One Shocking Surprise: Heavenly Heaven Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: it's Tenten's turn again. Man, it's been a while since I've done just a Tenten one. I got this idea from No vigilance though I am sorry that haven't follow your whole idea. I couldn't think of a way to pull it off, but I got as close as I could. Thanks for the idea.
"Guy sensei, what should we do on this youthful day?" Lee asked his sensei.
"We should go see how Tenten is doing, she has been absent for too many of our youthful training sessions. We should check on her and if needed we will re-kindle her flames of youth" Guy said then struck a pose.
Lee then copied this.
The two then leapt off to Tenten's apartment both shouting about all how they'd re-kindle Tenten's flames of youth and what they'd do if they didn't succeed in doing so. Thankfully they took to the roofs so the people down below couldn't hear them. Though it didn't help much since they were so loud. Once they got to Tenten's apartment. Guy knocked on the door, but got no answer. He frowned and knocked again.
"You think she's still asleep Guy sensei?" Lee asked.
"Possible, but that just means she's in dire need of our flames of youth to wake her up" Guy proclaimed.
"Yes Guy sensei" Lee said bobbing his head like a bobble-head doll.
So Guy knocked again this time a bit harder. This got a reaction as they heard some shuffling them something was knocked over and they could hear muffled curse words being spewed out. Soon the door opened and in front of the spandex duo wasn't the weapons mistress of Konoha, but the #1 unpredictable ninja instead.
Naruto stood there yawning and running a hand through his very messy spiky blond hair.
"What do ya want?" the blond mumbled.
"Guy sensei, why is Naruto in Tenten's apartment so early in the morning?" Lee asked perplexed.
Guy blinked as he looked at Naruto and saw that Naruto was wearing a pair of boxers.
"Huh, bushy brows, mega bushy brows. What are you doing here?" Naruto asked.
"Yosh Naruto what brings you to Tenten's this morning. Are you partaking in youthful activities to keep up Tenten's flames of youth?" Lee asked.
"Well Lee, you can say Naruto has been stoking my flames" Tenten said as she appeared.
She was wearing a kimono that hung loosely on her shoulders. The sash that was meant to tie the kimono to keep her decency was only just tied in a loose knot. Her brown hair was in total disarray and she had that kind of glow that women only get from one thing.
"Yosh, then that must be wonderful way of igniting your flames of youth" Lee said.
"Yes, I guess you can say it is Lee. Now if you'll excuse me and Naruto. We need to get back to our 'youthful' training" Tenten said.
She then dragged Naruto back in. He had a goofy grin on his face as he was led away without a fight. The door slammed and it didn't take long for loud sensual sounds to be emitted from the apartment.
"Guy sensei, they must be training very hard to really keep their flames of youth burning" Lee said.
Guy just stood there stunned. He wasn't sure what to think after seeing what he had seen. Then he heard it.
"OH YES NARUTO GIVE THOSE FLAMES! STOKE MY HOT BRUNING FURNACE! OH MY FLAMES OF YOUTH ARE AT ITS PEAK!" Tenten screamed.
This was more than Guy could take as he fainted dead away. Lee looked at Guy wondering how he could get his flames of youth up to Tenten's level.
End
A/N: and that's the end of this one. I know that Guy most likely wouldn't do this in the end, but I couldn't thing of anything better for him really. Thanks for reading and please review.