One Shocking Surprise: Christmas Party Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, this is to kind of make up for my one Halloween one since I only did one for that holiday. This set will be four Holiday themed OSS chaps. So here's the first one of the set. Christmas. Enjoy!
It was the annual Christmas party and everything was going fine. There were smiles, laughter and people mingling with one another. All of them chatting and having a good time all around. Shizune was keeping an eye on Tsunade making sure the slug sannin didn't over indulge herself in the flowing alcohol. Then there was Jiraiya who was standing under the mistletoe hoping for a kiss and leering down a female's top. He would get a beaten each time, but you had to admire his resilience. Though there was something else too. There were three people not having a good time.
They were Shikamaru, Kiba and Sasuke. Now Shikamaru thought this was all very troublesome though he did like being around friends and family. But what he was doing though didn't make him happy. He was tasked to find Ino. Kiba was trying to find his sister and mother and Sasuke trying to find his mother.
Shikamaru was asked by Inoichi to find Ino since the worried and inebriated head of the Yamanaka clan hadn't seen his only daughter since they arrived at the party.
Kiba was looking for his mother and sister since he too hadn't seen them and was worried.
As for Sasuke, he was fed up with the party. He had gone and made an appearance now he wanted to go back home and get back to training to kill his older brother. But he was ordered to tell his mother where he'd be going at all times. Sasuke didn't want to, but he found out the hard way how scary his mother could be and she could laid down the biggest guilt trips known to man.
The three looked around not even knowing about the other's search til they all got word from a very tipsy Sakura.
"I saw Naruto them with last" she said drunkenly as she swayed and pointed in the general direction where she saw them last.
This Kiba, Shikamaru and Sasuke crash into each other in the hall. After they told each other what they were looking for they decided to combine forces and find their missing together, well, Kiba and Shikamaru agreed to work together while Sasuke just grunted. So they headed down the hallway and that's when a dull noise was heard.
"Dudes, I hear something" Kiba said.
"What is?" Shikamaru asked.
"Not sure, but lets follow it. We might get somewhere" Kiba said.
"Brilliant deduction mutt" Sasuke muttered.
"Screw you Sasuke" Kiba said.
Sasuke just shoved his hands in his pockets and began to brood once again.
Shikamaru mumbled a troublesome and they continued. The sounds got louder and Shikamaru and Sasuke heard them.
"What is this?" Sasuke asked very curious about the sounds.
Shikamaru furrowed his brow in thought.
Soon they found the source of the sound. It was coming from a door.
"Dude, sounds like someone getting lucky" Kiba said in a perverted tone.
Shikamaru pinched his nose and closed his eyes. He really didn't have time to deal with Pervert Kiba right now. Sasuke smacked Kiba in the back of the head.
"Ow, what the hell was that for?" Kiba asked as he rubbed the back of his head.
"To stop you from being a pervert. Now lets get this over with" Sasuke said. He really wanted to find his mother then he can go home and train.
"Then who should be the one to knock?" Shikamaru asked.
"I'll do it, only a real man should knock on the door" Kiba said boldly.
"Funny, I only see a whimpering little puppy" Sasuke sniped.
"Shut it" Kiba said.
Shikamaru sighed and knocked on the door since they weren't going to go anywhere with the way the 'Kiba and Sasuke Show' was going. There was no answer and the lazy shadow user tried again then a few more times.
"The hell with this, I say we go in" Kiba said fed up waiting.
Sasuke agreed. He was tired of waiting too.
So the two slammed the door opened and barged right in. What they found shocked them and they were frozen stiff due to the surprise. Shikamaru walked in slowly and was frozen like the other two.
The room was a mess and reeked of sex to the highest degree. There was a Naruto for each girl in the room and they looked to be in the middle of their acts. So one with Hana, one with Mikoto, one with Tsume and one with Ino. The women just had enough time to cover themselves after hearing the door being slammed open.
"KIBA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Tsume shouted full of outrage.
Kiba swallowed hard as he averted his eyes. He definitely didn't want to see his mother and sister naked. Sasuke did the same for his mother. Somewhere in Shikamaru's mind he knew that there was just one real Naruto there and the other three were shadow clones as he averted his eyes from the naked females for fear of their wrath.
"We've been looking for you" Shikamaru said keeping his eyes away from the women.
"Well you found us. Now go away" Ino said.
"Yeah, we were enjoying our very own Christmas party and you had to barge in" Hana said.
"Begone now or face my wrath" Mikoto said in an icy tone.
The KI being poured out by the four females was so intense that it would make the strongest man in the world crumble. To Shikamaru, Kiba and Sasuke they dashed out of there so fast that all you saw was their after image and a trail dust following their speedy departure. The door slammed closed to signal they were totally gone.
"Good, now where were we?" Mikoto asked with a smile.
End
A/N: and that's one down and three to go.