One Shocking Surprise: KIQ (Konoha Ice Queens) V2 Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is another shot at KIQ, but changed around. I thought of this as I was writing the first one. You'll find out when you read it. So even though this has the same girls in it it's totally different. Hope you like it. Enjoy!

The great toad sage was in need of inspiration. He had tried to peek in at the hot springs to give him the mojo to write, but what he found was a slow day and not many beautiful lovelies coming through. He did see an old lady, but that did the opposite of what he needed. He now needed a ton of saké to get rid of those horrid images of that bathing. He still shivered as those mental images kept popping into his head no matter how hard he tried to forget them.

So Jiraiya decided to go elsewhere to find his muse. He decided to try his luck with his young apprentice, Naruto. He hoped that the sunny blond could turn his luck around since the brat had an insane amount of luck. So he got to Naruto's door and knocked on the door. He got no answer and he grumbled a bit. He kept knocking til he got fed up and just picked locked. That didn't work since Naruto's locks were darn near unpick able.

So he opted to go another route. He moved to the side of the apartment complex and got to the window of Naruto's place. He jimmied the window open easily, almost too easily.

"I need to tell the brat to secure his windows from intruders" the toad sannin muttered to himself not realizing he was doing the thing he wanted to protect his student from.

He looked around and then decided to head to the bedroom. When he got there he noticed the door was slightly ajar. He pushed it open and the sight that greeted him made him salivate profusely.

In bed with Naruto was four of the loveliest lovelies he's ever laid eyes on. All four were under the covers as they surrounded Naruto, who was also under the covers in the middle of the pile. It was safe to assume that they were all naked underneath the covers.

"I knew this brat would be a gold mine" Jiraiya cried as tears pour from his eyes.

He then pulled out his trusty notepad and pen and began to write. Ideas flowed off him just from this scene alone. Blood dribbled from his nose as his perverted giggling began to start up like an engine. He thanked god above for giving him such a bountiful feast.

Now Jiraiya was so wrapped up in his work that he failed to notice the women stirring. It wasn't til he heard cracking of knuckles that he came back to reality. He then gulped as he saw all four women glaring angrily at him. They had gotten out of bed and were clothed in what clothing they could find to cover themselves. The clothing basically consisted of Naruto's shirts, which only covered them to a point leaving their stomachs exposed and their panties.

This also gave Jiraiya's brain a boot as he now saw who the four women were. They were known as the 4 Ice Queens of Konoha. Kurenai Yuhi, the mistress of Illusions. Anko Mitarashi, the Snake Mistress. Yugao Uzuki, the Lady of the Blade. Hana Inuzuka, the Princess of the Hounds.

"Heh, ladies" Jiraiya said in his most charming tone.

This didn't affect the four women at all as the great aura of anger enveloped each one. Their hair was blowing in some inexistent breeze.

"Ladies, I think this pervert needs a lesson in manner" Kurenai said.

"Yes, I agree Kurenai. This pervert needs to learn not to break into other people's homes" Yugao said pulling out a sword from nowhere.

"Yeah, and who better than to teach this valuable lesson than us" Hana said.

"Enough talk, let jack this pervert up" Anko said as snakes appeared.

Jiraiya let out screams as he was assaulted by the four women. Yugao used her sword to cut him up while Hana used her fists to beat the toad sage to a pulp. Kurenai showed she had muscle too as she gave Jiraiya a thrashing. Anko used her snakes and had them slither into places that he really didn't want snake to go into.

"OH PLEASE NOT THERE, NOT THERE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GRAND AND HOLY NOT THERE!" the toad sage cried.

When the four women were finished they dropped Jiraiya into the trash bin outside in the alley.

"Ugh, what happened?" Naruto asked waking up finally.

"Nothing Naruto, ready for more?" Hana asked.

"Yeah, because we're ready" Anko said licking her lips.

Kurenai and Yugao didn't need to say a thing since their eyes burned with desire.

Naruto flashed them all a foxy grin.

"Who am I to say no" he said.

End