One Shocking Surprise: Sannin Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this one is a Tsunade Senju one, but with a very fun twist with who are the ones who are surprised.
Jiraiya and Orochimaru were walking, well, limping badly down the street. They were both badly beaten up with bruises, cuts, gashes and every other kind of injury though nothing very severe. Now you're probably wondering why these two are like this? Well, the two sannin were having a spar with each other and like most of their spars it went overboard. The training ground that had been used was totally decimated. They had been chewed out by the Hokage for their foolishness. Minato wasn't pleased that the two sannin had once again ripped apart another training ground in one of their spars.
It was funny watching Jiraiya getting chewed out by his former student. Well, Orochimaru thought so even though he was getting the same dressing down too.
"You just had to use you Food Cart Destroyer on me" the snake sannin said grumbling.
"Hey, I used a much smaller toad than I usually do when I use that jutsu" Jiraiya said.
"Really" Orochimaru said sarcastically, "because it caused the same amount of damage."
"Hmph, you're just jealous" Jiraiya said as he folded his arms to his chest.
"Oh yeah, I am jealous" Orochimaru said rolling his eyes. "To have a technique that crushes and destroys a huge mass of land."
"Hey, I'm not the only one to destroy the training ground. I recall you're the one who used that jutsu and it wrecked half of the trees there" Jiraiya said.
"Whatever, lets just get to Tsunade so she can heal us" Orochimaru said.
"Yeah, and chew us out too, again" Jiraiya grumbled.
Orochimaru wasn't too pleased about this upcoming event either.
Tsunade always, always berated the two when they came to her injured after their training spars. She made the healing sessions as painful as she could each time hoping that would teach them a lesson. It never caught on.
They got to the Senju compound and Orochimaru knocked on the door, but got no answer.
"You think she's at the hospital?" the snake sannin asked.
"Nah, she has a day off. I know since I memorized her schedule" Jiraiya said.
Orochimaru didn't even want to know why Jiraiya had memorized their teammate's schedule. He knew of his friend's obsession with the Tsunade. He wasn't sure if it was health mainly since every time Jiraiya asked Tsunade out he'd be leering at her lovely chest, which got him a flight on Air Fist First Class. He was sure Jiraiya was losing brain cells from all these head bashings.
After a while and still no answer Jiraiya sighed and pulled something out of his pocket and bent down even though it hurt to do so and looked at the lock.
"What are you doing toad brain?" Orochimaru asked.
"Picking the lock lizard lips" Jiraiya said.
"Are you crazy, do you know what she'll do when she finds out?" Orochimaru hissed. "And lizards don't have lips" he added.
Jiraiya ignored him and finally unlocked the door.
"I am a genius" he proclaimed.
"You're an idiot" Orochimaru said.
"Whatever, lets go in and find Tsunade" Jiraiya said.
Orochimaru just followed his teammate inside. He knew he shouldn't, but his brain was on a brief vacation.
"Shhh, do you hear something" Jiraiya said stopping.
"Yeah, it's faint" Orochimaru said frowning.
He then heard a giggle he was very familiar with. He then closed his eyes and groaned. He was hearing Jiraiya's perverted giggling.
"My pervert sense is tingling" the toad sannin said as he had perverted smile to match his giggling.
Orochimaru looked up to the heavens and asked, "why me?"
"Come my friend, we must go and investigate. There's research to be done" Jiraiya said as he brandished his notepad and pen ready to go.
Orochimaru decided to follow Jiraiya more in the hopes to lessen the bludgeoning his friend was going to receive.
They made their way following the sound to its source. They got to what they assumed was Tsunade's room. Jiraiya slowly opened the door and peered in and his eyes shot wide open. Orochimaru's eyes always widen.
On the bed was Tsunade, but also there was, well, a mini copy of Minato or most commonly know in the village as Naruto Namikaze. What they were seeing was Tsunade and Naruto in the throes of passion.
Jiraiya's shock turned to giggling as he began jotting down notes as blood leaked out of his nose. His eyes scanning over and over the scene before him wanting to capture every movement, sound. Orochimaru groaned hearing the giggling and hoped he was caught. Jiraiya was so caught up in his perverted world and Orochimaru wondering to the high heavens why he had Jiraiya as a teammate to even realize that something changed in the room.
Tsunade had heard Jiraiya's giggling. She knew it anywhere. She stopped Naruto and got out bed putting on a robe. She got to the door and opened it. Jiraiya and Orochimaru fell onto the floor since they were leaning on the door slightly.
"Pervert, pale ass" Tsunade growled as rage billowed around her making her loose blond hair wave in the inexistent breeze.
"He-he-he-hey Tsunade" Orochimaru said freaked out of his mind.
"Tsunade, my sweet" Jiraiya said trying to charm her.
It didn't work. Tsunade cracked her knuckles and then send both Jiraiya and Orochimaru flying on Air Fist, First Class, no waiting. They flew in the air til all you saw was a twinkle in the bright blue sky.
"Now, where were we?" Tsunade asked as she turned to Naruto.
Naruto just flashed the Slug princess a foxy grin as he beckoned her back into bed.
/Scene Break/
A loud crash was heard and two huge craters were side-by-side. In those craters was Jiraiya and Orochimaru. Both a lot more battered and bruised than they were to start with. And they were already injured due to their spar they had earlier. So this just compounded their already sustained injuries.
"You just had to peep, didn't you?" Orochimaru groaned.
"The road to great research is a path filled with rocky spots" Jiraiya said.
Orochimaru just stared up at the sky and wondered again why he had such a perverted teammate.
End
A/N: coming up next is my 100th chap. Just one click away.