One Shocking Surprise: Razor Wind Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay this one is just a Temari one since I haven't done one with just her for a while.

"Okay Naruto, do you now understand?" Temari asked with irritation in her voice.

"Um, I think so" Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head.

Temari let out a frustrated huff.

She had for the past week and a half been trying to teach Naruto about his wind manipulation. Now Naruto would've gone to Asuma since he was the only one in Konoha that had a wind affinity, but he was gone on a mission and wouldn't be back for a while. So Temari was roped into helping the knuckleheaded blond.

Each day Temari would be on the verge of ripping one of her four pigtails out since Naruto could never quite pick up what she was trying to teach him. And each day Kakashi was there to help guide and instruct though what he usually did was lie around with his nose stuck in his Icha Icha. He'd give out a helpful tip now and then, but it was mostly Temari doing the work.

"Okay, now try again" Temari said.

"But why can't I just go into doing wind jutsus?" Naruto asked in whine.

"Because Naruto, there are steps before learning the jutsus. So we must go through each step" Temari said through gritted teeth.

"But why?" Naruto asked with a hint of a whine in his voice. He so wanted to learn some knew kickass jutsus.

Temari pulled out her fan.

"If you keep asking stupid questions then I am going to show you first hand what wind jutsus can do" she growled.

Naruto shut up and began to work.

Temari sat and watched as Naruto kept trying and rolled her eyes every time he failed. She had to admire his stubborn attitude many would just give up, but not Naruto. But it did get on her nerves when he kept asking her to go over things she had told him before over again.

"HEY! I think I got it!" Naruto shouted happily.

Temari turned and shrieked loudly.

An assault of wind blades hit her and cut her clothing. She wasn't hurt, but that wasn't to say her attire could say the same. She was now holding onto the scraps that were left to keep herself completely covered and not totally nude.

Naruto blinked as his cheeks went bright red. Kakashi looked up and his one eye wide with great surprise.

"Opps" he chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Opps, that's all you got to say? I am going to kill you!" Temari screamed as she pulled out her fan forgetting that without her arms holding the scant pieces of fabric she was now naked.

She swung her fan and blades of wind hit Naruto causing him to be in the same predicament Temari had been in. She was breathing hard from her exertion and then her face went red. She realized what she had done and then looking at Naruto's body. She couldn't help, but react at what she was seeing. Naruto had sure grown up from the short runt he had been when she first met him to a very physically man.

Kakashi was shocked to see Temari react like this and wondered how he was going to explain this.

"Um, Temari?" Naruto asked as he tried to cover himself up.

But Temari didn't answer as her body went on autopilot. She dropped her fan and pounced on the surprised Naruto. Naruto let out a very surprised yelp as he was 'attacked'.

Kakashi realized what was going to happen and shunshined away. He would need to make up a very good excuse for this.

Sounds of moans, groans, and other noise were heard loudly and it made many people civilian and ninja alike not to get closer for fear of what they'd find.

End

A/N: this one is kind of short, but I think it doesn't need to many words to explain it. You can use your imagination really seeing the scene and adding whatever you feel I missed.