One Shocking Surprise: Desert Delights Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this one is Temari and Pakura. This is in no way connected to my OSS: Scorching Sand Edition I did before. Completely different. But I knew I was going to do one with these two sultry Suna vixens. Enjoy!

Gaara was annoyed. He was very annoyed and he wanted to kill someone. Now this was a feeling he hadn't felt in years, the urge to kill someone. Naruto first helped him curb this, then Matsuri had really helped him curb all of that blood thirst when they got together. But it was returning since he had gotten many reports about noise disturbances. It was so much that he decided to investigate himself since every squad of Suna Anbu he send out to quell the noise came back extremely burned and wounded badly from being blown away from very powerful violent cutting winds.

So Gaara took leave of his office. He was kind of happy since he was frustrated with all the paperwork he had to deal with. He so wanted to use his sand burial and destroy it all, but Matsuri always catches him before he could do it, then she'd scold him like a mother scolding a two-year-old. So he was happy to be out of the office, he just hoped he'd be back before Matsuri came back or there'd be hell to pay.

Gaara made it to the apartment complex that the noise was residing in. The place looked vaguely familiar to him, but shrugged it off as nothing. He went up the stairs and to the accursed apartment door. He could hear all the loud sounds. They sounded like moans, screams, wails. Things he heard Matsuri do when they, um, had their own personal time together. Boy, he remember one time he and Matsuri really christen the Kazekage office.

A bit of blood dribbled from Gaara's nose before he wiped it away. He couldn't be thinking perverted thought about Matsuri right now. He had business to attend to. He soon got to the door and knocked on it. There wasn't anything for a while, but the noises stopped. Soon there was stomping being heard and the door was wrenched open.

Gaara's eyes widen when he saw who was at the door. He also averted his eyes. In front of the young Kazekage was his older sister Temari. Temari's dirty blond hair was out of its usual four ponytails and was in a total mess. Covering her body was just a silk kimono that hadn't been tied closed so it was showing peeks of skin that Gaara really didn't want to see.

"What do you want?" Temari asked glaring at Gaara.

"T-T-t-t-Temari, it's you causing all the disruption?" Gaara asked.

"Huh, what are you talking about Gaara?" Temari asked now confused.

"I have gotten numerous reports about loud noises and it's coming from here" Gaara explained.

"Oh, I didn't think we were that loud" Temari said with a bit of embarrassment.

"Well honey, you do have a lovely set of lungs on you. Definitely when you reach your peak."

Temari's cheeks went to a total flush hearing this.

Gaara's eyes widen even more when he saw who had spoken. It was Pakura, a great hero of Suna. Her green hair was in the same mess as Temari's as her brown pupiless eyes were sparkling with amusement. She was dressed in a pair of boxers with toads and bowls of ramen and a black bra with flames on it.

The Kazekage felt blood trying to leak from his nose at the hot sight before him. Pakura wasn't only just a great hero of Suna, but one of the most sought and hottest kunoichis too. Her body was just amazing.

I am with Matsuri, I am with Matsuri, I am with Matsuri the redhead chanted in his head.

"What can we help with you lord Kazekage, Temari and I are off duty and are enjoying some, afternoon delights?" Pakura asked not even caring how she was dressed.

Gaara pinched his nose so to stem the blood wanting to leak out of his nasal passages. Mainly since Pakura had to shift her position into a more seductive one though it was on accident since she didn't even know what affect she was giving off.

It took Gaara a few moments to collect himself, bur before he could speak he heard a new third voice. A voice he recognized real well.

"Temari, Pakura where are you? I want another serving of my desert delights."

Soon Naruto appeared just wearing a bed sheet around his waist.

"So that's where my boxers went" Naruto commented as he saw what Pakura was wearing.

"Wh, I couldn't find my panties" Pakura said with a shrug.

"I, um, I think I tossed them out the window" Temari said.

"Again, that's another pair. Why is it I lose more panties to you tossing them out the window than to them basically wearing out?" Pakura asked.

"I get a bit excited" Temari argued.

"Hey, I like a feisty Temari. She looks so hot and I just can't help myself" Naruto said with a leering look at Suna's Wind Princess.

Temari blushed brightly, but was pleased with Naruto's compliment.

"What am I, chop liver?" Pakura asked pouting.

"Oh no, you my Goddess of the Scorching Desert. You are quite amazing yourself. You should know after that ride you had last night" Naruto said with a smirk.

Pakura remembered back and then smiled widely as she was pleased with what she had done last night. Oh, very pleased.

"Naruto, you're the cause of this?" Gaara asked.

The three turned to Gaara. Pakura and Temari had completely forgotten all about Gaara as soon as Naruto showed up.

"Oh, hey Gaara" Naruto greeted.

Gaara sighed deeply.

"What are you doing here Naruto?" the young Kazekage asked.

"Eh, granny made me take some time off. She thought I was working too hard. So she forced me on vacation. So here I am, taking in the great delights that the desert has to offer" Naruto said as he wrapped his arms around Temari and Pakura.

Gaara sighed and closed his eyes. He really didn't want to have to deal with this.

"Naruto, you know how to do fuinjutsu, right?" he asked.

"Yeah, why?" Naruto asked.

"Put up seals to contain the noises. I don't want any more noise complaints" Gaara said.

"Huh, you know I knew I forgot something before we began" Naruto said.

"Well then, since that's settled lets get back to entertaining, right Temari?" Pakura asked as she leering at her fellow kunoichi.

She then pressed herself up against Naruto rubbing her body against his.

"Yeah, we'd hate to have our guest get bored" Temari purred as she followed suit and copied Pakura's actions.

Naruto just gave off a perverted foxy grin as he pulled the two kunoichis tighter to him.

With that the door slammed closed on Gaara's face. He closed his eyes and walked away hoping that Naruto would remember to put up those silencing seals. He then headed back to the Kazekage tower in need of a good drink. He just hoped Matsuri hadn't found his new hidden stash of imported saké.

End

A/N: and that's the end of this one. I also want to let you know that in my next update it will be a Valentine's Day special. Thanks for reading and please review.