One Shocking Surprise: Hotel Shocker Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay I got this idea from turbomagnus. So thanks for it. This uses my OFC Rei and takes place during the Tsunade Search arc.
Itachi and his partner Kisame walked through the hotel. They had it all planned out. After their little scuffle in Konoha they finally found where the kyuubi jinchuriki was. They first had to distract Jiraiya, which turned out to be quite easy to do. Just use an attractive woman to deter the toad sannin and the kyuubi jinchuriki was theirs. It was sad how easy it was to distract the supposed great toad sage.
They got to the door of room with Itachi standing in front and Kisame backing him up. He knocked on the door, but got no answer. Itachi knocked on the door again and once again no answer.
"Why don't I just bust down the door?" Kisame suggested.
"No Kisame, we must do this with as little violence as possible" Itachi said in a monotone voice.
"Fucking hippie" Kisame muttered.
Itachi knocked on the door again this time louder and firmer.
Soon footsteps could be heard and they sounded peeved. The door was wrenched open and Itachi's eyes widen to saucer size proportions.
In front of him wasn't the kyuubi jinchuriki, but his sister, Rei. Now Itachi when he killed his clan left not only his brother Sasuke alive, but his sister Rei too. He just couldn't kill his siblings. He had wanted to spare his mother as well, but his bastard of a father used a kawarimi and switched himself with his mother when he was driving towards him. It pained him killing his mother so he took great relish killing his father after.
"What the hell, do you realize that I am busy" Rei said in a very cranky and grumpy tone.
Itachi blinked. He stared at his sister and found she had grown into a lovely young woman. She was wearing only a pair of panties and a very familiar orange jacket that was open and just covered her chest in certain areas.
"Eh, Itachi, she looks a bit familiar" Kisame said as he tried not to leer at the young girl.
"She should, she's my sister" Itachi said as he tried to keep his emotionless appearance.
"Sister?!" Kisame asked.
"Huh, oh hey Itachi" Rei said.
"Rei" Itachi said with a nod.
"Hey Rei, where are ya? We haven't even gotten to the good parts yet?" a voice called.
Soon Naruto appeared only wearing his boxers.
Itachi's eye twitched seeing this. He tried to keep calm and emotionally detached, but it was becoming harder as he kept watching.
"Mmm, you mean you've only begun to give me all you can give?" Rei purred.
"You betcha Rei. I haven't even begun" Naruto said flashing a foxy grin.
Rei shivered in delight.
"Oh, I just can't wait" she groaned.
Yes, Itachi was doing all he could to not kill Naruto right then and there for violating his little sister.
"We shouldn't waste any more time Naruto. I want it all" Rei said in a smoky sexy tone.
"And you'll get it and more my Fiery Ruby" Naruto growled, which sent pleasurable shivers up and down Rei's spine.
"Don't worry Itachi, we're practicing safe sex" Rei said without turning to her brother then shut the door in his face locking it.
Itachi broke he charged and it took all Kisame could do to hold back the elder Uchiha.
"I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, KILL HIM! LET ME GO KISAME, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT PEIN SAYS I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Itachi screamed with rage.
"Whoa, hold on there Itachi we need the boy alive" Kisame said as he kept wrestling with Itachi.
"I DON'T CARE, KILL, KILL, KILL!" Itachi roared.
It took some time for Kisame to wrestle Itachi back under control and then drag him off before they were caught by Jiraiya. All the time Itachi muttering to himself how he was going to kill Naruto for violating his baby sister and Kisame wondering if he could switch partners when they got to headquarters.
End
A/N: hoped you like this one. If you think Rei's little nickname I gave her is familiar I used it way back in OSS 74. Thanks for reading and please review.