One Shocking Surprise: Snake Hunt Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: I got this idea from NarutoKushina. So thanks for it. Oh, and in this Orochimaru is good.
"Where the heck can she be?" Orochimaru grumbled.
"Are you sure you've checked everywhere?" Tsunade asked.
"Yes, I have" Orochimaru said.
They then heard some perverted giggling and turned to see their teammate crouched in the bushes.
"Oh yeah, give that inspiration. Oh now that's something yeah just like that. More, give me more" Jiraiya said as his perverted aura increased.
Tsunade growled as she stomped over. Her stomping created deep craters in the ground as she stormed over to her teammate. She then proceeded to beat all the living color out of him then dragged him off.
"Come on you pervert. We agreed to help Orochimaru find his missing apprentice" she said.
Jiraiya just groaned.
Orochimaru just shook his head at his teammates' antics.
/Scene Break/
Jiraiya now fully recovered was with his teammates looking for Orochimaru's apprentice.
"Okay, where haven't we looked?" he asked.
The three sannin stood there thinking. Then light bulbs lit up.
"You don't think-"
"It's possible, but why-"
"It's the only place we haven't checked."
"That's it we're going" Orochimaru said.
/Scene Break/
The three sannin stood in front of a tower in the middle of a festering seedy forest. This place was known as training ground 44 or as called by all shinobi of Konoha as the Forest of Death. The three sannin were at the tower in the middle of the forest.
"Why on earth would she be here?" Orochimaru asked.
"I haven't a clue" Tsunade said.
"Maybe she wanted some privacy?" Jiraiya suggested.
"From what, what would she be doing that she'd need to go here for privacy?" Orochimaru asked.
"Don't know, but we're not going to find out just standing here" Tsunade said stepping forward.
Jiraiya and Orochimaru both nodded and followed Tsunade inside.
They began searching room to room and so far turning up nothing.
"This place is so big" Jiraiya said.
"Quit complaining" Orochimaru said.
"I'll complain all I want I am missing serious researching time for this" Jiraiya said.
"Please, all you do is spy on the hot springs and bathhouses and anywhere that girls strip down really" Orochimaru said.
"It's research that I must do for my readers, my fans" Jiraiya said.
"You mean your smut readers" Orochimaru said.
Before Jiraiya could retort Tsunade bopped him on the head.
"Quiet, I think I hear something" she said.
This made them all pause and strain their ears and they did hear something. They weren't sure what it was though, but followed it and soon they were at the source. It was behind a door.
"What could it be?" Tsunade asked.
"Not sure, but it sounds vaguely familiar" Jiraiya said.
"Well lets go in" Orochimaru said.
The other two nodded.
They opened the door and went in only to find Orochimaru's missing apprentice, Anko, in bed with someone else that they didn't need to figure out since he was the only one with spiky blond hair and whisker marks. It was Naruto. Anko and Naruto were in a very compromising position.
Orochimaru's jaw dropped and Tsunade closed her eyes. As for Jiraiya perverted giggle was heard as he began to scrawl on his notepad.
"Oh this is too good. Gold, pure gold" he mumbled to himself.
Anko and Naruto stopped their actions hearing Jiraiya's perverted giggling and looked at the three sannin.
"Um, hi" Naruto said.
"Okay that's it" Tsunade said.
She bashed Jiraiya's head making him hit the ground unconscious.
"Anko, this is where you've been?" Orochimaru asked.
"Um, yes sensei" Anko said sheepishly.
Orochimaru closed his eyes and tilted his head to the ceiling.
"Why god, why must you keep testing me?" he asked out loud.
Anko and Naruto looked at each other confused.
"Come on, we can deal with your problems later" Tsunade said. She then grabbed her two teammates and dragged them away, but stopped before shutting the door. "You two better be practicing safe sex."
Anko and Naruto just nodded.
"Good" Tsunade said then closed the door.
End