One Shocking Surprise: Sound Off Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay this is my Oto kunoichi OSS chap. That means Tayuya, Kin, Guren and Karin. Warning since this has Tayuya there will be a heck of a lot of foul language in this. Enjoy!
Kakashi, Sakura and Sai were worried. Naruto had gone in to scope out a suspected Sound base and hadn't returned for over two whole hours.
"We have to find him" Sakura said.
"I have to agree with flat chest here" Sai said.
Sakura slammed a fist into Sai's face knocking to the ground.
Kakashi sighed and shook his head. Even after being on team 7 for so long Sai still hadn't learned the social niceties.
"We don't know what we're getting into Sakura. We can't just go busting in" the jounin said.
"But we can't leave him. I know Naruto would never leave one of us" Sakura said.
Kakashi sighed again. She was right.
"Alright, we go, but we be careful and any hint of trouble we leave and head back to the village. We tell Lady Tsunade the situation and we come back with a bigger force" he said.
Sakura nodded. She knew telling Tsunade that Naruto was missing would make her go ballistic since the Slug princess had pretty much adopted Naruto. She'd have every available shinobi ready to storm the base to get Naruto.
So they made their way towards the base making sure to be on the look out for anything. But they found no traps or even any guards.
"Maybe our information is old. No one is here?" Sakura asked.
"No, Lord Jiraiya's info said this was an active base" Kakashi said shaking his head.
"But where is everyone?" Sakura asked.
Sai said nothing.
They made their way inside and began to look for their blond-haired teammate, but so far reach room they checked had nothing, but remnants of a snake sannin's experiments.
"Ugh, this making me sick" Sakura said as she checked another room that still held the foul stench of death.
Kakashi had to agree with Sakura on this. There was so much death here.
Sai again said nothing.
They were about to give up when a faint sound was heard. They decided to investigate hoping it was their missing teammate. They made their way and with each step they got closer the sound got louder. They were sounding like moans, screams, cries. They weren't sure, but they knew it didn't sound like whoever was making them were in pain. But it was hard since there was multiple voices.
Reaching the door they were hesitant. Sakura took a deep breath and opened the door. What she saw shocked not only herself, but Kakashi. Sai looked on indifferent.
There in the middle of the room was Naruto, bare naked. Around him was four girls also as naked as he was. They were all in very, um, interesting positions. There was a Naruto for each girl it seemed, meaning he was using shadow clones.
"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted.
"Who the fucking hell is the pink hermaphrodite?" a red-haired girl asked angrily.
"Ugh, I was so close" a brunette grumbled.
"Tell them to leave, we're busy" the second redhead with glasses said impatiently.
"You all leave" a light blue-haired girl said.
"Naruto, what is going on here?" Kakashi asked.
"Huh, oh hey Kakashi sensei. I caught these four and now I'm just pumping them for information" Naruto said.
"It seems your pumping is inadequate dick-less" Sai said.
"Who the fucking hell is the pedo boy?" asked the redhead angrily.
"Don't know, but he's one to talk about inadequacy. And for your information, Naruto is far from being dick-less and he's pumping us just fine" the redhead with glasses said.
"Screw better than fine, amazingly fantastic" the brunette said.
"More like a fucking Viking" the redhead said adding in her two cents.
The light blue-haired girl sighed.
"Now that you're through knowing what is going on. Leave" she said.
"What's the matter Guren, get stage fright?" the redhead asked with a smirk.
"No Tayuya, but I don't really want to get my needs met with complete strangers watching" Guren said.
"I don't mind, as long as they don't touch, especially that pale boy there" the brunette said eyeing Sai suspiciously.
"You're such a fucking whore Kin" Tayuya said.
"I am not a whore" Kin shot back.
"Will you two quit fighting, I am losing my buzz" the redhead with glasses said.
"Fuck you Karin" Tayuya said.
"I don't think you have much to worry about that boy. He doesn't seem very interested in us" Guren said.
"Ugh, just another reason for him to go. We found Naruto, he's ours" Karin said.
"Damn right" Tayuya said.
Kin and Guren agreed with this.
"So as you can see I am fine on my own. You guys can leave and I'll be back as soon as I am through here" Naruto said.
Two more clones appeared out of nowhere and pushed the three out and slammed the door, locking it. This left the remainder of team 7 totally agape. Well, except Sai since he didn't looked affected at all.
End
A/N: okay, that's the end of this one. I have another version of this that will be posted at a later date.