One Shocking Surprise: Hyuga V-Day Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay this is the third of my set of four in a Valentine's Day theme. This one has all the Hyuga females. Meaning Hinata, Hanabi and Hitomi. Batmarcus requested this grouping of Hyugas so I am taking out two birds with one stone. I also want to note that this takes place after Naruto comes back from his three-year trip so Hanabi is more age appropriate. I want to also note that there's no incest in this either. Enjoy!

Hiashi Hyuga sighed. Today was Valentine's Day and he had to give out presents to his three special ladies in his life. His wife and two daughters. Now he'd usually give the three just a typical box of chocolates and a card and be done with it, but he had noticed lately that the three have been fairly cold to him and that meant in a guy's mind that he'd pissed them off some how and it meant he had to ask for forgiveness even if that meant being on his hands and knees because he like every guy in the world over knows that having a pissed off wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter/mother wasn't a very good thing since they could make your life very miserable.

So Hiashi had to do something to stop this before it got worse. He knew his wife could be brutal and she was quite scary. She wasn't one of the most feared Hyugas for nothing. Her name in the Bingo book was Death's Pale Eyes.

Hinata though meek and shy most of the time had seemed to have grown something of a backbone lately. She wasn't taking any more crap from the Hyuga elders. She even went so far as to kick their asses in her new form of the Hyuga Jyuuken. It was made to use her flexible body. Unlike the typical Hyuga taijutsu, which was stiff and rigid in its movements. Hinata's taijutsu was fluid and almost graceful, but deadly. Hiashi suspected that Hinata trained a bit with Anko since some of Hinata's move were similar to Anko's taijutsu style.

As for his youngest daughter, Hanabi. Well, Hanabi was lethal in her use of Jyuuken. Hiashi had seen it and wouldn't want to be her enemy. He had seen what Hanabi did to Konohamaru when he bugged her one day. The boy couldn't walk straight two solid weeks even after seeing Tsunade. There was also a question if he'd be able to have kids after what Hanabi had done.

So Hiashi needed to correct this right away. So he went all out and bought the most expensive chocolates he could find, which were imported of course. He then got them all spa passes hoping this would quell them. After that he went in search of the three female Hyugas.

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Hiashi was now frustrated as he couldn't find Hinata, Hanabi or Hitomi anywhere. He looked everywhere on the Hyuga compound, but they weren't there. So that meant he had to look for them outside the compound. He sighed and activated his Byakugan. He hadn't done a search mission in years and was rusty in it.

But soon he got a trail as he heard from the street Naruto with Hinata and Hanabi. This made Hiashi frown. Now he had never forbid his two daughters from socializing with the Uzumaki. Just he was curious as to what they were doing with him. He went to Naruto's apartment knowing the boy moved from the place he lived most of his life to a newer complex right after the Pein invasion. The place was a real step up from his old residence.

Hiashi got to the door and knocked. He got no answer and he frowned. He hoped Naruto wasn't out or something, but he knocked again. Soon there was some shuffling of feet and then the door opened and Hiashi's eyes widen as he saw in front of him was Hanabi. Her hair was in a total mess as she rubbed her eyes tiredly. She then yawned in a very a manner unbefitting of a Hyuga.

"Hanabi" he said.

"Huh, oh hey father, what do you want?" Hanabi asked as she scratched herself, again an action that was very un-Hyuga like.

Hiashi then noticed his youngest was wearing a pair of boy's boxers and a small shirt that ended to show her firm stomach.

"Hanabi, what are you doing here?" the head of the Hyuga clan asked sternly.

"Huh, father what are you doing here?" Hanabi asked now awake and confused.

"I am asking you the same question daughter" Hiashi said.

"Oh, well I am here to give out a special valentine" Hanabi said.

Hiashi raised an eyebrow, but before he could say anything more a new figure appeared. It was his other daughter, Hinata. His jaw dropped as he saw what Hinata was wearing. Hinata was dressed in her underwear, which was a lovely silk lilac color.

"Hanabi, why'd you leave, you know that we can't do this without you?" Hinata asked.

"Sorry sis, but we've got company" Hanabi said.

"Hm, oh father, what are you doing here?" Hinata squeaked as she covered her body the best she could though it was hard since her figure was hard to hide with two arms only.

Hiashi couldn't believe how his eldest daughter had grown. He had always seen her in that big bulky coat that hid her body that seeing her like this was an eye-opener that no father ever wanted to see. No father wanted to see how well-developed their daughter was because that only brought thoughts of boys and every father didn't want legions of boys after their daughter no matter what. Even Hiashi.

"Girls, where are you, I am in need of help. We all have to get back in their to give him our Valentine's gift that he won't forget."

Hiashi knew this voice very well and then saw his lovely wife appearing. She was wearing a familiar looking jacket that just covered her assets, but showed a lot of skin too. She was wearing a pair of boxers with ramen bowels with angel wings on them.

"H-h-h-h-Hitomi" Hiashi uttered.

"Huh, oh Hiashi, what are you doing here?" Hitomi asked.

Hiashi couldn't speak only creaks and noises came out that the three Hyuga women couldn't understand.

"My pale eye goddesses where are you, I am in need of some more of your divine grace?"

Naruto appeared wearing just a bed sheet.

"Sorry Naruto, we got held up. Come dears, your father isn't in a speaking mood" Hitomi said.

Hanabi and Hinata nodded and Hanabi closed the door on Hiashi's face.

Hiashi stood there, his mind shattered at what he had seen. Naruto, Naruto and Hanabi, Naruto and Hinata, Naruto and Hitomi. Naruto with Hanabi, Hinata and Hitomi. His brain crashed and he fell in a heap with his eyes rolling up to the back of his head. When he woke up he thought the whole thing was a dream, a crazy messed up dream from eating something bad. He gave his Valentines gifts to his favorite girls who all seem to be encased with a glow that only came with one thing. But Hiashi's mind ignored that. The only thing that mattered was that they were happy and not upset with him. His mind had locked away that horrid thing he had seen.

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A/N: okay, this isn't one of my best really. It's not all bad, but it's not my usual best I believe. But that's just me. Thanks for reading and please review.