One Shocking Surprise: the Mother Lode Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay this is an all mothers OSS. Meaning Kushina, Mikoto, Hitomi, Tsume & Yoshino. Warning there will be hints of incest in this so if that's not something you like then don't read this one. This is also my 75th OSS chap too.
Kiba, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Hinata were all trying to find one thing, and that thing was their mothers. They hadn't seen them for most of the day starting last night. They grew worried. Well, Shikamaru not really, but then his dad told him to find his mom even though it was all too troublesome. For Sasuke, he wanted his mom to train him so he could kill Itachi. Hinata was worried on where her mom was since she wasn't anywhere in the Hyuga compound. Kiba was ordered by his sister Hana to find their mother even after he whined and complained about why he was looking and not her. Hana just sent him a deadly glare that said 'if you don't then I'll be neutering you' he fled with great speed.
So the four were all searching high and low for their respective mothers, but so far nothing had come up. This was frustrating them all on their own levels. Soon they all had the same brainwave. Go to Naruto and ask for help. All four knew Naruto was a real whiz when it came to finding people or items. He had an uncanny sense to find the most elusive person or hidden item. They headed to the blonde's apartment and they ended crashing into one another at the blonde's door.
After the usual asking what are you doing here questions Sasuke took charge and knocked on the door. There was no answer. Sasuke knocked again harder and louder this time, and again no answer. He kept knocking with each pounding making him angrier and angrier. He was wasting so much time, time he should be using to train so he could kill his brother.
"OPEN UP THE DOOR NOW LOSER!" the Uchiha ordered loudly.
Soon the door opened and out came Tsume. She looked absolutely pissed.
"What the hell do you want?" she growled.
Kiba nearly wet himself upon hearing his mother's tone. Even now she could still scare the piss out of him. Hinata gulped, she was a bit scared at the Inuzuka since she had never seen one so angry before. Shikamaru mumbled troublesome as he did his best to hold his bladder. Sasuke of course just stood acting like it didn't affect him though he nearly soiled his shorts.
Tsume stood there wearing a bathrobe that was small on her. Her chest was straining against the fabric and the robe only went down to barely cover her toned and tight rump, but covered the front part enough so she wouldn't be flashing anyone her goods.
"Mom! What are you doing here?" Kiba asked regaining his wits and bladder.
"I was having a meeting with some of my friends when you interrupted" Tsume said in a bit of a growl.
"Yes, a very important meeting" Yoshino Nara said strolling out.
Shikamaru saw his mom was dressed in a shirt that went down to her thighs. The lazy Nara saw this and his mind started to make the connects albeit slowly since he really don't want to go there.
"Of course" the lazy Nara muttered under his breath as the final dots connected.
Now Shikamaru wasn't angry with Naruto or anything. He thought the more time his mom was with Naruto the less time she'd be badgering him and his dad. It was a win-win in his mind.
"What is keeping you two?"
Hinata squeaked as she saw her mom, Hitomi Hyuga, and another woman appear. Hitomi was wearing a bed sheet over her body. While the other woman was just wearing a bra and panties in an orange color.
"Mom" she said.
Sasuke was shocked since the other woman was his own mother.
"Mother, what are you doing here?" Sasuke demanded.
"I was having a very in-depth and very thorough meeting with my friends, but you had to interrupt that" Mikoto Uchiha said glaring at her son.
"I need you to train me so I can kill Itachi" Sasuke said.
Mikoto rolled her eyes as did the other women.
"Give that deranged dream up pup. You're not even in Itachi's league and will never be in it" Kushina Uzumaki said entering the picture or should I say doorway.
What the hell is going on?!" Kiba shouted.
"Geez, you're so damn loud dog food breath."
Naruto then appeared rubbing his eyes as he stretched his stiff muscles.
"Naruto, I told you to stay in bed and we'd come back as quickly as we could" Kushina said.
"Sorry mom, but I got impatient" Naruto said.
"Wait, what is going on?" Kiba asked now very confused.
"It's none of your business pup. Now get back home now" Tsume said.
"You too Hinata, I'll be home as soon as the meeting ends" Hitomi said.
"Same with you Sasuke. And when I get back home I'm going to break you from this revenge kick you're on. It's not healthy. You really need a girlfriend honey" Mikoto said.
"I don't need a girlfriend, I need to get stronger to kill Itachi" Sasuke said.
"I told you Mikoto, he's gay" Naruto said.
"I AM NOT GAY!" Sasuke shouted.
"So why do you ignore all the girls throwing themselves at you then?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke was steaming.
"Sasuke, just go home, NOW" Mikoto ordered.
Yoshino turned to her son, but he stopped her.
"I'll tell dad you're in a meeting" Shikamaru said then stuffed his hands in his pockets and left.
"He's such a good boy" Yoshino said with a smile.
"Yeah, he's a smart one and knows to keep his mouth shut too" Tsume said with a nod.
"Can someone tell me what's going on" Kiba whined.
Hinata finally connected all the dots and her eyes widen looking at her mother.
"Yes Hinata, now go back home and I'll put in a good word with Naruto for you" Hitomi said.
"R-r-r-really?" Hinata asked.
"Of course dear, but only if you promise to share the wealth" Hitomi said with a smile.
Hinata thought for a moment then nodded. She hugged her mother and left skipping. This left Sasuke and Kiba.
"Why won't someone tell me what's going on?" Kiba cried.
"Are you sure Kiba's your son Tsume? He's thicker than anyone I've ever met" Kushina asked.
"Some days I still wonder if the pups were switched" Tsume sighed.
Sasuke just glared at his mom not moving.
"Sasuke go home now" Mikoto ordered.
"I'm not going til I know what is going on here" Sasuke said stubbornly.
Mikoto rubbed her temples.
"Let me Mikoto" Kushina said with a sweet smile.
"Don't hurt him too much Kushina" Mikoto said.
"No lasting bruises" Kushina promised.
The redhead then grabbed Sasuke by the collar and then hurled him using chakra-enhanced strength. Sasuke went flying screaming all the way.
"Now, do I have to get rid of you the same way?" Kushina asked looking at Kiba cracking her knuckles.
Kiba shook his head and dashed off as quickly as he could.
"Well that's one way. Come on, lets get back inside and resume our meeting" Yoshino said.
"Yeah, it's my turn to debate with Naruto" Tsume said with a smirk.
She then dragged Naruto inside as Hitomi closed the door following the rest of the women.
The women had many, many deep and thorough discussions with Naruto all through the day and into the night. They finally came out late the next day feeling very happy and refreshed.
"We should schedule another meeting soon" Tsume said with happiness.
"Yes, there are many more topics that need to be hammered out" Mikoto chirped.
"Mmmm, hammered. Hammered hard" Hitomi murmured.
"She's still lost from her last 'talk'" Yoshino said with a giggle.
The four all walked back to their homes with very noticeable limps and bright glows about them that if you stared at them you'd need sunglasses since it was so bright it seemed.
Kushina leaned against the doorframe watching her friends leave and Naruto came up and hugged his mom from the back.
"You up for some private meetings?" Naruto asked.
"Mmmm, can't wait" Kushina hummed.
End
A/N: and that's the end of this one. Hoped you liked it. It was kind of hard juggling all the mothers and everything. I don't think I'll do one like this again really. Well, not with all these characters at least. Never say never though, I am not ruling it out. I know this might not be as good as some of my others, but I did my best. Oh, and this will be the last update of OSS until next year. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all. Thanks for reading and please review.