One Shocking Surprise: Kunai & Fan Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is a Tenten and Temari one. As many of you know by now that these are two of my favorites of the Naruto girls.

Kankuro was grumbling a lot as he was storming his way through Suna. He was grumbling since Gaara had ordered him to see where Temari was. Kankuro didn't want to, but Gaara gave him a look that said, 'if you don't then I am going to tell Temari all about you stealing her clothes and make-up for yourself and your dolls'. Now Kankuro never ever wants to face the wrath of Temari and immediately obeyed.

"Eh, what are you doing here?" he asked as he noticed a team of Konoha nin.

"Oh, hello Kankuro" Tenten greeted.

"Yeah, hi, again what are you doing here?" Kankuro asked.

"Yosh, we're here to find one of our comrades. He has been staying here" Lee said.

"Yes, and his break is over, he's needed back in Konoha" Neji said.

"Alright" Kankuro said then left since he had his own business to take care of.

He went to the manor and found Temari wasn't there. This made him frown and curse since she wasn't there.

"Where the hell can she be!?"

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So after a pretty much fruitless search for Temari he was about to give up when he heard from a civilian that they had seen Temari. He got the info and headed to one of the more fancier hotels Suna has to offer. In his mind he wondered why Temari was there, but pushed it aside. He had a job to do and he was going to finish it so Gaara wouldn't reveal what he had been stealing from Temari.

At the hotel he got the room number and headed up. When he got there he encounter the Konoha nin again.

"You guys again" he said.

"Yosh, this is most unexpected. What brings you here?" Lee asked.

"Eh, trying to find my sister" Kankuro said.

"Huh, that's interesting. Maybe they're together?" Tenten pondered.

Kankuro shrugged, he just wanted to get this done and over with. He had more dolls he wanted to play, I mean, he had puppets he needed to built and test. Yes that's what he meant. So he pounded on the door. Soon the door opened revealing a bare-chested Naruto.

"Yeah, what do you want?" he asked grumpily.

Tenten just stared at Naruto's physique.

"Naruto, my rival, it is time to return. Lady Tsunade has called you back" Lee said.

"Huh, it's over already?" Naruto asked.

"I will tell you when it's over Naruto" Temari said as she appeared wearing only Naruto's jacket, which was open and showing a lot of skin and a pair of the skimpiest panties ever made. It was just two pieces of colored floss and a scrap of fabric. "And I say it's far from over."

Neji turned his head blushing bright red. Kankuro did the same since this was his sister for god's sake. Lee looked away bright red. He had never seen such a sight. Guy was shocked and muttered how 'unyouthful' dressed Temari was. Tenten just stared shocked.

"Oh you do, do you. And what do you plan on doing to keep me here?" Naruto asked with a smirk.

"Oh, I have my ways" Temari said with a saucy smile.

"Yeah, and what ways are those?" Naruto asked.

Temari leaned up and began to whisper in Naruto's ear. Naruto looked pleased with what he was hearing.

"I like it, but I think I can do better" he said.

"Oh, and how?" Temari asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto flashed her a foxy grin and he grabbed Tenten.

"This is how" he said as pulled Tenten divesting her of her clothes along the way.

Tenten yelped loudly at this.

The door was slammed closed and the sounds Tenten made had changed from protests to moans groans and other erotic sounds. Her voice was joined in with Temari's and Naruto's.

Standing there was Kankuro, and the remainder of team 9.

"Um, Guy sensei, what are to do?" Lee asked finally breaking the silence.

"I don't know about you guys, but I am out of here and not saying a word about nothing" Kankuro said then left.

"I agree, let us go and never talk about this" Neji said.

"Yes, I believe that is the best option" Guy said with a sigh.

So he and the remainder of his team left.

End