One Shocking Surprise: Maintenance Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist at all

A/N: okay, I decided to do a crossover since I added in FMA characters into my Naruto stories. Thought it would be fun to expand things. This of course has no connection to any of my Naruto/FMA crossovers at all. This one is just Winry.

Kakashi sighed as he appeared at the workshop called Rockbell Automail. He was looking for his student and this would be one of the places he'd be. Now Kakashi's student, Naruto, had lost his arm on a mission and instead of it ending his ninja career they found a way to replace his arm with what was called automail. It was basically a metallic prosthetic. A young girl named Winry was the one who outfitted Naruto with his first automail arm. After the sunny blond rehabbed his new arm he was back out doing missions.

Winry came back with Naruto to Konoha since it was thought better to have her near in case if and when Naruto ever damaged his automail.

He entered the small shop and the smell of steel and oil filled his nostrils. No matter how many times he entered this place he was already hit with these very strong scents. He looked through the shop calling out the Winry's name, but getting no answer. This made him frown and wonder where Winry was.

He ventured further into the shop looking at all the metallic prosthetics there were. It was amazing when Winry showed up their business was an instant hit really. Now shinobi could return to duty even if they lost an appendage and not have to retire. Sure, rehabilitating a new appendage took time and all, but it helped keep the number of ninja in Konoha at a decent number.

The one-eyed shinobi then heard something coming from way back in the shop. He got curious and walked towards it. He ended up at a door and without thinking he turned the knob to open the door. What he found made his one unblocked eye widen and blood leak out of his nose.

There on an old couch was his missing student and Winry. They were in a very compromising position and didn't even notice he was there.

Kakashi stayed there and just watched, but he unconsciously let out a perverted giggle. The next thing he saw was a heavy metallic object flying at him then a bright light then his world went dark.

"Perverted creepy one-eyed bastard" Winry muttered angrily as she picked up the heavy metal wrench she had thrown at Kakashi. She wiped it clean of blood.

Naruto sat up pulling his boxers up.

"Where do you think you're going?" Winry asked.

"Um, I just thought" Naruto said.

"Oh no, I just have plenty more 'maintenance' to do with you before you need to go" Winry said.

"Um, okay, but what about him?" Naruto asked pointing to his unconscious and bloody sensei.

"Toss him out then we can get back to work" Winry said.

Naruto shrugged and did as he was tossed. He picked up and carried Kakashi outside in the alley and headed back to Winry.

Kakashi would wake up much later with a very bad headache and short-term amnesia.

End

A/N: well, what do you all think of my first Naruto/FMA OSS crossover? Thank for reading and pleas review.