One Shocking Surprise: Burying the Hatchet Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is my second Kurotsuchi one.
Oonoki, the Tsuchikage, grumbled as he got out of bed. He moaned and bemoaned about his aching back and that he was so old. But he wasn't going to give up his position of ruler over Iwa just yet. He hadn't found his successor yet and he wasn't going to hand over the title of Tsuchikage to some wet behind the ears brat. Nope, he wasn't going to do that at all. He sighed and went to get ready for the day.
After he was dressed he went downstairs to get some breakfast. He ate alone since he knew his son was out on a mission, but he frowned since he knew his granddaughter wasn't on a mission of any kind so why was she still asleep it seemed. He decided to investigate it since he had time. Well, he didn't, but he was the Tsuchikage, he could come into the office any time he damn well pleased.
So moving his old bones he went up the stairs grumbling about all the damn stairs. It was so easy to climb up and down when he was younger, but now they were a pain, or dare he say it. It was troublesome.
He soon made his way to Kurotsuchi's room and knocked on the door. He got no answer. He frowned at this and knocked again, this time harder and louder. He did this several times and was about to barge in even though he knew that Kurotsuchi hated when he did that and would no doubt chew him out.
But before he could get his hand on the doorknob the door opened and he found himself staring at Kurotsuchi's very annoyed face. Her pink pupiless eyes glaring at him. But it wasn't her glare that made him give pause. It was what she was wearing, well, more like what she wasn't wearing. Now he didn't know nor really care what she wore to bed, but right now he really did.
Mainly since Kurotsuchi was wearing a pair of thong cut panties and a very skimpy white almost see-through tank top.
"What do you want?" she asked with great irritation.
Oonoki was taken back a second, but then regained his composure.
"What's the meaning of this?" he asked.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Kurotsuchi asked.
"What you're wearing" Oonoki said.
"What the hell is it to you?" Kurotsuchi asked.
"I will not be talked to like that" Oonoki said.
Before Kurotsuchi could reply movement was heard and soon a blond head appeared. He appeared to be only wearing a bed sheet that was wrapped around his waist. He wrapped his arms around Kurotsuchi's waist and kissed her neck tenderly. Kurotsuchi lost all train of thought as she let her head loll back letting the blond have more access to her neck.
"Oh Naruto" she purred.
Oonoki just stood there totally shocked as he watched this. His eyes roamed over the boy and knew there was something familiar about the boy, but he couldn't put his finger on it. But it was niggling the back of his mind. Then it hit him like a ton of bricks.
"MINATO!" he shouted.
"Huh, oh you mean my dad. I am Naruto" Naruto said as his hands still kept up their work on Kurotsuchi.
"Your father is an enemy of Iwa. We should be fighting" Kurotsuchi said though without any heat.
"Mmm, I think we 'fought' a lot last night my Precious Stone" Naruto growled into Kurotsuchi's neck.
"Yes, but, perhaps a bit more, please" Kurotsuchi mewed.
"I think that's a great idea" Naruto said with a foxy grin.
He then dragged an unresisting Kurotsuchi back into the room and slammed the door in Oonoki's face.
Oonoki stood there totally stunned out of his mind. Then he heard the sounds of his granddaughter and his most hated enemy's son going at it. It was too much for his heart.
"AH!" he screamed as he fell back clutching his chest as his back gave out once again. "MY BACK!"
Naruto and Kurotsuchi didn't hear Oonoki at all since they were quite busy. And that left Oonoki on the floor for several hours til someone got worried and went to search for him.
End
A/N: and that's the end of this one. Hoped you like it. It was a nice change using a different character to be the surprised. Thanks for reading and please review.