One Shocking Surprise: Hot 'n' Cold Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, I thought I'd try the combo of Haku and Pakura. I've never done that one before in this series.
"This is so troublesome" Shikamaru mumbled.
"You said it pal" Kankuro said.
The two were sent out to get back two ninja. Shikamaru was ordered to Tsunade to head to Hot Springs Country to get back a shinobi of theirs that should've been back from leave a week ago. The same with Kankuro though his orders came from Gaara. The two had met on the road and decided to travel together since they were headed the same way.
Soon they got to one of the more popular towns in Hot Spring Country. They headed to the hotel there that they were told to be the place that the two ninja were staying at. They walked in and found several people in front of the front desk screaming.
"THEY ARE SO LOUD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"
"I CAN'T ANY SLEEP!"
"MY CHILDREN HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS, YOU GOT TO MAKE IT STOP NOW!"
"KICK THEM OUT THEY ARE A NUISANCE!"
Shikamaru and Kankuro looked at each other then pushed through the crowd.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" a disgruntled guest asked.
"Back off" Kankuro growled as he pulled out a kunai.
This made the guest and the other back away. Shikamaru sighed and shook his head. He got to the front desk.
"Excuse me, I am a ninja from Konoha and I am looking for someone. I heard they were in this hotel" the lazy Nara said.
"Yes they are" the front desk clerk said.
"Okay can you give me the room number" Shikamaru said.
"I am sorry, but they asked for privacy and we must obey our guest's requests" the clerk said in a tired tone.
Shikamaru sighed and rubbed his temples. This was getting pretty troublesome.
Kankuro barged right in and asked about his ninja and got the same mumbo-jumbo.
"Come on, I can't go back empty handed" Kankuro said as he thought of what kind of punishment Gaara might do. He kind of shivered. It wasn't that Gaara was malicious, but he seemed to learn much from his best friend, Naruto, and pranks. He used these to discipline his shinobi when he saw his ninja became lacks in their duties.
"Fine, but don't tell anyone. Room 369. Both of you" the clerk said looking at both Shikamaru and Kankuro then turned around.
Shikamaru and Kankuro looked at each other then headed off.
/Scene Break/
They got to the right floor and began to look for the door.
"What the heck do you think they meant by 'both of you'?" Kankuro asked.
"Don't know, but it's too troublesome to even put a thought into it" Shikamaru said.
"Geez, no wonder why Temari broke up with you" Kankuro commented.
Shikamaru just shrugged. Though he felt very sad about the break up between him and Temari. He knew it wouldn't work. Not that they live in two different villages, but they were too opposite of each other to really work.
They finally got to the door and as Kankuro was about to knock loud noises began. Loud moans, wails, groans, grunts and the whatnot.
"What hell?" Kankuro asked as he backed off.
Shikamaru wasn't the smartest of his clan for nothing. He already knew what those sounds were. He had horrible flashbacks when he was a child and his parents would celebrate their anniversary or Valentine's Day or birthdays all night long. Just thinking about these memories brought cold shivers run up and down his spine.
He and Kankuro soon got to the door where the sounds were the loudest.
"Well, do you want to knock, or should I?" Kankuro asked.
Shikamaru just shrugged and that gave Kankuro the honor. He knocked on the door, but got no answer. This annoyed the puppet user and began to pound on the door til the sound of stomping was heard and the door flung open.
Before the shadow user and the puppet user was a black haired girl. She looked like she had thrown on a kimono in a haphazard way. She looked quite annoyed and upset.
"What do you want?" she asked in a icy tone.
Kankuro gulped fearing the girl's wrath.
"Who are you?" Shikamaru asked.
"I asked first, so who are you?" the girl asked.
"I am Shikamaru Nara and this is Kankuro. Who are you?" Shikamaru asked.
"I am Haku and I am not pleased you had interrupted me" Haku said.
Shikamaru frowned since the name seemed familiar to him, but he couldn't remember where at the moment.
"What's taking you so long Haku?"
Soon an orange haired girl appeared wearing a bed sheet wrapped around her nude body.
Kankuro could only stare. A part of his brain knew this was the Suna nin he was sent out to look for, but that trumped things seeing her in such a state. Pakura was known as one of the sexiest kunoichi in all of Suna. But she was also untouchable too. She scorched all the guys in Suna who tried to get close to her. To those who tried to touch or cop a feel their fate was worse.
"Sorry Pakura, but these two had to knock on the door" Haku said.
Pakura looked at the two and recognized Kankuro.
"Hey you two, get back in here, boss is getting cranky!"
"Coming" Haku and Pakura said.
Pakura closed the door.
This left Shikamaru and Kankuro standing there. It was there that the light bulb came on for him.
"She's the girl Naruto told me about when he was on a mission to Wave" the lazy shadow user said more to himself than to Kankuro.
"That lucky bastard" Kankuro growled.
End