One Shocking Surprise: Uchiha V-Day Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: my first of four Valentine's Day themed OSS. It'll all start with the Uchiha. Mikoto and my original character Rei are in this one. This has some language in this too, just to let you know in advance. There's no incest between mother and daughter in this though it might look like it. Warning a bit of language used in this one.

Sasuke was frowning as he looked up at his father.

"Father, why must we do this?" he asked.

"Because it's Valentine's Day son and we must" Fugaku said with a scowl on his face.

Sasuke kept the frown on his face as he looked at the two cards in his hand. One was for his sister and the other for his mom.

"But why?" the boy asked.

Fugaku just glared at his youngest.

"Don't question me boy" he said sternly.

"Sorry father, but why isn't Itachi here doing this with us?" Sasuke asked.

"He had already given your mother and sister their Valentines early since he knew he'd be out on a mission and would be back way after this accursed day had passed" Fugaku said with venom.

Sasuke just nodded.

"Come, let's get this over with" Fugaku said angrily.

So Sasuke followed his father through the Uchiha compound. They first went to Rei's room. They found she wasn't there and this pissed Fugaku off. He strictly told his daughter to stay in the compound and it seemed she had disobeyed him, again. Which wasn't really new to him or the entire Uchiha clan. Rei Uchiha was always the renegade within the Uchiha clan, but not much was done to curb it since she was just as talented as Itachi and the Uchiha clan always put their own like Rei and Itachi, who are prodigies on pedestals. So she got away with many things.

Sasuke frowned and wondered where his sister was. He knew that Rei liked to hang out around the village, especially with the dead last Naruto. He didn't understand why she hung out with the loser at all.

So after not being able to find Rei Fugaku decided to go and give his wife the obligated Valentine and get it over with. Sasuke followed along.

They soon got to Mikoto's room. Mikoto and Fugaku don't share a room anymore after Sasuke and Rei were born. Sasuke and Rei are twins though Rei was a day older than Sasuke. Rei was born at 11:58 PM and Sasuke came a 12:03 AM.

Fugaku knocked on the door. He got no answer and this raised his ire even higher. He knocked louder and then he heard some shuffling, but then nothing. This made him practically bang on the door. Sasuke could see the rage burning in his father's eyes.

Soon some more shuffling was heard and then sounds of footsteps were heard. The door opened. Before them stunned both Uchiha males. All of the rage Fugaku had disappeared as Sasuke's eyes widen to the size of saucers.

Before them was Rei Uchiha. She was wearing a big t-shirt that just covered all of her ass and her, um, womanly region. She looked quite irritated and it showed with her Sharingan blazing.

"What the fucking hell do you want?" she hissed as she leaked KI at the two males.

Both males stiffen on instinct feeling the KI coming from a pissed off female. It didn't matter how powerful a shinobi they are. They all froze in fear when they come face-to-face with a ticked off kunoichi.

"R-R-Rei" Sasuke stuttered out.

"Yes dear little brother Sasuke, what do you and father want?" Rei asked sweetly.

"Um, we, uh have something for you" Sasuke said.

"Oh?" Rei asked.

"Rei dear, who is at the door?"

Soon Mikoto appeared. She had a robe on though it was loosely tied. You could see where Rei got her looks since she looked just like Mikoto. Both could be mistaken as twins if you ignore the age difference.

"Just Sasuke and father" Rei said.

"Oh. What do they want? We are very busy right now" Mikoto said frowning.

"Um mom, happy Valentine's Day" Sasuke said as he held out his generic card that his father shoved at him just hours ago.

"Thank you Sasuke" Mikoto said smiling though she knew that the card was pretty plain.

"Yes Mikoto, happy Valentine's Day" Fugaku said as he handed over his card.

"Thanks" Mikoto said without emotion.

Sasuke handed over his card to Rei, which was the same one that he had given Mikoto. Fugaku did the same. Rei gave out her thanks though it was frosty towards Fugaku.

"Mikoto, Rei? Where are you? I thought you wanted an all day Valentine's Day celebration?"

Fugaku frowned as he heard this voice, but then it turned to a bit of anger as he realized there was a man in Mikoto's room. Sasuke was frowning also, but it was more in thought since he swore he recognized the voice somewhere.

Soon Naruto came in pulling up his boxers.

Fugaku saw red, but before he could attack Naruto he was frozen in spot by two high level KI. The KI was coming from Rei and Mikoto.

"Now darling, you wouldn't dare to harm our precious Naruto, would you?" Mikoto asked sweetly.

"Yeah daddy, you weren't going to attack Naruto for giving us real Valentine's Day gifts, were you?" Rei asked in the same sweet tone.

Fugaku tried to raise his anger, but couldn't as the dual KI buried it down and fear rose within him.

Sasuke was stunned seeing Naruto there dressed the way he was dressed. He then looked at his mother and then his sister. Then back to Naruto, his mother, his sister. His eyes widen as it all hit him.

"Yes Sasuke. Mom and I are having sex with Naruto. We've been having sex with Naruto. We'll continue to have sex with Naruto and do you know why?" Rei asked.

Sasuke shook his head dumbly.

"Because he knows how to please a woman" Rei said.

"That is true Rei dear, but also because he's a real man. Unlike some bastards I know" Mikoto said as she glared at Fugaku with her Sharingan blazing.

"Now if you'd excuse us Naruto has some more Valentine's Day gifts to pass out. I haven't gotten my fill yet" Rei said and then took Naruto by the arm and dragged him back toward the bed.

Naruto tried to look annoyed, but it failed since the foxy smile on his face ruined the look he was trying to go for.

"Leave some for me honey, it's always better to share" Mikoto said.

"I make no promises mom. You know what happens when Naruto and I get going" Rei said with a lewd smile.

Mikoto was pouting at this since she didn't want Rei to wear Naruto out before she had another chance at the blond.

"Don't worry my Blazing Beauty I'll save you plenty. You know I have more than enough stamina to keep up with the both of you" Naruto said.

Mikoto smiled at this as she remembered the times she and Rei tried to test the limits of Naruto's endurance. Those were some exhausting, but very, very fun times. Mikoto then turned to her husband and son, who were still standing there.

"IF you two ever do anything to harm Naruto you'll be answering to me, got it?" she hissed with her KI now at demonic levels as her Sharingan stared down at her husband and son.

Fugaku's bowels loosened as he nodded. He knew that his wife could kick his ass badly. Though he'd never admit this in public or even out loud. Mikoto was probably one of the best ninja in the Uchiha clan. Though Fugaku wasn't a slouch himself. His skills had gotten a bit stall since he dealt more with the Uchiha clan politics than train like Mikoto did.

Sasuke just nodded furiously. He learned a new lesson. Never piss off his mother and that was a lesson he was going to never waver from. He didn't need to learn to never piss of Rei since he had already learned that lesson. He still had phantom pains every time he remembered it.

"Good, now get out of here" Mikoto said sweetly then slammed the door.

Sasuke and Fugaku stood there and sounds were heard coming from inside the room. The squeaking bed, the moans, groans and other sounds.

Fugaku turned and left needing a good hard strong drink and a new pair of underwear leaving Sasuke to finally collapse.

End

A/N: and that's my Uchiha style Valentine's Day OSS. I hoped you enjoyed it all. It was fun to write though a bit challenging since I've never used a holiday in these OSS chaps before. Thanks for reading and please review.