One Shocking Surprise: Neko Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: my first Yugao only one. This idea got from Tenma Sosei so thank you for the idea. I tweaked a few things to fit what I wanted do. Plus I already had this title picked out beforehand. Since I had planned on doing a Yugao one already. But I'll use the title you suggested for a later Yugao one.

Anko and Kurenai were worried about their friend, Yugao. They had noticed several changes in their sister in all, but blood lately. Like Yugao no longer had that air about her which switched from wanting vengeance to suicidal thoughts. They were very happy that Yugao had moved passed this, but were very curious as to what shifted her mood. They had tried many things to cheer Yugao up, but none worked then one day bam Yugao was smiling and acting like the Yugao of old. Plus the fact that Yugao would walk around with a bit of a limp and whenever they asked about it she blushed madly and make some stupid excuse or change the subject. They wanted to know.

Meanwhile across the village Kakashi had gotten an odd assignment from the Hokage. The Hokage wanted Kakashi to find out what has happened to one of her Anbu, Neko. Not because the Anbu was missing or anything, but because of the Anbu's change in behavior. It was strange since Neko was always so cold before, but now seemed to have thawed out. That and like her friends the Hokage saw Neko would move around with a slight limp and when asked about it Neko would come up with a very lame excuse and then disappear. The Hokage wanted to know what's going on and assigned Kakashi to find out.

The three dashed around the village neither know what the other was up to even though their goals were the same. They both then picked up on Yugao's chakra signature and headed to the source. This is where they bumped into each other.

"Kakashi, what are you doing here?" Kurenai asked.

"I was about to ask you the same thing Kurenai, Anko" Kakashi said.

"We're here wanting to find out what's up with Yugao" Anko said.

"That's funny since that's what I'm doing too" Kakashi said.

"You're interested in a fellow shinobi's wellbeing Kakashi?" Kurenai asked.

"The Hokage ordered me" Kakashi said, "but I am curious to what's going on though."

The three turned to the door they landed at.

"This is Naruto's apartment" Kakashi said.

"That loud mouth brat from the chunin exams with tasty blood?" Anko asked.

"Uh yeah, that one" Kakashi said.

"Why would Yugao be here?" Kurenai asked.

"Don't know, but she used to watch over Naruto when he was younger" Kakashi said with a shrug.

He then knocked on the door and got no answer. Kakashi frowned and wondered where Naruto was. The boy wasn't on a mission since he'd be with the blond if that were the case. He doubted he was in a training ground since you'd see a lot of orange if that were to happen and he saw no orange anywhere. So Kakashi knocked again, but again no answer.

"Let me try cyclops" Anko said sweetly.

Kakashi just stepped back to let Anko try. She stepped up to the door and took a deep breath.

"OPEN UP BRAT!" Anko shouted as she banged on the door loud and hard.

Kurenai sighed as she rested a hand on her face in embarrassment.

This went on though it drew no attention since everyone in the village was used to Anko's antics. Though Kurenai was quite embarrassed and Kakashi wished he had his Icha Icha. Tsunade took his book away before the start of this mission. She called it incentive to get the job done fast.

Soon the door was wrenched open and before the three was a very pissed off Yugao Uzuki.

"What. Do. You. Want?" she growled as she leaked great amounts of KI.

Kurenai, Anko and Kakashi took a step or two back from the angry Yugao out of necessity really than fear. Well, they'd call it necessity, but it was really fear.

"Hey Yugao" Anko greeted.

"Anko, Kurenai, Kakashi. What do you want?" Yugao asked as she folded her arms across her chest.

This made the two jounin and the special jounin see what Yugao was wearing. Their eyes widen at the sight. Yugao was wearing just a black lace bra with a pair of boxers on. The boxers had toads all over them.

"Um, we were just, um" Kurenai said as she tried to compute what she was seeing.

"What Kurenai is trying to say is what the hell changed your mood" Anko said.

Kurenai and Kakashi sighed at Anko's blunt direction.

"What are you guys talking about?" Yugao asked as she leaned against the doorway.

"Well, you're happier" Kurenai said.

"And what's wrong with me being happy?" Yugao asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nothing, nothing at all. We just want to know why" Kurenai said.

"Oh, well, umm, it's because…" Yugao trailed off.

"Yugao, where are you?"

The two jounin and one special jounin knew that voice. They all turned to see Naruto come walking out with a bed sheet around his waist.

"Hey Yugao, have seen where my boxers went, I can't find them?" he asked not even noticing the three at his doorstep.

The three blinked as they saw Naruto. His blond hair was in quite a mess as he was using one hand to hold the bed sheet up. The sheet was covering up his lower region, but his torso was bare and showed how ripped he was due to his intense training he put himself through.

Oh my Kurenai thought.

Mmmm, me likes want me sees Anko thought as she licked her lips.

Oh boy, how do I tell this to the Hokage? Kakashi thought.

Yugao blushed as a hand played with the waistband of the boxers she was wearing. Naruto saw this.

"Huh, so that's where they are. You looked good in them" Naruto said.

Yugao's blush deepened at this.

"Really?" she asked.

"Yeah, but I want to see you out of them" Naruto growled.

Yugao shivered at this, but so did Anko and Kurenai. Kakashi was surprised by his student's behavior.

"Come on, Yugao. Lets get back to bed. I want more of you" Naruto said as he wrapped an arm around Yugao's waist.

Yugao didn't fight at all as she let herself get dragged off. She shoved the door shut. This left the two jounin and special jounin standing there.

"So that's why" Kurenai said.

"Yeah, that's why" Anko said.

"I have no idea how to explain this to the Hokage" Kakashi said shaking his head.

"Forget explaining. I want in" Anko said.

"Anko!?" Kurenai exclaimed.

"What, the brat's grown up and me wants a taste. If he got Yugao happy than he can get me happy too" Anko said.

Kurenai's jaw dropped.

Kakashi sighed and shook his head as he left. He had a lot to think about and how he'd report to the Hokage. So he left the two women argue. The two would keep arguing til they both got tired and left themselves. Though that really meant Kurenai dragging Anko away from the door and the snake mistress whining and complaining about wanting her turn while the genjutsu mistress ignored her friend.

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A/N: and that's the end of this one. Thanks for reading and please review.