One Shocking Surprise: Tenten's Revenge Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, I got this idea from Tenma Sosei. So thank you for it.
It was just another day in Konoha. The sun is shining, birds singing. Children playing. A person running and screaming loudly for his life. Yup, just another day in Konoha.
The person running and screaming just so happened to be one Naruto Uzumaki. Now the reason why he was fleeing for his life was because he had just pranked his girlfriend. Yes, Naruto has a girlfriend and that girlfriend just so happened to be Konoha's weapons mistress Tenten.
Now the prank Naruto pulled was switching all of Tenten's weapon filled scrolls and giving her ones filled with rubber chickens and ducks. Tenten wasn't very amused by this and decided her loving boyfriend had to pay for pranking her. Unknown to Naruto was that Tenten not only used sealing scroll to carry her weapons she also went as far as to put seal on herself to carry her weapons so she'd never be without.
"Please oh please for the love of god help me!" Naruto screamed.
No one of course decided to stick his or her necks out for him. Not because they believed him to be the kyuubi, but because they all feared the wrath of Tenten and all of her sharp pointy things she always carried.
Naruto finally made it to the Forest of Death. He was out of breath as he was leaning against a tree. He was exhausted. Thinking he was in the clear he relaxed a bit.
"Kukukukukuku, oh Narutooooo" a voice sang throughout the forest.
Naruto froze, but before he could move he was bound to the tree by ninja wire. He gulped as he stared at his pissed off girlfriend appeared. She was twirling a kunai around her finger and she had a sinister smile on her face. He looked to his sides he saw that Tenten had two shadow clones holding the wires. He cursed himself for teaching Tenten that jutsu.
Tenten giggled as she sauntered up to Naruto. He was scared stiffed of what she was going to do to him.
"You deserve punishment for pranking me" she whispered.
"Hey, what about us?" one of the clones asked.
"Yeah, why the hell do you get all the fun?" the second clone asked.
Tenten's eye twitched.
"You're just clones you won't even last long enough!" she shouted.
"We could always accidentally loosen our grip" the first clone said with a smirk.
"Yeah, it gets hard keeping a tight hold on him" the second clone said and a matching smirk.
Tenten growled in frustration.
"FINE! We'll take turns" she said.
The two Tenten clones smiled and gave her a thumbs up.
A couple hours later there was loud moans, groans and other sound echoing throughout the forest. It scared all the animals within and people outside the forest.
End
A/N: okay, I plan on having a special holiday set that should be ready to post in about two weeks.