One Shocking Surprise: Missing Sister Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: I got this idea from Tenma Sosei. So thanks for it. I hope you like what I did even though I might've changed some things from what you originally gave me.

"Come on Sasuke" Kiba whined.

"I said no mutt" Sasuke said sullenly.

"Dude, you gotta. I won't be able to go home without her" Kiba begged.

"And that's my problem, why?" Sasuke asked.

"Please man" Kiba implored.

"Fine, just get off your damn knees" Sasuke muttered.

Kiba was on his knees in front of Sasuke. The scene didn't look good in public since Kiba's head was, um, at the right height for, um you know and the fact that Sasuke stuffed his crotch to appear bigger since he didn't have much junk in the basement didn't help matter for the scene.

"Thanks dude, I so owe you" Kiba said springing to his feet and hugging Sasuke and proceeded to kiss the dark-haired emo, which also didn't help.

Sasuke pushed Kiba off and stalked off to his house with Kiba following him. The reason why Kiba was pleading with Sasuke was that Kiba's sister, Hana, had been missing for several days and she was last seen with Sasuke's sister, Rei. Tsume, Kiba and Hana's mom, ordered Kiba to find Hana and not return home til he found her. This wasn't an idle threat either since she had the Inuzuka dogs posted at all the entrances of the compound under orders to not let Kiba in and to use force if they pushed.

Getting home Sasuke noticed remnants of a meal on the table. He frowned at this then walked in with Kiba following him. A loud thumping sound was heard throughout the house.

"Dude, do you have ghosts here?" Kiba asked trying to put on a brave face.

"No you idiot" Sasuke snarked.

"Just asking, geez" Kiba mumbled.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked down the hallway and to his sister's door. The thumping sound just got louder and louder the closer he got to Rei's bedroom door. Finally at Rei's door it the thumping sound was at its loudest. Sasuke knocked on the door loudly and in an impatient tone. The thumping was getting on his nerves.

The thumping sound stopped.

"Bout time" Sasuke mumbled.

The door opened and appearing wasn't his sister, but his best friend/rival, Naruto.

"This better be damn important" Naruto said.

Sasuke blinked and stared. Naruto was standing there in his boxers and a fishnet shirt.

"Dude, what are you doing here Naruto?" Kiba asked.

"Kiba, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto, come back to bed. We still need to work off all the food we ate."

Sasuke recognized that voice to be his sister's. Then she appeared only wearing Naruto's shirt and panties. He turned his head away. Kiba on the other hand stared with a nosebleed.

"Damn so fine" he murmured.

"Keep your eyes back in your head idiot."

Kiba knew that voice, it was his sister's, Hana's. Hana appeared wearing only a bed sheet wrapped around her fine figure.

Sasuke's mind then began to connect the dots no matter how much he really didn't want to. Naruto, Naruto and Rei, Naruto and Rei in her room. Naruto and Rei in her room dressed like that. His mind snapped as it all came to a head. His eyes rolled up to the back of his head and fainted dead away. Kiba just stared as his mind slowly connected the dots. Then a bulb dimly lit up over his head.

"NARUTO!"

Rei then turned on her Sharingan and stared directly into Kiba's eyes putting him into an intense genjutsu. Kiba fell to the floor screaming in pain as he rolled back and forth on the floor.

"AHHH! MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!" Kiba screamed.

"What did you do Rei?" Hana asked.

"Oh, just placed him in a genjutsu where he was surrounded by many, many nude Guy and Lee hugging him and telling him that they'd unleash his fiery youthful energies" Rei said.

Hana and Naruto looked at Rei.

"Rei, sometimes you scary me" Naruto said.

Hana just nodded.

"Whatever, now come on lets get to it. I still want my turn" the Uchiha heiress said.

Rei shrugged and tugged Naruto and Hana back to bed. She closed the door leaving an unconscious Sasuke and Kiba who was still on the ground rolling around in pain since he was still stuck in the horrible genjutsu.

End