One Shocking Surprise: Bite Me Edition

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: this is my very first Karin only one. It has been way too long for this to come. I apologize for that. I want to also let you know that in this Karin isn't an Uzumaki in this one. She just has red hair that's all. So this doesn't have any incest in it.


Sasuke was walking with a full strut as his arrogance shined through like high-beams. He was quite proud of himself since he rescued a girl from the Forest of Death during the second part of the chunin exams. Now he was going to get his reward. He got to the hospital room that was within the Tower that was in the middle of the Forest of Death. He knocked on the door since he does have some manners.

There was no answer. This made Sasuke frown and then knocked again louder. Again no answer. This made Sasuke anger raise and banged on the door. There was sounds being heard within the room. Some loud grumbling and cursing. Then stomping, which was getting louder. The door was yanked open and a girl with messy red hair. Her glasses were a bit askew like she had shoved them on her face without adjusting them afterwards. Only her head and a hand was visible as the door blocked the rest of her body.

"What do you want?" she asked sounding very perturbed.

Sasuke bit his tongue to prevent from saying anything scathing or mean. He wanted to be rewarded for saving the girl.

"I am here for my reward for saving you" he said.

"Oh that, and you are?" Karin asked.

"I am Sasuke Uchiha" Sasuke said.

"Hm, okay" Karin said in a bored tone.

Sasuke was seething. He wanted his reward for saving Karin, but she wasn't even letting through the door.

"Well?" he asked.

"Well, what?" Karin asked.

"Where's my reward for saving you?" Sasuke asked.

"Reward? Why the hell would I give you any kind of reward?" Karin asked perplexed.

"Because I saved you" Sasuke said through gritted teeth.

"Oh, hm, okay. So you want a medal or something?" Karin asked.

"No" Sasuke said.

"Then why are you here whining about a freaking reward?" Karin asked.

Sasuke was now slowly losing his cool. His hands were in fists, nails digging into his palms. Then he heard movement coming from within the room and a spot of yellow was seen. Naruto appeared and yawned as he stretched.

"Karin, what are you doing up, I thought I wore you out last night?" Naruto asked.

"Oh Naruto, you know that I am always up for more if you got it" Karin said smirking.

Sasuke's rage was now boiling as he saw Naruto and the appearance the blond was in. Naruto was only wearing a robe that he had put on in a quick fashion.

"Eh, I knew you said you were frisky and everything, but I thought you burned through all of that last night" Naruto said.

"Oh never, never with what you're packing that's for sure" Karin purred as she stared at Naruto in a lecherous way.

Sasuke was now really angry as this connected. Naruto had taken what was rightfully his. He'd get his vengeance.

"You definitely weren't complaining I know that for sure. You seemed to be giving a lot of praise, a lot of very loud amount of praise" Naruto said with a smirk.

"Care for an encore?" Karin asked.

Naruto's foxy grin and glint in his eye was all that Karin needed for an answer as she seemed to get aroused just by staring at Naruto. She licked her lips.

So Sasuke lunged at Naruto, but Karin at the same time slammed the door on Sasuke making him hit the solid door hard due to his momentum, which he increased with chakra. He saw stars and hit the floor unconscious.

Out of the woodwork it seemed his fan girls came out all giggling as they dragged Sasuke away to help heal' the last Uchiha of his injuries thoroughly.

End


A/N: and that's the end of my very first Karin one. Hoped you liked it. I know I did make Karin in character, but give me a break. I just didn't feel like writing her like she is in canon really. Plus, it was fun to mess with Sasuke since I don't seem to do it enough in these stories. Thanks for reading and please review.