One Shocking Surprise: KIQ (Konoha Ice Queens) Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, I got this idea from ian2671. Thanks for it. This is an Anko, Kurenai, Hana and Yugao one. There's some language in this so you've been warned.

Sakura felt great today. She woke up early and took a shower and got everything set. She was going to head to Naruto's and then finally give in and let him take her on a date. She had been saying no to him for so long and decided that it was time to settle. So she dressed her best so Naruto would be knocked out by her 'stunning beauty'. She then left her place and headed to Naruto's. When she got there she first checked herself over once more before knocking. She wanted to make everything perfect of course.

She then knocked on the door, but got no answer. She knew Naruto wasn't out of the village. Even though Naruto has been getting sent out on more missions that she wasn't a part of she knew he was in the village since he had just returned and all shinobi required at least a few days rest in-between all out of village missions to recuperate from the stress that might've occurred during the mission.

So she knocked again and there was no answer. This made a small vein bulge in her forehead.

"NARUTO WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS!" Sakura screamed as she banged on the door hard.

Thankfully Naruto's door was reinforced to withstand a ton of abuse. The door was there before so villagers couldn't break into Naruto apartment when he was younger, but now it held against even Tsunade's chakra enhanced strength.

Sakura kept banging away til the door opened and Sakura's fist was frozen halfway as she stood there frozen. She was frozen, stunned in shock since before her wasn't the spiky blond, blue eyed young shinobi that she knew. No, in front of her was a woman with messy brown hair and red markings on her face. Her black eyes were like two fiery coals.

"What the hell are you doing some of us were trying to get some damn rest!"

"Wh-wh-who are you?" Sakura asked.

"I should be asking you that pinkie since you're the one causing all the ruckus" the woman said with a snarl.

"Why are you here at Naruto's?" Sakura asked in a demanding kind of way.

"What's it to you pinkie?" the woman said as she leaned against the door frame with her arms folded.

Sakura then noticed that the woman was wearing a pair of very short shorts that barely covered her and to mention looked tight on her and a flimsy tank top that covered her chest, but not her mid-section.

"Yo Hana, you find out who was making all that godforsaken noise?"

Appearing was a dark purple haired woman. She was only dressed in panties and a black shirt that looked to belong to Naruto since it had a blue swirl in the middle of it. She walked and stood beside Hana looking at the younger girl. Sakura noticed that as this new woman walked she walked with a slight limp.

"Yeah I did Yugao, it's pinkie here" Hana said as she gestured her head to Sakura.

"I see, now tell me Haruno. What were you thinking causing such a disturbance?" the purple haired woman asked with her brown eyes staring directly at Sakura with intensity.

"Who are you and why are both here in Naruto's apartment?" Sakura asked.

"It's none of your business pinkie" Hana said rudely.

"Hana, that wasn't very polite."

Sakura's eyes widen as she saw the new person. It took her mind a few seconds to figure out who they were, but then it clicked.

Kurenai walked out wearing a pair of Naruto's boxers, and they were Naruto's since they had ramen bowls with angel wings and toads on them. She also had on a black lace bra. Her long black hair was in disarray and her red eyes showed a brightness to them. Again Sakura noticed that Kurenai was walking with a limp just like Yugao.

Sakura's jaw dropped as she stood there like a fish gaping. She wanted to speak, but no words could come to mind.

"What do you know, she can be quiet" Hana remarked.

"Hana, that was uncalled for" Kurenai frowned.

Hana shrugged.

"Chunin Haruno, what are you doing here?" Yugao asked firmly.

Sakura only made some intelligible noises.

"Now she can't speak" Hana griped.

"HEY! Am I the only one who wants to get more fox meat here. If so I am all for it!"

A fourth woman popped out. Her violet hair was in the same mess as the others. She was wearing a lacy purple thong and matching bra. Her brown pupil-less eyes looked eager.

"Hell no Anko, you tried to hog him enough" Hana said.

"I agree with that" Yugao said.

"Yeah, she kept trying to get more last night" Kurenai chipped in.

"Fuck you all!" Anko shouted.

"Anko, language" Kurenai chided.

"Then get your asses back in here you bitches" Anko said laughing.

"I'll show you who's a bitch" Hana growled as she stormed back in.

Yugao and Kurenai looked each other and sighed as they shook their heads.

"We should get back, to keep an eye on them" Yugao said.

"Yeah, we should. Don't want things to get out of control like last night" Kurenai said.

"Mmmm, last night" Yugao murmured.

Kurenai turned and left leaving Yugao to close the door on Sakura without a word.

Sakura stood there still in total shock as her brain tried to process what she had just seen. It couldn't, it just couldn't. Then the noise crept through. Her ears strained to pick them up. Not because she wanted to, but because she was trained to listen to those fade sounds. What she heard made her faint dead away as her brain came to the conclusion she didn't want to know.

End

A/N: and that's the end of this one. Not a very long one really. I planned to work more into this one, but it turned out like this. I am working a second version of this with Jiraiya being the one to find Naruto with these lovelies, but that will be later on. Just wanted to let you know.