One Shocking Surprise: Go Do it on the Mountain Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, I got this idea from Tenma Sosei though I changed the title of it from what they suggested. Also this one takes place with Tsunade being Hokage.

Naruto stared out from his favorite spot, which so happened to be on top of the Hokage monument, on top of the Fourth's head to be more precise. He was enjoying the lovely sunset really. This spot was the best place to watch the sun set or sunrise and Naruto loved this spot since not many people come up here so he could have a lot of private time alone here. He was so into his watching the last bright colors of the day that he jumped when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned and found it was Sasuke's sister, Rei. She had an odd look in her eyes. She said nothing and sat down beside him.

Naruto got nervous. Very, very nervous. He has never had a girl sit this close to him before. He didn't know what to say or do really. This scene felt romantic, very romantic really. Was it always this romantic or did it happen when Rei sat down next to him?

Then things moved fast, real fast. Rei turned and pushed Naruto to the ground. Naruto was too stunned to even move. Rei was on top on him.

"Rei?" Naruto asked nervously with a hint of fear in his voice.

Rei didn't answer him as she laid on top of him and moved her face down to meet his. He could feel her hot breath caressing his face then their lips met and things became a blur.

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Four Anbu were tired. They had been dispatched by the Hokage to investigate strange sounds that were being heard all over the village. The sounds, noises were so loud that it was heard throughout the village. With the help of shadow clones, though they couldn't make as many as Naruto, they searched the entire village top to bottom. But they couldn't find the source of the loud noises. They only had one place left to check, the Hokage monument.

So heading up there they found a surprising sight that made their jaws drop.

Naruto was on the ground, but that wasn't what shocked them. No, it was the fact that there was a black haired girl on top of him and they were both covered by a blanket. The two appeared to sleep peacefully with the girl having a hand on Naruto's bare chest while it appeared that Naruto had a arm wrapped around her waist. Then there was the fact that it looks like Naruto's clothes made up the mattress he they were lying on and a neatly folded stack of what appeared to be the girl's clothes.

They really didn't need to think too hard to come up with a conclusion to it all and how it correlated with the noise disturbances they had been looking for earlier.

"What should we do Horse?"

"How the hell should I know, but I am damn happy Naruto found someone to love" Horse said.

"Amen, he deserve it after all the crap he's gone through" Falcon said.

"Um, yeah, I know all of are happy for him. But what do we tell Lady Tsunade?" Sparrow asked.

"Crap, what do we tell her? Naruto's pretty much like family to her. If we tell her about this she's going to go ape shit" Tiger said.

"We must report it though, it's our duty" Horse said though he was scared shitless.

The other three Anbu were just as scared since they all had witnessed Lady Tsunade's anger. It wasn't a pretty sight. So they left with great reluctance heading for their doom.

End