One Shocking Surprise: Rin & Shizune Edition

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: this is an idea I got from NarutoKushina. Thanks for it. I apologize for the uninventive title. I couldn't think of anything better.


Minato felt good since he did something he was sure his wife would be happy with. Now he knew that his son, Naruto, had feelings for his former student Rin and Tsunade's apprentice Shizune. So he decided to hook his son up with the two.

Kushina was on the look out for her son to help him try and snag Rin and Shizune. She knew how much Naruto liked them and she wanted grandbabies. She was having no luck so far and decided to talk to her husband. Maybe he'd know where Naruto was. Hopefully Naruto wasn't on a mission, and if he was then she'd have a nice long talk with her 'dear' husband about trying to ruin her plan of 'Operation: Kushina gets Grandbabies'.

When she found Minato he looked very pleased with himself and that made her very suspicious.

"Okay Minato, what have you done now?" Kushina asked sternly.

Minato though kept his smile.

"Honey, come with me I have a surprise" he said.

He then led Kushina to the hospital, which confused her since she wasn't sure why Minato was leading her there. He soon got to a private patient room and opened the door. Inside were Rin and Shizune playing Naughty Nurses with Naruto as their very willing patient. What was shocking was that Rin and Shizune looked much younger than what they should be. They looked to be Naruto's age. When they noticed they had company they stopped what they are doing and got dressed a bit.

Kushina was blank faced and this freaked Minato out. He then explained himself like a child explaining to their mother why they broke a lamp.

"I saw how much Shizune and Rin loved Naruto and how Naruto loved them. So I decided to put them together here. What I found out when they were doing the deed was that Naruto, um, er, injecting them with Uzumaki DNA de-aged them to his age so they can live together and not worry about the age difference. Please, please say something" Minato said.

"Oh Lady Kushina, we promise that we love Naruto with all of our hearts and we'll give you a lot of grandbabies" Rin and Shizune said together.

Kushina then exploded into happiness. She jumped up and down like a five-year-old on a sugar high. She then kissed and hugged Naruto, Rin and Shizune. She then sped out of the hospital leaving a huge trail of dust. This made the four still in the hospital sweatdrop and have a single thought on their minds.

How the hell did she kick that much dust in a CLEAN hospital?

Rin and Shizune deciding enough time has past for a rest dragged Naruto back inside the room and closed the door.

Meanwhile all over Konoha Kushina was shouting at the top of her lungs how her baby boy has found love and will be giving her grandbabies soon. She bragged to anyone near her and was waving a huge victory sign as she danced and ran around. Shadow clones of her followed throwing flowers and blowing trumpets to announce this glorious event. Some of them even lit off fireworks. Where they found the fireworks, well, let just say Kushina had a secret stash of them for special occasions. Minato watched all of this a bit embarrassed.

Tsunade then walked up to Minato.

"You best calm her down so you can start planning all the weddings since I think those three will be pretty busy for a while longer" she said.

The slug princess then placed a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door and walked away.

This left Minato to wonder how he was going to capture and tame his wife.

End