One Shocking Surprise: Uchiha Matriarch Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: here's my third Mikoto one. I got this idea from Chaos Snow Kitsune. So thanks for it.
"Are you sure the brat's here?" a blue man with gills and a sword wrapped in bandages asked.
"Yes, for the hundredth time Kisame. I am sure he's here" a dark haired man said in a monotone voice.
"Better be. This plan is totally stupid" Kisame said.
"I'm not the one who thought of it. You did" the dark haired man said.
"Then why did you agree to it?" Kisame asked.
"We had nothing else" the dark haired man shrugged.
"Sometimes I wonder if your label as a prodigy is just a label Itachi" Kisame mumbled.
Itachi ignored this.
The two Akatsuki members had snuck into Konoha and now were at the door of Naruto's apartment.
"Right, lets get the brat" Kisame said.
"We must do this quietly Kisame. We can't alert anyone in the village" Itachi said.
"Well, want to knock or should I?" Kisame asked sarcastically.
Itachi said nothing and knocked on the door. There was no answer.
"Are you sure the brat is even here?" Kisame asked for now the millionth time give a take a hundred thousand.
"Yes, our reports told us he's staying in the village since there's a big threat of us capturing him when he's outside the village" Itachi said then he knocked again and again no answer.
"That's it. I am tired of waiting. I am going to bash the door down" Kisame said.
"No Kisame. We must do with this as quietly as possible" Itachi said sternly.
Again he knocked and again no answer. Kisame was getting impatient and Itachi knew he had to do something before his partner caused a commotion and they'd most likely would have to fight their way out of the village. He tried one last time knocking and then he heard footsteps. Soon the door opened and Itachi blinked in surprise to who opened the door. Since it wasn't the blond they were supposed to capture.
No, before the two Akatsuki members was a woman that Itachi knew very well. His eyes widen as he saw the woman he hadn't seen in years.
"Mother" escaped his lips.
Mikoto Uchiha, the matriarch of the Uchiha clan yawned and stretched getting all the kinks out of her muscles.
"Hmmm, it's a bit early for a wake-up call" she muttered as she yawned.
"Eh Itachi, who is the chick and did you just call her 'mother'?" Kisame asked.
"I did. This is my mother" Itachi said still stunned seeing his mother in front of him.
But why is she here and wearing that? he thought.
Mikoto was wearing a shirt that covered if just barely. When she had stretched it raised and stretched the fabric taut to show her breasts. She was also wearing a pair of boxers with slugs and toads on it.
Before Mikoto couldn't recognize her son a voice was heard.
"Mikoto, where are you? Where are you my Ruby-Eyed Enchantress?"
Naruto appeared and wrapped his arms around Mikoto's waist.
"Mmm, morning Naruto" Mikoto purred.
"Morning my enchantress" Naruto said then nuzzled his face into Mikoto's neck.
Itachi and Kisame just stood there stunned.
"Hmm Naruto" Mikoto murmured.
Naruto removed his face from Mikoto's neck and saw a stunned Itachi and confused Kisame.
"Oh, it's you two. Can you wait a while or better yet come back so you can try and kidnap me and remove the giant fluff ball I have inside me later. I am a bit busy at the moment" he said as he hands kept Mikoto's attention from seeing her son.
Naruto then slammed the door without getting an answer.
"What the hell was that?" Kisame asked.
"This wasn't what I had planned when I left her alive" Itachi murmured under his breath.
He left dazed and Kisame followed asking Itachi over and over what just happened.
End
A/N: and that's the end of this one. Sort of different than my others and not a good of an ending like some of my other OSS have, but it felt right to me to end it like this. Thanks for reading and please review.