One Shocking Surprise: Kumo Club Sandwich Edition

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: this is a Karui, Samui and Yugito one. I had a different title for this one, but changed it to this since this one sounded better.


Karui was annoyed as she was tapping her foot impatiently. She was waiting by the gate with Omoi, who was passing the time oblivious to everything since he had a lollipop in his mouth.

"Where the hell are they?" Karui growled out.

Omoi said nothing since he was too into the bliss of his lollipop. It was a blue raspberry flavor. He couldn't many of those around so when he got one he savored it.

"That's it, I am going to find them. Come on" Karui said.

She left with Omoi still standing there still in his world of bliss. Karui returned and grabbed Omoi's collar and pulled him with her.

"HEY!" he shouted as he was shook out of his blissful state.

/Scene Break/

Karui was racing across the rooftops with Omoi being dragged behind her. He was crying since Karui's forceful movements made him lose his lollipop and he was weeping for the loss.

"Quit your blubbering. We need to find Samui and Yugito" Karui barked back Omoi.

"But, but, but, but my lolly" Omoi whimpered.

Karui stopped and smacked some sense into Omoi literally. Once she was finished she resumed dragging Omoi to their destination. They got there, Yugito's apartment. Samui lived with Yugito so this would be the first stop for them. Karui dropped Omoi on the floor and began banging on the door.

"Don't you think you should've started a bit more gently?" Omoi asked.

"Not damn time for gentle" Karui said as she hammered the door with a closed fist.

The door jerked open and in front of them was a pissed off Yugito. She was only dressed in what looked to be a ripped shirt and a pair of boxers.

"What the hell do you want?" she hissed.

Karui stepped back unconsciously as Omoi paled with fright.

"Um, we, uh, we're wondering, um, what's taking you so long?" Karui asked after swallowing a couple times to regain what confidence she had.

"What the hell do you mean?" Yugito asked in a grumpy tone.

"We're going on a mission" Karui said.

"Oh, that. The mission is here" Yugito said.

"What, are you saying we were waiting by the freaking gate and he was already here?!" Karui shouted.

"Most you be so loud Karui, it's totally un-cool" Samui said as she appeared.

Samui was wearing a bed sheet and this made Karui's jaw drop as Omoi turned away so he wouldn't be struck down as a pervert.

"What the hell are you wearing?" Karui asked.

"A bed sheet. I couldn't find anything else" Samui said like she wasn't ashamed of what she had on.

"As for the client. He arrived last night. Samui and I found him and let him stay with us" Yugito said.

"B-b-b-but why are you dressed like that?" Karui asked.

"Hm, oh Samui and I had some nice long talks with the client. They were very in-depth and hard paced" Yugito said with a purr.

"Samui, Yugito, where are you?"

Soon a blond haired man came walking in. He had a shirt tied around his waist.

"Oh, we've got company" he said seeing Karui and Omoi.

"We do. And we just go everything cleared up. So we can get back to what we were doing" Samui said.

"Yes, Oh Karui come and join us in the discussions. Naruto here is very persuasive. I am sure you'll love all of his arguments he has" Yugito said with a saucy smile.

Karui stood there for a moment then threw her hands up.

"What the hell" she said then entered.

"What am I to tell the Raikage?" Omoi asked.

"Tell him we're dealing with it" Karui said then slammed the door.

Omoi just sat there not sure what to do or how he was going to explain this to the Raikage. But what upset him the most was the loss of his favorite lolly. He left to properly weep for his lost friend then he'd go to the Raikage.

End


A/N: I had another start for this one, but it was set in Naruto's apartment. I decided to change it to what it is since I really did need to change the location. So hoped you liked it. Thanks for reading and please review.