One Shocking Surprise: Scorching Sand Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: my first Pakura one. Ignore her dying and everything. She's not dead at all in this one. A bit of language in this one.

Gaara, Temari and Kankuro were scouring all of Konoha. They got word that one of their shinobi was here and they wanted to find her. She wasn't a missing nin or anything, but they were worried about her since she failed to return. So the siblings looked all over for their comrade. Gaara finally got a hold of a chakra signature and his two siblings followed they ended up at a door.

"This looks familiar" Kankuro said as he scratched his head in thought.

"It should be, it's Naruto's apartment" Temari said.

"Oh yeah, I knew that" Kankuro said.

Temari sighed.

Gaara ignored his two siblings and knocked on the door of his best friend's apartment. There was no answer. Gaara knocked again and still no answer. Gaara kept knocking never raising his emotions. Kankuro on the other hand wasn't as patient.

"Where is that damn blond idiot" he grumbled.

"What did you say about blonds" Temari growled.

Gaara again ignored his siblings and kept knocking. The door was soon pulled open to reveal a pissed off woman. She had messy orange hair with two strands that were green tipped. Her brown pupil-less eyes were filled with much anger and annoyance.

"What the fucking hell do you want?" she asked in a cheesed off tone.

Kankuro gulped and stepped back scared at the pissed off woman. Temari held herself together more than her brother, but she was a bit scared as well. Gaara just stood there unaffected by it all.

"Pakura, you did not come back to Suna after your mission and we got worried and went in search of you" the redhead said.

"Oh, I'm very sorry that I didn't come back or contact you. I, uh, got sidetracked" Pakura said with a blush now showing on her cheeks.

This got Temari curious since she had never seen Pakura like this. Heck, she didn't think Pakura knew how to blush. Pakura had always personified herself as a strong able bodied confident independent kunoichi. Someone that Temari looked up to and to see this strong kunoichi blush like this was a shock. Mainly since Pakura was a hero in Suna.

"I see, so it was just a mistake" Gaara said.

"Yes, I apologize for any trouble I have caused" Pakura said bowing.

This then made the siblings realize what she was wearing. They were all shocked and scared ::cough:: Kankuro ::cough:: at the pissed off kunoichi who'd greeted them. But now they saw Pakura was just wearing a bed sheet she had wrapped around her body in a quick manner. Kankuro got a bit of a nosebleed at this. Gaara again looked emotionless and Temari was shocked at Pakura's attire.

"Pakura, where are you, where are you my Dessert Fire?"

The siblings knew this voice well. They then saw the owner of that voice, Naruto. He was just wearing his boxers and this made Temari's cheeks stain a bright red as she saw the first nude male in her life, well, almost nude male. Her eyes never left Naruto's body, roving up and down wanting to remember it all. Naruto looked so build and nicely at that. He had great abs and everything. She had to keep herself from drooling. Naruto didn't see the little crowd and wrapped his arms around Pakura's waist and began peppering kisses up and down Pakura's neck.

Pakura moaned and tilted her head to give Naruto more access.

"I'm not done exploring all of your scorching planes just yet" Naruto said as he nuzzled his face into Pakura's neck.

"Oh Naruto" Pakura gasped as she felt his hands roam her bed sheet covered body.

Gaara cleared his throat. It didn't work so he did it again this time louder. It took three very loud throat clearings to get the couple's attention.

"Oh, hey Gaara what are you doing here?" Naruto asked as he hands kept moving all over Pakura's body.

Kankuro now had a major nosebleed as he was envious that Naruto bagged Pakura since she was one of the most desirable and untouchable women in all of Suna. Temari couldn't believe her eyes as she watched the display and though she'd never admit it she was getting hot watching it. Gaara again was a blank slate.

"Hello Naruto. I am glad you're taking care of one of my shinobi" Gaara said like he wasn't seeing anything wrong at all.

"Oh yeah, taking really good care of her" Naruto said with a foxy grin.

"Lord Kazekage, I shall come back to Suna. Just give me a bit more time. Please" Pakura said as she bit her lip to keep from moaning.

"Very well, I shall grant your vacation, but I expect you back in Suna in two weeks" Gaara said.

"Thank you Lord Kazekage" Pakura said as she was slowly succumbing to Naruto's nimble hands.

Gaara nodded and left. He dragged his brother with his sand since Kankuro was just standing there in a catatonic state blood oozing out of his nose. Temari turned to leave, but was stopped.

"Oh Temari" Pakura called.

"Uh, yes Pakura" Temari said.

"Why don't you join us, I am sure Naruto would like some of you Hot Desert Wind to go with my Blazing Desert Sun" Pakura offered.

Temari stared for a while as her eyes locked on to where Naruto's hands were now under the sheet and touching Pakura's bare skin. This made her even wetter as she was getting quite aroused herself.

"Um, maybe next time" the Wind Mistress said trying to keep her voice level.

"Pity, a rain check?" Pakura asked with her eyes closed enjoying Naruto's hands touching so intimately bypassing the bed sheet she was wearing.

Temari nodded as she rushed off. She needed to really relieve herself after seeing the sight. Plus she had a lot to thinking about too.

Naruto dragged Pakura back inside his apartment tossing the bed away and letting fall to the ground outside the apartment. The door slammed letting the fox play all over the scorching desert surface.

End

A/N: another different one that I hope some of you like. I couldn't find a way to write this one the way I usually do with some of the others. So I decided to change things for this one since it was the only way it could fit and feel right. I know I used a lot of bad puns and clichés in this, but I didn't have anything else to work with. I went with what I could come up with at the time. Thanks for reading and please review.