One Shocking Surprise: Satisfaction Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, I got this idea from Tenma Sosei. So thanks for it.
Naruto was in a hurry. He was sweating hard as he was rushing through the forest with leaves and branches slapping his face, but he didn't care. His mind was focused on one thing only. Now many were probably wondering if Naruto was off to save one of his precious people or was late for a mission. Both of these answers were wrong. He was actually running from kunoichi. More specifically all kunoichi from the young to the ones in their thirties.
Now you're probably wondering why Naruto was running for his life from all these kunoichis. Well, it wasn't because they caught him peeking like a certain toad pervert. Or he pranked them and they wanted revenge. No, and the rumors of Naruto being gay was also wrong. It had to do with another rumor that had been spread throughout the village, specifically the kunoichi.
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Flashback a few weeks ago
The four Ice Queens of Konoha, which consisted of Kurenai Yuhi, Anko Mitarashi, Hana Inuzuka and Yugao Uzuki were all heading to lunch. They decided to go to Ichiraku and they entered and found Ayame standing there with glazed eyes, pink cheeks and every now and again she'd let out giggles.
The four kunoichi looked at one another and Anko decided to find out what was going on with the ramen mistress.
"You Ayame, what's up?" the snake mistress asked.
Ayame was still in her own little world and Kurenai decided to try.
"Ayame" she said shaking the young girl gently.
Ayame snapped out of the trance she was in and saw there was customers.
"Oh, sorry" she said then moved to get the menus for the four.
Anko snatched Ayame's wrist before the ramen girl could go any further.
"It's alright, but what the heck is up with you?" she asked.
Ayame blushed a vibrant scarlet and this the four Ice Queens very curious.
"It was Naruto" Ayame said.
The four kunoichi were about to speak when Ayame held up her hand to forestall them.
"Before you say a thing. Naruto didn't do anything to harm me. In fact he did the opposite really. He saw how tired I have been and gave me a massage" Ayame said as she pretty moaned out the word massage.
This made the four kunoichi take notice especially the fact the way Ayame's eyes glazed over again and she drooled slightly after she said this.
So after eating a quick meal at Ichiraku's they decided to investigate Naruto and his massages. They were very curious. On their way to Naruto's place they spotted noticed some others with the same look Ayame had on her face when they first saw her. They saw Tenten smiling a goofy smile as she hummed her way to the weapons shop. They saw Ino giggling and smiling the same dopey smile Tenten had. What surprised them was they saw Shizune with a beet red face, but a huge satisfied smile on her face. All of them also seemed to be walking in a tender fashion too.
This made the four kunoichi very suspicious.
They finally got to Naruto's place and saw Mei Terumi, the Fifth Mizukage waltzing out with the biggest shit-eating grin they'd ever seen. They decided to investigate further. They were ninja and their curiosity was a part of their job.
They got closer and before they realized it they were too close and were pulled inside. Overly loud sounds of moaning, groaning, grunting and harmonious sounds of pleasure filled the air over Naruto's place could be heard even if you weren't close to Naruto's home.
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Back to Now
Naruto was exhausted and sweaty. He was trapped. He ran into a dead end.
"Crap, now what?" he asked himself as he wiped sweat from his brow.
Before he could think of a way out he was taken down and dog-piled by an abundance of female flesh. Soon the forest was filled with sounds with wailing screams, moans, groans and other sounds. The villagers all now believe that the forest is now haunted.
End
A/N: there you have it. I hope I did a good job on your idea Tenma Sosei and thanks again for the idea. You always give me some good ones.