One Shocking Surprise: Kitty & Doggy Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is a Yugito and Hana one. Hope you like it.
Kiba was very annoyed. His mother had ordered him to go find his sister since she hadn't been seen in a couple days and Tsume knew that Hana wasn't out on a mission since she checked. Now Kiba grumbled about this all since he didn't want to go look for his sister at all, but Tsume persuaded him by threatening him with all kinds of 'training' for him. Kiba dashed off quickly upon hearing what this 'training' would entail.
So here he was looking all over for his sister. He'd have his trusty companion Akamaru with him, but the big bog was feeling under the weather and needed his rest. So this left Kiba doing the search alone that is until he decided to enlist the help of his team. They were a tracing team, this was right up their alley.
So he went to the Aburame and Hyuga compounds and after some talking and being severely polite with the Hyugas he had his team together. He told them what was going on and both agreed to help him out. So Hinata had her Byakugan on and Shino with his bugs. This led them right to Naruto's front door. Hinata knew this since she had stalked Naruto multiple times and knew where he lived. Oh, did I say stalked, I meant Hinata followed, shadowed, watched? She knew where Naruto lived. Yeah, let just stick with that.
Shino raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. While didn't even thinking about how Hinata knew this at all.
"Dude, why would Hana's scent be coming from here?" Kiba asked.
"Maybe she is visiting Naruto?" Hinata asked.
"Eh, but I didn't even know she and Naruto knew each other" Kiba said.
"Maybe we should knock on the door, then we can get some answers" Shino suggested.
"Yeah, I knew that. That's what I was going to do" Kiba said like he thought of the idea.
Shino said nothing and Hinata just let out a soft sigh. Kiba knocked on the door and got no answer. So Kiba knocked again this time harder. And again no answer. Kiba was starting to get ticked off and the went all out banging on the door and shouting.
"WAKE UP LOSER! WAKE UP!" the Inuzuka male screamed.
Hinata looked very embarrassed and tried to bury her head in her oversized jacket as she tried to calm Kiba down at the same time. Shino sweatdropped and helped Hinata to quell Kiba's anger.
The door was then burst open and in front of them was very, very angry blond and it wasn't Naruto who was glaring at them. No, the blond was female. She had a very fine body and it was covered with a pair of panties and a shirt that just covered her nicely sized chest though it didn't cover her toned stomach. Her blond hair was in a disarray. But it was on her head that got team 8's attention. The blond had a pair of cat ears on top of her head. They weren't fake as they seemed to twitch and move, but what made it odd was that she also had regular ears too. Around her neck was a collar with a bell on it.
It was a special henge that gave the girl cat ears, but team 8 didn't know this.
Kiba though seeing this hot blond completely forgot all about his anger and his sister as blood began to leak from his nose as he stared at her.
"Hey babe, how'd you like to go out with a real Horn Dog?" he asked lecherously.
Shino didn't even stifle a groan hearing Kiba's idiotic pick-up line. He had heard all of Kiba's pick-up lines, but really this was the best he could come up with.
Hinata closed her eyes and did her best to hold back the groan that wanted to emerge from her lips. That had got to be one of the dumbest and lamest pick-up lines she had ever heard and she got a ton of them every day.
The blond glared at the three though her glare was really focused on Kiba, who just kept staring at her drooling from his mouth and nose.
"What the hell do you want?" she growled out.
"My apologies for my teammate. He has a severe condition that occurs whenever he sees an attractive girl that his brain disconnects" Shino said.
"I see" the blond girl said.
"Um, wh-wh-where is Naruto?" Hinata asked.
"Hm, Master Naruto. He's resting right now" the blond girl said.
"M-m-m-master" Hinata squeaked.
Shino raised his eyebrow at this.
While Kiba's jaw dropped as he seethed internally about how lucky Naruto was right now.
"Then who are you?" Shino asked.
Before the blond could respond a new voice was heard. One that was quite familiar to Kiba.
"Hey Yugito, where are you, master wants your tongue again?"
Soon Hana appeared. She was wearing those same henge ears that Yugito was wearing those hers were more, well, dog like unlike Yugito's that had a cat appearance to them. Also Hana was wearing an animal print bra and panties. She also had a collar around her neck too.
Hinata squeaked and turned her head, as did Shino out of respect. Kiba just stood there his mouth agape.
"Close your mouth little brother, fleas are getting in" Hana said.
Kiba closed his mouth then turned his head as he realized he was staring at his sister. Though this made his focus on Yugito.
"Hana what are you doing here at the loser's place?" Kiba asked.
"What else, enjoying my master's tender touches" Hana growled in a sultry manner.
"Mmmm" Yugito purred.
Kiba wasn't sure if he should be angry with Naruto for sleeping with his sister or be upset at how lucky Naruto was for bagging two hot girls even though one was his sister.
"Yugito, Hana where are you? Your master calls" Naruto called.
"We got to go Hana, master needs us, we must serve master" Yugito said with a lustful look in her eye.
"Yeah" Hana said sharing the same look as Yugito.
Yugito shut the door on team 8.
Team 8 stood there.
"Um, what should we do?" Shino asked.
Hinata just stood there as her mind went to the dirty places. A perverted giggle escaped her lips as blood trickled down her nose. She had activated her Byakugan so she could get a show. Shino looked at Hinata and knew she was gone. He then turned to Kiba only to find the Inuzuka male on his knees switching from crying and raging. This left Shino to wonder why he was the only sane one on the team.
End
A/N: what do you think? Let me know and thanks for reading and please review.