One Shocking Surprise: Spring & Winter Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this one has both femHaku and Koyuki in it. I don't believe I've done this kind of combination before and thought it would be fun to do.

"This is so damn troublesome" Shikamaru grumbled with his hands stuffed in his pockets.

"Come on Shika, cheer up. We're almost there" Ino said with a smile.

"Yeah, we've never been to Spring Country. I wonder how good their barbeque is?" Chouji asked.

Shikamaru sighed with annoyance. He wished he was back in Konoha watching clouds not on the road on a mission.

Their mission was to head to Spring/Snow Country and retrieve two of their ninja. They had gone to do what was supposed to be a simple mission of retrieving a newly signed treaty, but they hadn't returned. Tsunade worried about her ninja being gone for so long and send out Shikamaru's team to get them back.

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Team 10 was now at the gates of the daimyo residence where Koyuki Kazahana lives when she isn't off doing a movie. It was also where she had her office since as daimyo she could pretty much work anywhere she pleased.

"Man, this is a drag" Shikamaru sighed.

"Oh come on Shika. I am so excited. I am going to see Princess Yukie. I love all of her movies. She's so cool and so beautiful too" Ino gushed.

"Yeah come on, Shika. You think she'd give me an autograph?" Chouji asked.

"Yeah, I am pretty sure she will Chouji" Shikamaru said with a smile at his best friend.

"Come on, lets go" Ino said as she punched the air.

The three headed in and were greeted by the guards. After being checked over they went inside and were guided to Koyuki's office then their guide left.

"So we should knock?" Chouji asked.

Shikamaru took the initiative and knocked on the door, but got no answer. He frowned and knocked again. And again no answer.

"Do you think she's not in?" Ino asked.

"But the guard said she was" Chouji said.

Shikamaru just sighed and grumbled under his breath about how troublesome this all was as he then knocked on the door again, but harder and firmer.

The door then opened and team 10's eyes widen. Standing in front of them was one of their 'missing' shinobi.

"What the hell, I thought we told the guards that we don't want to be disturbed?"

"Haku?" Ino asked.

"Huh, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji. What are you doing here?" Haku asked.

"What are we doing here, what are you wearing?" Ino asked.

Haku's cheeks went red as she pulled tighter on her kimono. It was a very short kimono just going down to the end of her butt showing off her firm shapely legs. The kimono looked to be thrown on too.

"Oh, well, um, the thing is, um" Haku mumbled.

"Haku dear, where are you?"

Soon team 10's eyes widen once again, going to dinner plate size. Koyuki appeared and wrapped her arms around Haku's waist. She pecked Haku's cheek then nuzzled it.

"Come back to bed Haku, we miss you" Koyuki purred.

Chouji was starting nosebleed and Shikamaru pinched his nose to stem his nosebleed. Ino just gaped and stared. Mainly since Koyuki was only wearing a very snug black negligee that was straining against her bust.

"My lady, we have guests" Haku murmured.

"Huh, oh, hi" Koyuki said as she gave a glance at team 10.

Team 10 were too stunned to say a thing. Then their world was rocked one more time.

"Koyuki, Haku what's taking you so long?"

Naruto appeared bare-chested wearing only a pair of boxers. Ino's cheek were stained bright red as she stared at her fellow blond.

Yummy, yummy yum-yum. Momma wants the Yamanaka heiress thought.

Shikamaru and Chouji being guys kept their eyes on the girls of course.

"Come on girls, lets get back to bed" Naruto said as he got between the two girls wrapping his arms around the two then nuzzled their cheeks.

"Hmm Naruto" Koyuki murmured giving in.

"Naruto, there are others" Haku said keeping a bit of her composure.

"They can wait" Naruto growled.

He then lifted them up making both girls squeal. He carried them off kicking the door shut.

Team 10 just stood there not sure what to do.

"THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING A PIECE OF THAT!" Ino proclaimed.

Shikamaru sighed, this too fucking troublesome he thought.

Chouji passed out due to overstimulation.

End