One Shocking Surprise: Dog Pound Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: Hey, I am back on this series. Sorry it took me so long to post new stuff for this. Now I will try and continue my usual of posting four new chaps. I want this tradition to live on as long as I can.

Kiba grumbled as he got out of bed. He scratched his rear and then headed to take a whizz. After he was finished he got dressed picking up the clothes that he sniffed and deemed they were clean. Once dressed he headed downstairs with Akamaru following him down since the nin dog had woken from Kiba's loud movements. Kiba and Akamaru headed to the kitchen and there he found his mom, Tsume.

"About time you two woke up" Tsume said as she placed a plate of food in front of her son.

Kiba mumbled something and began to eat.

"Where is Hana, she should be up by now?" Tsume asked as she checked the time.

Kiba ignored everything around him as he ate. That is until Tsume smacked him in the back of the head.

"OW! What was that for?" Kiba asked rubbing the back of his head.

"Have some manners pup. I know I didn't raise you in a kennel" Tsume said brandishing a very big wooden spoon.

Akamaru looked up from his food dish then shook his head. Kiba grumbled some more. He then finished eating and was busting his dishes.

"Kiba, go get Hana up" Tsume said.

"Aww, but mom" Kiba whined.

"Now Kiba" Tsume barked.

Kiba grumbled and stalked off to his sister's room with Akamaru following. Kiba knew if he didn't do what his mother told him to do she'd make his life a living hell like all mothers could to their children.

So Kiba made it to the door of his sister's room. He was going to just barge right in, but then he remembered the last time he did that. He got a Jiraiya caught peeking style beating by Hana since he walked in on her changing clothes. So he knocked instead, but got no answer. He mumbled something under his breath and knocked again. Again no answer.

"HANA WAKE UP!" Kiba shouted banging on the door.

Akamaru just groaned and bowed his head. The dog knew that Kiba was going about this the wrong way.

"HANA WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUTT!" Kiba shouted.

Kiba wasn't using his head when he said this. Though there's a debate on whether Kiba knew how to use his head or not. But that was a discussion for another time.

The door opened and the person there wasn't Hana, but Naruto.

"Man, I know you're loud kibble brain, but do you have to be so loud this early in the morning?" Naruto asked then he yawned.

Kiba just stared at Naruto for a moment shocked, stunned really since he couldn't comprehend why Naruto was in his sister's room. If his brain was working, and that's to say if his brain ever worked, then he'd have seen that Naruto was only wearing a pair of boxers and that was it.

"Yo Kiba, you there? Hey Akamaru, what's wrong with Kiba? You think he's snapped?" Naruto asked.

Akamaru shrugged. The dog had tried to get his partner's attention in various way by poking to biting Kiba. Nothing worked.

"Mmmm, Naruto where are you? I'm in need of more of your foxy meat inside me" Hana said appearing.

She draped herself all over Naruto nuzzling his cheek and then nibbled his ear.

"Hana dear, your brother is here" Naruto said.

"Who cares, I want you, NOW!" Hana growled as she hugged Naruto from behind.

Naruto just groaned.

"No rest for the weary" he said and allowed himself get dragged away by Hana.

The door shut and this snapped Kiba out of what trance he was in.

"NARUTO!"

/Scene Break/

Tsume heard Kiba's shout and smirked into her tea cup.

"Huh, I forgot that Hana dragged Naruto home last night because she was in heat" she said.

End