One Shocking Surprise: Valentine's Day Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is my fourth and final V-Day themed one. Not a very creative title for this one. Sorry, I couldn't think of a better one. Okay, this one has Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari and my original character Rei Uchiha. Warning there will be some foul language in this.

Sakura Haruno was pleased with herself. She was walking down the street to Naruto's apartment. Today was Valentine's Day and she was carrying a valentine for her blond teammate. It was a red heart with white lace around the edges. She also had a bag of chocolate she made herself to go with it. It took her many, many tries to get it right since cooking wasn't her strong suit. But she was pleased with it all and she knew that Naruto would ask her out today like everyday since they've known each other. This time she was going to say yes and settle for Naruto. She had taken time to doll herself up today for Naruto.

So she got to Naruto's place and knocked on the door. There was no answer and this made Sakura frown. Kakashi had given them the day off since Kakashi wanted to see the brand new Icha Icha movie that was coming out today. He had a shadow clone holding his place in line for weeks since he was busy.

So Sakura knew Naruto was in the village, which meant he was home. So Sakura knocked again, harder this time hoping this one would wake the blond. Again nothing and Sakura was getting annoyed. Here she was standing there looking all pretty and Naruto had the nerve to keep her waiting. She had a half a mind to just leave, but she didn't want to delay Naruto's beating that he'd be getting from her.

So Sakura began pounding on the door.

"NARUTO, WAKE UP YOU LAZZY ASS!" she shouted.

Thankfully the door was re-enforced with steel and seals so it couldn't be knocked out even with a Tsunade's super strength punch.

The door was wrenched open and before Sakura was a very pissed off blond, but it wasn't Naruto.

"What the fucking hell do you want Forehead, some of us were trying to get some work done?" Ino Yamanaka asked as she glared at her pink haired friend.

Sakura blinked a few times then rubbed her eyes. Since she couldn't believe what she was seeing in front of her. There was Ino, her best friend, wearing dark purple panties and black t-shirt that covered enough of her just exposing her taut tummy. Her long blond hair was in total disarray and her blue eyes glaring at her.

"I-I-Ino, what are you doing here?" Sakura asked.

"I was enjoying myself until you had to start shrieking up a damn storm and ruin the mood" Ino said heatedly.

"Mood, what mood and again why are you here?" Sakura asked.

"And you were supposed to be the top kunoichi of your class, that's just pathetic" Tenten said as she came into the picture.

Sakura saw that Tenten was wearing, well, she was wearing a pair of Naruto's boxers and her bra that had shurikens placed in interesting places. Her brown hair was out of its trademark buns and hung loose.

"Tenten, is that you?" the pink haired girl asked stunned.

"Give the girl a prize, she can at least recognize people" Tenten snarked.

"Will either of you tell me what's going on here and why are you here at Naruto's apartment dressed like that?" Sakura asked as she stomped her foot.

"Can someone shut the whiny bitch up, she's so fucking annoying and so definitely ruin the mood we had going" Rei Uchiha said as she came in looking very grumpy.

Sakura's eyes widen as she saw Sasuke's twin sister standing there in a pair of bra and panties. But the panties had kunais on them that outlined a certain region with a shuriken to mark the spot and the bra was the same color as Ino's panties, dark purple.

"So that's where my bra/panties went" Ino and Tenten said.

"Eh, I couldn't find mine so I just scooped what I could find" Rei said with a shrug.

"I'm amazed my bra fits you since you're bigger than I am" Ino commented.

"It's cutting into my shoulders, but it's not too bad" Rei said.

"You better not cream in my panties" Tenten said.

"Che, yeah, you want that pleasure" Ino said with a smirk.

"Yes I do, hey, wait a minute" Tenten said as she realized what Ino just said. She then glared at the longhaired blond, whose smirk got wider.

Sakura just didn't know what the fucking hell was going on and wondered what the hell else could happen. Sadly that prayer was answered.

"I thought we finished the bickering and wanted to focus on giving Naruto the best Valentine's Day he's ever had?"

This, Sakura had to say, was the strangest day of her life and that's saying something since as a ninja you saw a lot of weird and odd things.

Hinata came out wearing Naruto's jacket and a pair of sexy French cut white lace panties. The jacket covered her, um, very ample chest, more ample than Rei's. The jacket covered most of her, but showed lovely glimpses of her smooth pale skin.

"We're not bickering with each other per se" Ino said.

"Okay. Sakura, what are you doing here?" Hinata asked as she saw the pink haired girl.

Sakura didn't know what to say really. What the hell was going on here? First Ino, then Tenten, then Rei and now Hinata. Why are all of them here, at Naruto's apartment and so, well, underdressed? Her mind couldn't wrap around the facts she was seeing, her mind wouldn't, couldn't allow her to connect the pieces together.

"HEY! Am I the only one wanting to give Naruto the best Valentine's Day ever or you coming back? Because I am more than willing to have him all to myself."

Temari appeared waltzing out wearing a bedspread with her dirty blond hair was a mess.

"Hell no, I am not going to let some Suna tramp get all of Naruto" Ino said angrily.

"Hey, I am no tramp leaf skank" Temari fired back.

"Who are you calling a leaf skank" Tenten growled.

"The blond one, I know you're the kinky leaf" Temari said with a smirk.

"She's got you there Tenten, you're kinky alright" Rei said laughing.

"At least I don't make weird faces when doing it" Tenten said with a fiery blush on her cheeks.

"I do not make weird faces" Rei said stubbornly.

"Actually you do Rei" Hinata said.

"Oh, says the screamer. Who knew such a quiet and shy girl could be so loud" Rei said with a smirk.

Hinata squeaked and blushed madly.

"Hey you five, enough squabbling and get back in here!" Naruto shouted.

"Yes master" the five chorused and headed back to join Naruto in his bedroom with Naruto rolling his eyes at the five girls' responses.

Ino slammed the door in Sakura's face.

Sakura just stood there. Her mind crashing floor by floor like a collapsing building til it hit the ground floor and it was over. Sakura fell back her eyes rolling to the back of her head. She stumbled back fell off the railing behind her and she hit the ground. Thankfully Naruto's apartment wasn't that high up so Sakura wasn't injured too badly. It would a long while til she was found.

End

A/N: and that's the end of my Valentine's Day special. Hoped you enjoyed the V-day themed OSS chaps. Thanks for reading and please review.