One Shocking Surprise: Uzumaki, Oh My with a Dash of Senju Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, many of you have wanted an Uzumaki one so here it is. This one has all the girls thought to be Uzumakis or known to be Uzumakis. That means Tayuya, Karin, Kushina, Mito, Honoka & Tsunade. This means this one will have hints of incest in it. So if you don't like that kind of thing then don't read. And since this one has Tayuya there's going to be swearing in this. I got the idea from NarutoKushina kind of. I just altered it for this one since I've been trying to work on an Uzumaki one for a while and their idea gave me a spark. So thanks for that. I will do the full idea later, I promise.
Tsunade sighed there had been so much to do after the Fourth Shinobi War. Naruto had defeated Obito once and for all and peace was all around in the hidden villages as they rebuild from the war. She looked over a note from the council. It read that they wanted a progress report on the repopulation of the Uzumaki clan. She decided to find out personally. It had been a week since they got the go ahead really. She needed a break from the office and all the damn paperwork that keeps flooding in. So she left with a few of her Anbu guard heading to the Uzumaki compound that had been recently build in place of the Uchiha district. Once there she found Sakura there banging and screeching at the door.
Sakura was there since she had decided to settle for Naruto. Sasuke was brought back to Konoha, but he was deemed too mentally unstable to be even in jail. So they placed him in solitary confinement built especially for him and had seals that Naruto had made all around for extra protection. Sasuke would never see the light of day ever again. He had also lost everything and that was the reason why the new Uzumaki compound was on what was Uchiha land.
Before Tsunade could stop Sakura the door was wrenched open and standing there were five very upset and irate redheads. They were Tayuya, Karin, Kushina, Mito and Honoka. Now how Kushina and Mito were alive and kicking was when Naruto fully absorbed the kyuubi's chakra he found that Mito and Kushina had left a part of themselves within the kyuubi itself. So Naruto created special blood clone bodies for them and infused themselves into the clones. This made now totally alive and Tsunade actually performed tests and verified that Kushina and Mito were actually alive again. The two women were also around the same age as Naruto too.
As for Tayuya, she survived the entire Sasuke retrieval mission and after Naruto vouching for her she became a Konoha kunoichi. Same with Karin though she was left for dead by Sasuke during one of their encounters with the king emo. Honoka, Naruto found in an old shrine that held her spirit. He was able to do the same kind of blood clone trick and gave Honoka a body again.
"What the motherfucking hell do you want you screeching bitch?" Tayuya asked totally pissed.
Sakura froze as she stared at the five angry redheads. They were all scantily clad like they threw on the first things they saw for clothes. Which mainly consisted of mismatched bras and panties.
"Where's Naruto, I want to see him so he can ask me out on a date?" she demanded.
Mito snorted at this.
"Sorry dear, but your hair just isn't the right shade. It has to be red, not pink" she said in a condescending tone.
This confused the other redheads.
"The only reason why Naruto ever had a thing for this girl was because he liked red hair, which is something he inherited from his father" Mito said.
Kushina blushed some at this since she remembered how much Minato adored her red hair.
"So our stud liked the screeching bitch because she had the closest thing to red hair here?" Karin asked.
Mito nodded.
"Damn, this village has a serious lacking of red hair" Honoka said shaking her head.
"Well dear that's why were here and doing what we're doing. To bring redheads back" Mito said.
"I thought we were just getting the shit fucked out of us since he has the biggest-Umph" Tayuya's mouth was covered by Kushina's hand.
"Tayuya dear, you only use that foul mouth in the bedroom and that's all" she said with a sickly sweet smile on her face.
Tayuya just nodded since she feared the wrath of Kushina and Mito. Both could be very scary when they want to be. Especially when you go over your allotted time with the 'Naruto ride'.
"Granny Mito, how are things going with the clan restoration?" Tsunade asked.
This made the redheads realize Tsunade was actually standing there. Mito though however had an eyebrow twitch. Since she was the same age as Naruto and couldn't be considered old now. Even though Tsunade kept calling her 'granny Mito'.
"It's going alright. We're all getting our hourly injections and being ravished to the point of complete satisfaction" Karin said. She was also a medic nin since she had no combat skills whatsoever.
"Clan restoration? I want in" Sakura cried/screeched.
"Like I told you, you don't fulfill the requirements to join" Mito said with a sweet smile.
"Oh yeah, what's the requirement?" Sakura asked dumbly.
"You need red hair" the five redheads and a newly appearing Naruto said at once.
Naruto was only dressed in his boxers.
"You know Tsunade, the Senju line needs to be continued. You should join in" Mito said as she tapped her chin.
"But I can't, I am too old to have kids. And then there's the age differences between Naruto and I" Tsunade said.
Mito looked at Naruto and he sighed. He then called upon the kyuubi's power, which had him grow tails. A tail flashed out and wrapped around Tsunade before anyone could react. When the tail was retracted before them was a young looking Tsunade. She looked to be about Naruto's age now. Her clothes were now hanging off her due to her young age and much trimmer body. She had no scars anymore either.
"There, now you have no more excuses" Mito said with a grin.
Kushina took Tsunade and pulled her inside.
"Tell the council that it will be a couple more weeks. Come back then" Mito said to the Anbu guard who looked stunned.
"THIS CAN'T HAPPEN, I WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN! NARUTO IS MINE YOU BITCHES!" Sakura shrieked.
"Oh for fuck sake" Karin said then she slammed her fist into Sakura's face knocking out the pink haired girl.
"Damn, didn't know you have it in you" Tayuya whistled.
"She was getting on my nerves" Karin grumbled as she rubbed her bruised knuckles.
"If you didn't then I would've" Honoka said.
"Come on girls, we should get back" Mito called out.
"Coming" the three young redheads said as they made their way to the bedroom with Honoka closing the door.
The Anbu stood there for a moment then one picked up the unconscious Sakura and to take her to the hospital. They left to give the council the report from Mito as they mumbled the whole way back about how damn lucky Naruto was.
End