One Shocking Surprise: Top Dog Edition

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: my first Tsume only one. I had another title for this one, but thought it would be offensive so I didn't use it. But if you look closely in this story you'll find it. Enjoy!


Hana sighed as was on the search for her mother. She and her annoying brother had been searching for their mother since this morning. So far no luck. Even her triplets were having trouble picking up the clan head of the Inuzuka family. She then got a break when she found her mother's partner sitting outside the door sleeping.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.

Kuromaru just looked up sleepily then went back to snooze.

"A lot of help you are" Hana commented.

She then knocked on the door and got no answer. Hana sighed and then knocked again and still no answer. This went on til her knocking was in very rapid succession. She stomped when she heard stomping and soon the door jerked open and Hana came face-to-face with her pissed off mother.

"What do you want?" Tsume Inuzuka growled.

"M-m-mom" Hana stuttered out.

"Oh Hana, what are you doing here and not the clinic?" Tsume asked now calmed down.

"What am I doing here, mom what are you doing here and wearing that?" Hana asked as she stared at what her mother was dressed in.

Tsume Inuzuka was wearing a pair of men's boxers and her bra, which was a black lace one. It showed off that even with Tsume's age she kept very good care of herself and looked simply amazing.

"I am here convalescing of sorts" Tsume said.

"You're recovering, but from what you're not ill or anything" Hana said puzzled.

"It's a mental kind Hana. Now go back home" Tsume said.

"But mom what's going on, why are you here of all places?" Hana asked.

Tsume was getting annoyed by her daughter's nosiness. She was about to tell her to butt out when she sensed someone coming up behind her. She didn't freak or anything since she knew this presence very well. It's one she enjoyed all last night and most of yesterday.

"Tsume, what's taking you so long? I thought you needed more healing?" Naruto asked.

Hana's eyes bugged out seeing Naruto Uzumaki with her mother. She easily recognized the blond with the whisker marks on his cheeks. He's hard to miss really, especially when he wore all that orange. But he wasn't wearing any orange at the moment. No, he was just wearing a pair of boxers with ramen bowls with angel wings and toads on them. His hard worked toned bod was on display and Hana couldn't help, but lick her lips at the sight. Damn, he looked so good and had grown up so well too.

"I'm sorry my little kitsune, but my daughter has rudely interrupted our healing session" Tsume said.

"Oh" Naruto said turning to look at Hana, who was almost drooling at Naruto.

"Yes, but we can return to the healing though. I have many places that still healing" Tsume said with a grin.

"I'll bet, plus I need to check over all the places I healed last night" Naruto said with a foxy smirk.

"Mmmm, yes you do" Tsume growled.

"I'll be waiting in the bedroom" Naruto said then walked back smacking Tsume's ass, which caused her to jump.

"So mom" Hana said.

Tsume turned to her daughter.

"You're getting some sexual healing?" Hana asked with a smirk on her face.

"That's none of your business" Tsume said.

"Then you won't mind if I get some too?" Hana asked hopefully.

Tsume leaned in.

"I'm top bitch here. I get first dibs" she growled.

The Inuzuka head then slammed the door in Hana's face. Hana sat there with the triplets as she heard her mother's very vocal healing sessions. She didn't move from her spot since she didn't want to pass up her chance in her own healing session with Naruto. If they were anything like what her mother was getting then she knew she it would worth the wait no matter how long.

End


A/N: and that's the end of my Tsume one. Did you find what I wanted to originally wanted to name this? I made a different ending too since I've never done one like it and thought it would be fun to do. Thanks for reading and please review.