One Shocking Surprise: Crystal Clear Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is my first Guren only one. Hope you like it. Warning some foul language in this.

Orochimaru was slithering down the halls of one of his bases. He was bored and needed something to do. He didn't feel like doing his usual evil things he did. He needed something new, something exciting really. Everyday was the same really. Plotting his new evil plan, experimenting those unfortunate to displease him or just plain unfortunate. He then heard a very faint sound. This made him pause and then began to follow it. It was growing louder and louder though it echoed through the halls so much that it took him a long time to pinpoint and follow, but he was soon getting closer, he knew it, he felt it. It sounded like moaning, but not moans of pain, which he was quite familiar with. No, these moans were very different and made him curious.

Soon he got to the source. It was coming from beyond this door. He went to turn the knob, but found it was locked. This made the snake sannin frown since there weren't many doors in his bases locked to him. He tried many times to get the door opened, but found that he couldn't. This frustrated him. Which was new since the snake sannin wasn't known for losing his cool, but he did.

He banged on the door.

"OPEN THIS DOOR! DO YOU KNOW I AM, I AM OROCHIMARU, THE GREAT SNAKE SANNIN!" he shouted.

The door was then wrenched open and a pair of dark eyes were glaring out. Her light blue hair was madly askew.

"What the fucking hell do you want?" she asked angrily.

Orochimaru knew who this was. It was Guren, one of his trusted kunoichi. But she wasn't pleased to see him at all. Not only that as the snake sannin took a good look at Guren he noticed her, um, attire. Guren was wearing a kimono though it looked that she had thrown it on in quick fashion since it wasn't even tied at all and was quite ruffled.

"Guren, what is the meaning of this?" Orochimaru demanded.

"I was having an amazing time til you interrupted me" Guren said coolly.

"What are you talking about Guren?" Orochimaru asked.

"I forgot, you only get your jollies from playing with little boys" Guren muttered under her breath.

"I heard that" Orochimaru hissed.

He hated his sexual orientation being question on a daily basis. He didn't even have his 'equipment' any more after doing so many tests on himself. But when he did have it he was interested in girls. Hell, he did have a small thing for his teammate Tsunade.

"Whatever, what do you want?" Guren asked.

"I want to know why you locked this door and what you're doing?" Orochimaru demanded.

"What I do with my own personal time isn't any of your damn business. As for locking the door, it's also personal. So butt out" Guren said.

This raised the snake sannin's ire since he wasn't talked to like this at all. He was about to show Guren who was the top guy around here til he heard movement. His eyes turned and saw a mop of blond hair.

"Guren, my lovely diamond in the rough, what's keeping you?"

"I'm sorry Naruto" Guren said bowing her head.

Orochimaru's eyes widen. Naruto, what the hell was Naruto doing in one of his bases and with Guren? His mind raced with many, many possible scenarios. But none would even be close to reality.

"Well get rid off whoever is bothering you. I am not done with you yet" Naruto said with a foxy grin s he fondled Guren.

Guren moaned from the attention Naruto was giving her totally ignoring Orochimaru, who was still standing there now with mouth opened wide, stunned.

"Naruto" Guren panted.

Naruto wrapped an arm around Guren's waist.

"Time's a wasting Guren" he said then dragged her off.

Guren had only enough time and sense to slam the door on Orochimaru.

Soon the noises recommenced as Orochimaru stood there. He then closed his eyes trying to focus himself. But then a loud shrill moan of pleasure came through the door. This made the snake sannin turn on his heel.

"I need a fucking drink" he muttered.

End