One Shocking Surprise: Blonde, Blonde, Brunette Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is a Ino, Temari, Tenten one. I got idea for this title from the game duck, duck, goose. Enjoy!
Asuma Sarutobi wasn't very happy at all. He had planned to do some major training with his team today and when he got there he found only Shikamaru and Chouji there. No sign of Ino at all. He asked his two students where Ino was and got shrugs in reply. So Asuma headed off to find his tardy student. He checked at Ino's home, but no sign of her. Her mother said Ino never came home last night. This gave Asuma a prick of worry, but he pushed it down. He then called off the day's training so he could find Ino and chew her out.
In another part of Konoha Kankuro was grumbling. He was sent out to look for his sister since she didn't return to the hotel last night. He wanted to whine and complain about being the one to have to look for Temari, but he saw his brother Gaara give him that look and knew that he had to do it or he'd lose some very precious puppets. So he was looking everywhere in the village for his sister.
In yet another part of Konoha Neji was forced to go look for his teammate Tenten. Well, he wasn't exactly forced. He just did it so he could get away from his insane teammate and equally insane sensei. He still had no clue how he had stayed sane all these years when he was surrounded by two of the craziest people in the entire village.
So with three people looking for their individual targets they hadn't a clue about the other. That is until they all wound up at the same door.
"Asuma, what are you doing here, and you too Kankuro?" Neji asked.
"I was about to ask you the same thing Neji, Kankuro" Asuma said.
"Ditto" Kankuro said.
They then explained their own reasons then once that was settled they turned to the door in front of them.
"So this is where we all tracked them to" Neji said.
"It appears so" Asuma said.
"Well then, what are we waiting for" Kankuro said.
He then knocked on the door and got no answer. So the puppet user tried again and again got no response. It got to the point and very quickly I might add that Kankuro was banging on the door.
"HEY OPEN UP IN THERE!" he shouted.
The door burst open and before the three males was a sight that they'd all loved to see. A girl with messy bed hair and only wearing a bed sheet. But the only problem was this girl had a very pissed off look on her face. And for Kankuro there's another problem. The girl just so happened to be his sister.
"What do you want?" Temari growled out.
Kankuro took a few steps back unconsciously since he knew what Temari could do when she was in a mood. Neji however didn't know this and stepped forward.
"I would like to know where Tenten is. I tracked her chakra signature here" the Hyuga prodigy said.
"You're the rod up the ass Hyuga, why the hell do you want to know where Tenten is?" Temari asked.
Neji bristled with the name he was called, but remained focused.
"She is needed for training with our team" he said.
"Well she's busy. Leave a message" Temari said.
"I'd also like to know about Ino since I followed her chakra here also" Asuma said speaking up.
"What about me Asuma sensei?"
Ino came walking out wearing a black t-shirt with an orange swirl and a pair of purple lace panties. Asuma turned away since looking at Ino like that was like looking at his own daughter. Neji averted his gaze out of privacy. Kankuro had no qualms as he openly stared.
"Kankuro I'd advise you to look away before I bash your head in" Temari growled as she saw where her brother was staring.
Kankuro followed direction very well when a threat of bodily harm was used on him. That and the fact Temari had pulled out a frying pan out of nowhere helped too. She didn't have her fan on hand so she needed a back-up. A good 'ol reliable frying pan.
"So what is it you want from me Asuma sensei?" Ino asked not even caring about the attire she was wearing.
"I, uh, um, Ino. Why are you wearing that?" Asuma asked.
"Huh, oh, well, you disturbed me from some activity and I threw on what I could grab" Ino said as she looked down at her outfit.
Before Asuma could ask more a third person appeared.
"You guys things are getting cold in there. What's taking you?"
Before the three males was Tenten. She was wearing a black lace bra and a pair of boxers with toads and slugs on them. Her dark brown hair was hanging down and loose since her usual twin bun hair had been undone.
"Tenten?!" Neji exclaimed.
"Oh hey Neji, what's going on and why are you all here?" Tenten asked as she looked at Neji, Kankuro and Asuma.
"That's what I'd like to know" Temari said.
"We, I came to look for you Tenten" Neji said.
"I came to find Ino since she missed a team training session" Asuma said.
"You didn't return to the hotel room last night" Kankuro said.
"Oh" the three girls said in unison.
"Girls where are you?"
Naruto then appeared. He looked at Tenten, Ino and Temari.
"I thought you all wanted to prove how long you could last on me?" he asked.
There was three envious males standing there looking at Naruto who was only dressed in a shirt tied around his waist backwards so he wouldn't show the world all of himself.
"Sorry Naruto, we got sidetracked" Ino said.
"Well lets get back unless you both wish to concede defeat to Temari like you did last night" Naruto said.
"Ha! Like that will happen. I will out last this sand blower" Ino said.
"No way, I am going to beat you both" Tenten said.
"Yeah right, I am the champion and no one can beat me" Temari said smugly.
Ino and Tenten were about to go at it right there, but Naruto stopped them.
"Ladies, there's only one place to settle this, the bedroom" he said.
"Then let's get back to action" Ino said.
"Yes, lets" Tenten said.
The two dragged Naruto back, who was grinning. Temari followed along kicking the door shut behind her. Soon noises, very loud noises were heard.
Kankuro grumbled about Naruto being one lucky bastard. Asuma agreed with those sentiments. Neji also agreed though not as much. The three left all feeling quite inadequate. They headed to the nearest bar to drown their sorrows.
End
A/N: that's the end of this one. Hoped you liked it. Thanks for reading and please review.