One Shocking Surprise: Missing Blond Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, I got this idea from Z-Breezy. So thanks for it and sorry it took long for me to get to it.

"Damnit, where is she?" Karui asked unhappily.

"Maybe she got lost, and if she got then she's wandering the streets of Konoha and then end up turning tricks to make a living and Kumo would lose a powerful kunoichi and we lose a teammate and-"

Omoi's rant was stopped by Karui's fist.

"SHUT UP OMOI!" she shouted.

They got looks, but then turned away to ignore them. Ninja were odd was the general thought for the non-ninja public.

What was going on was Karui and Omoi were searching for their teammate. They hadn't seen her since last night. They got worried when they didn't see her in the morning and went out looking for her.

"Hey, did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"I saw this very busty blond, and she was heading to Uzumaki's place."

"You're kidding, right?"

"Hell no, I am not."

Karui and Omoi heard this and asked the two people and got directions to wherever this Uzumaki person lived. They got there and Karui banged on the door.

"SAMUI OPEN UP THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!"

Omoi looked embarrassed at this as he kept sucking on his lollipop.

The two Kumo nin heard stomping and they door was almost rend open. Standing there was a very pissed off Samui. Her short blond hair was in total disarray. Her icy-blue eyes glaring like to sharp freezing icicles stabbing down at her teammates.

Karui and Omoi cowered at this.

"What do you two want, it's un-cool to wake people up this early in the morning" Samui said coldly.

"Samui, what are you wearing?" Omoi asked.

Now that was a valid question since Samui was only dressed in a lacy ice bra that was covered by a fishnet body stocking and a matching icy blue thong. Omoi did his best to look the other way since he knew Samui despised perverts.

"Clothes, now what are you doing here?" Samui asked.

"We have been worried sick about you Samui. You didn't come back to the hotel" Karui said.

"No, I am sorry. I was here" Samui said.

"And why here?" Karui asked.

"Oh, well, um" Samui muttered.

Soon a figure appeared from behind Samui and picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.

"Break's over Samui" the sunny blond said.

"Yes Naruto" Samui said.

She got a firm smack on the ass making her yelp.

"That's my girl" Naruto said.

Samui giggled. This shocked Karui and Omoi. They had never heard Samui giggle for as long as they knew her and they've known Samui since they were kids.

"Come on" Naruto said hauling Samui away.

"Bye guys, I'll be at the gates when we leave" Samui hollered as she shut the door.

Karui and Omoi stood there as their ears picked up the sounds of carnal desire resonating from the door very loudly.

"Damn kids forgot to put up those privacy seals" a neighbor grumbled as they headed out.

"Karui?" Omoi asked.

"Don't Omoi, don't even dare" Karui growled knowing just what was on her teammate's mind.

She then stormed off with Omoi following her.

End