One Shocking Surprise: Illusion Queen & Princess
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is a Kurenai and Tayuya one. I got this idea from Tenma Sosei. I thank them for the idea and the title of this one. Warning use of profanity in this since Tayuya is in this.
Tsunade wasn't in a very good mood. She had called Tayuya, a recent defect from Sound into her office in hopes to have the foul mouth girl teach Naruto genjutsu since that was an area Naruto sorely lacked. Tayuya bitched and moaned, but in the end accepted the assignment. She was still on probation of sorts and this was a test to see if she was loyal. But like stated before Tsunade wasn't happy. She had called Tayuya in for an update and the redhead had yet to show. Tayuya had been working with Naruto for a week or two and Tsunade wanted to know how it was going and if either had killed the other yet.
"Neko" the Fifth Hokage called.
Neko appeared and knelt down.
"Yes Lady Tsunade" she said.
"Go get me Tayuya for me. Drag her if you have to" Tsunade said.
"Yes Lady Tsunade" Neko said then disappeared.
Tsunade sighed as she sat back wishing she had her precious saké, but Shizune had hid it from her, again.
/Scene Break/
Meanwhile as that was going on team 8 were standing there in their training grounds they used waiting for their sensei.
"Where is she?" Kiba asked in frustration.
"M-m-maybe she's s-s-sick?" Hinata asked.
"Unlikely, she would've told us and she looked quite healthy yesterday" Shino said.
"That's it, it's been freaking hours" Kiba said.
"It's only been 45 minutes Kiba" Shino said.
"Whatever, I'm going to find her. Come on Akamaru" Kiba said then taking off.
"S-s-should we f-f-follow?" Hinata asked.
Shino shrugged then decided they had to only to keep Kiba in line. So he and Hinata followed their hot headed teammate.
Neko and team 8 were both on the hunt and not getting anywhere til they picked up a scent. They both ended up at Naruto's apartment door. Hinata knew this was Naruto's place after spy- I mean stalk- watching Naruto for many years. Neko knew this was Naruto's apartment since she watched over Naruto when he was younger. Shino and Kiba didn't know this was Naruto's door. Though Hinata told them this after Shino and Kiba pondered about who lived here.
"What are you three doing here?" Neko asked.
"We're here since we've been trying to find our sensei and in looking for her we ended up here due to her scent all over the door" Shino said.
"Damn Shino, that's got to be the most words you've ever spoken" Kiba said.
Shino said nothing to this.
"Um, why are you here Anbu?" Hinata asked.
"I am here because Lady Tsunade has asked me to get Tayuya" Neko said.
Kiba now fed up waiting even more moved to the door and began banging on it over and over.
"WAKE UP IDIOT, WAKE UP!" he shouted.
Shino looked unperturbed while Hinata tried to calm Kiba down. Neko sighed and shook her head mumbling about Inuzukas and their hot-headed ways.
The door was pulled open violently and before team 8 and Neko was a very pissed off Kurenai Yuhi. Her red eyes blazing ready to kill whoever they landed on first.
"What the hell do you want!" she barked.
Hinata squeaked and jumped since she had never seen Kurenai so angry before. Kiba gulped and got flashbacks of his mother and sister being angry. Shino backed up a bit as his jacket stopped buzzing sensing the anger. Neko who was used to seeing Kurenai angry and took it all in stride.
"Kurenai, what are you doing here?" the Anbu asked.
"Huh, Neko what are you doing here?" Kurenai asked remembering to call her friend by her code name and not real name since Neko was on duty.
"I asked first" Neko said.
"Oh, well, I was asked to help train someone in genjutsu" Kurenai said.
Neko looked at Kurenai and saw that the genjutsu mistress was just dressed in, which so happened to be a bed sheet.
"Uh-huh, and you train all of your students wearing that?" Neko asked in a sarcastic tone.
"Oh, um, no, not always, but, um, this is a special case and all" Kurenai said blushing as she realized what she was wearing.
Now Kiba would've drooled all over at the fact that his sensei was just wearing a bed sheet, but he was still scared of what might happen if he leered. He had seen what Kurenai did to perverts and he didn't want to be in the hospital.
Hinata was very confused as to why Kurenai was at Naruto's apartment wearing a bed sheet. Her mind wouldn't allow her to go down a certain route since it was clearly impossible. As for Shino, he had an inkling, but didn't voice it at all.
"Who the fucking hell is at the damn door!"
A very disgruntled redhead appeared wearing a pair of boxers and a dark magenta bra. Kiba couldn't help, but drool and leer at the new arrival.
"Put those eyes back in your head fucker or I'll neuter you with a blunt rusty kunai" the redhead growled.
"Tayuya, calm down" Kurenai said.
"Fuck calm" Tayuya said.
"So this is where you are, why didn't you come when Lady Tsunade called?" Neko asked.
"I was busy fuck-" Tayuya was cut off by Kurenai slapping a hand over her mouth.
"She and I were very busy, hard at work training Naruto in the delicate art of genjutsu" Kurenai said.
She then gave Tayuya a slight glare.
"Whatever" Tayuya mumbled as she slapped Kurenai's hand away from her mouth.
"Uh-huh" Neko said.
"That dead last learning genjutsu" Kiba said then began laughing.
Hinata knew Naruto always wanted to get better and seemed to be going along with the lie though a part of her was screaming at her that it was a lie.
Shino again said nothing.
"Yes Neko, you can tell Lady Tsunade that Naruto is making progress, but he has a long way to go" Kurenai said.
"That's not all that's long, or thick with him" Tayuya mumbled.
This made everyone turn to Tayuya though only Kurenai heard what Tayuya actually said and her cheeks were stained a nice crimson red.
Neko, who had heard due to her sharp hearing, now had a very good idea what was going on.
"Tayuya, Kurenai, where are you?"
Soon Naruto appeared and Hinata squeaked as her cheeks went full code red as a bit of blood leaked from her nose at the sight of Naruto. A bit of drool also leaked out from the corner of her mouth.
Naruto was wearing a pair of boxers that had bowls of ramen on them and his chest bare.
Neko now really knew what was going on. Kiba looked shocked and wanted answers though his brain hadn't caught up yet. Shino was silent since he now had a pretty good idea what was going on. Hinata was catatonic and was maybe a few seconds away from fainting dead away.
"What's taking you so long?" Naruto asked looking at Tayuya and Kurenai ignoring the others.
"Sorry Naruto" Kurenai said.
"Yeah, we'd be back sooner if these dickheads would just leave us be" Tayuya chipped in.
Naruto turned to the others and waved in greeting.
"Hey" he said.
"I think we should leave Naruto to his training" Neko said smiling under her mask.
She then left deciding to lie to Tsunade about finding Tayuya. Oh, she'll tell Tsunade she found Tayuya, just not the truth of how she found the redhead and everything else.
"Right, well, lets get back Naruto" Kurenai said.
"Yeah, more bed, I mean training is needed" Tayuya said.
The two genjutsu users headed back inside.
Naruto shrugged and followed the two back inside shutting the door.
Hinata hit the ground with a bloody nose and a perverted smile. Kiba just stood there slacked jawed. In his mind one thought, Naruto's one lucky bastard. Shino adjusted his glasses and then dragged his two teammates away.
End
A/N: and that the end of this one. This one gave me a hard time with writing it. Mainly the ending, but I think I pulled it off nicely. Oh, and for those who are wondering Kurenai and Asuma aren't together in this. Sorry, I forgot to mention that in this. Thanks for reading and please review.