind then made connections to the first girl's name and his widen again.
"You're the Tsuchikage's granddaughter" he said.
Kakashi was shocked. Naruto had bagged the Tsuchikage's granddaughter and a former member of the Akatsuki and now ambassador for Rain. He definitely had to take Naruto out for drinks.
"Yes I am" Kurotsuchi said.
"What are you doing here?" Kakashi asked.
"I am here on a diplomatic mission" Kurotsuchi said.
"I am also here on a diplomatic mission" Konan said.
"What kind of diplomatic mission?" Jiraiya asked curiously.
"Oh, one that would strength our ties with your village" Konan said.
"Mostly to a certain blond shinobi who's a freaking Viking in the sack" Kurotsuchi muttered under her breath.
Sadly Kakashi and Jiraiya heard this due to having sharp hearing as shinobi. They both got slight nosebleeds as Jiraiya whipped out a notebook and began taking notes. Oh, this was too good to not write down.
"Kurotsuchi, Konan, where are you two?"
This made the jounin and sannin's eyes widen to comical proportions. Three, Naruto bagged three girls. They didn't know whether to worship Naruto or be envious of him.
The third girl appeared and she had long brown hair and brown eyes. She was wearing bra and panties that had various weapons on them. There was kunais on the panties that seem to point to a certain location and her bra had shuriken placed in a certain spot. She stood right next to Konan.
"What's taking you two so long, he's getting restless?" the girl asked.
"Sorry Tenten, we've been delayed" Konan said.
Kakashi's eye widen. Tenten, that girl is from Guy's team if he remembered correctly.
Jiraiya was scribbling away giggling pervertedly. Every now and then he say things like; 'this is golden', 'I knew I liked this kid for a reason', 'this is going to be my next bestseller', and other things of the sort.
"Girls, where are you?"
Naruto then appeared with a sheet wrapped around his waist. He looked at his three ladies and kissed them in order of Tenten, Konan then Kurotsuchi. He looked at Kurotsuchi.
"That's where my boxers went" he commented.
Kurotsuchi blushed at this.
Jiraiya was scribbling away at a furious pace as he was giggling very pervertedly as a trickle of blood ran out of his nose. Kakashi was stunned by his student, he then dropped to his knees and began to bow to Naruto.
"Um, Kakashi sensei, what are you doing?" Naruto asked.
"I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy" Kakashi chanted.
"Okay, so um what are you two doing here?" Naruto asked turning to Jiraiya hoping for an answer.
He got no answer as Jiraiya was still writing away as he was giggling pervertedly and Kakashi still on his knees bowing to him as he kept chanting 'I'm not worthy'.
"Ignore them Naruto. We have many more issues that need to be pounded out til we're all very satisfied" Kurotsuchi said.
"Yes Naruto. Many more poundings need to be done" Konan said.
Tenten just grinned.
The three dragged Naruto back into the apartment without a protest from the blond. In fact, he had a shit-eating I just won the freaking lottery grin on his face. The door shut with Kakashi still bowing down with tears in his eyes now at how proud he was of Naruto and the man he had become. Jiraiya paused in his writing and looked up. The two men looked up to the heavens.
You'd be so proud of your son Minato sensei/Minato they thought.
End
A/N: and that's the end of this one. Hoped you liked it. I had trouble writing an ending for this one since I didn't know how to take it, but I decided to do this one in the end. Thanks for reading and please review.