One Shocking Surprise: Sword and Illusions Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, I got this idea from Tenma Sosei. So thank you for giving me this idea. This was one of the first ones you gave me. Yeah, I finally got around to it.
Kakashi and Sakura were heading to their teammate's place. Both worried with what has been going on with their blond teammate. Naruto always showed up late to their team meetings and team training sessions, later than even Kakashi showing up. And that's when he did show up since there were times he just never showed at all . But when he did show he was tired and sluggish. When asked about it he waved it off as being too tired from his own personal training he did.
Now Sakura and Kakashi believed this the first two times, but then got suspicious after the third and so on. So today after numerous times of Naruto either skipping or coming late they decided to get to the bottom of the problem.
Meanwhile as those two were heading off on the rooftops was one Anko Mitarashi. Now Anko had her own conundrum. Her two best friends have been acting strange. And acting strange was something that doesn't happened with those two. Kurenai rejecting Asuma's offer of a date when the genjutsu mistress had been harboring a heavy crush for the former Fire Guardian for what felt like decades. Then Yugao. The Anbu's attitude had shifted from being moody and depressed about the death of her lover Hayate to smiling and being happy.
Now Anko was happy that Yugao was happy again, but what was the cause niggled at her. As for Kurenai, the mystery why she turned down Asuma after waiting so long loomed. Kurenai and Yugao were tight lipped as to their reasons of the sudden changes. So that meant Detective Anko was on the case. She was pleased she already had the trench coat. All she needed was a fedora to complete her sexy bad ass detective look, but the fedora won't be in for another week.
The three were all heading the same direction though they didn't know it. They met up right at the door.
"What the heck are you doing here pinkie, one-eye perv?" Anko asked.
"Hello to you too, Anko" Kakashi greeted with an eye-smile.
"My name is Sakura" Sakura said with annoyance.
"Yeah, whatever pinkie. So what'cha doing here?" Anko asked.
Sakura looked ready to speak, but her jounin sensei put a hand on her shoulder and that stopped her.
"We're here to talk to my student, what are you doing here Anko?" Kakashi asked.
"I'm here to get to the bottom of what hell is going on with Yugao and Kurenai" Anko said.
Kakashi blinked. He didn't notice anything different with the two kunoichi, but of course he paid more attention to his little orange book then the two women.
"Are we going to find out what's wrong with the blond idiot or just sit and talk?" Sakura asked impatiently.
"You got some balls on you pinkie, balls I wonder how big they really are?" Anko said as she pulled out a kunai and licked the edge of.
"I am girl, I don't have balls" Sakura said though she was scared of Anko.
"So, that means I can rip off something off" Anko said as she eyed Sakura's chest, "but looking what's there doesn't seem worth it."
Sakura looked pissed at Anko insinuation of her barely there chest.
"Um, shall, we talk to Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
Anko shrugged, she was having fun scaring and mentally scarring Sakura right now. All was right in her world at the moment.
Kakashi sighed and decided he needed to save his student from Anko and knocked on the door. They got no answer. So Kakashi knocked on the door again and again no answer.
"You're doing it all wrong one-eye" Anko said as she pushed Kakashi aside.
The special jounin then began pounding on the door with a closed fist.
"YO OPEN UP THERE BRAT OR I'LL BUST THE DOOR OPEN!"
"Very subtle Anko" Kakashi commented.
"Screw subtle" Anko snapped.
The sounds of feet stomping was heard.
"See, my way works" Anko said smugly.
The door opened.
"Must you always be so damn loud Anko?"
"Kurenai, damn you look like shit" Anko said.
"Only because you disturbed me Anko" Kurenai growled.
"Wait, are you saying it's my fault?" Anko asked.
Kurenai sighed as she massaged her temples.
"What are you doing here Anko, and you two?" she asked now noticing Kakashi and Sakura.
"We're here to find out what why the idiot's always late" Sakura said.
Kurenai narrowed her eyes at this.
"So Kurenai, what the heck is going on?" Anko asked.
"That's none of your business Anko" Kurenai said.
"Then what's with the get-up?" Anko asked.
Kurenai looked down and realized that she was wearing just a sheet wrapped around her firm and toned body. Though the sheet was thin in material and if you looked hard you could see her naked body underneath.
"It was the first thing I grabbed" Kurenai responded.
"First thing, what the hell were you do…." Anko trailed off as her mind connected the dots. Then a very lecherous grin appeared on her face that would put a certain toad sage's lecherous grin to shame.
"Hohohoho, robbing the cradle Kurenai" Anko said as she nudged her friend with her elbow.
Kurenai blushed a bright red.
Sakura looked confused and Kakashi's eye widened.
"Kurenai, what's taking you?"
Soon Yugao Uzuki appeared. She had a black shirt with an orange swirl in the middle that was a small for her and stopped revealing her very toned stomach and a pair of boxers with bowls of ramen, toads and slugs on them.
"TWO CRADLE ROBBERS!" Anko cried out as tears of came out of her eyes.
Kakashi's eye went even wider threatening to pop out of his socket really.
"What's gotten into Anko now?" Yugao asked.
Kurenai's face was still red.
Anko was now on the ground laughing her ass off with tears streaming down her face still as she rolled from side-to-side like she was doing the 'stop, drop, and roll' technique.
"Will someone tell me what is going on?" Sakura demanded as she stomped her foot in great irritation.
Kakashi looked at his student with a look of disbelief while Kurenai and Yugao looked at each other then at Sakura both wondering the same thing. How freaking dumb can you get?
"Oh, I can tell you" Anko said now standing up without any tears in her eyes. She was grinning in a very scary way as she hovered over Sakura like a predator preparing themselves for the kill.
"Anko, I'd like my student to keep her sanity" Kakashi said.
"You're no fun one-eye perv" Anko said sticking out her tongue maturely.
"What is going on here?"
Naruto finally appeared. He was bare-chested and appeared to holding up his boxers with one hand.
"Damn, me wanty" Anko drooled as she stared at Naruto.
"Naruto, why are you dressed like that?" Sakura demanded.
"I grabbed the first thing and found that someone" Naruto said eyeing Yugao who looked away innocently, "cut the elastic band of my boxers."
"So Naruto, I now see why you've been so late for our meetings" Kakashi said.
"Huh, oh yeah. Um, Yugao-sensei and Kurenai-sensei have been helping me train, a lot" Naruto said.
"I bet" Anko remarked.
Kurenai blushed a bit at this while Yugao tried to look calm had a very light pink tone on her cheeks.
Sakura looked around confused still.
"Well, that mystery is solved. Kurenai, Yugao, I trust you both to take the best care of my student" Kakashi said with an eye-smile.
"We will Kakashi" Yugao said.
Kurenai nodded.
"Great" Kakashi said then disappeared.
This left Sakura and seeing that Kakashi had left she went too. She still didn't know exactly what was going on and that was bugging her a lot.
With only Anko standing there she grinned.
"So what do I have to do to get on the brat's training schedule?" she asked with a leer.
"Sorry Anko, but Naruto's schedule is quite full for the time being. We'll let you know when there's an opening" Kurenai said with a smirk.
Yugao matched her friend's smirk as she and Kurenai pulled Naruto back in. The door slamming right in Anko's face.
Anko had a shocked expression on her face then she heard all the erotic noises.
"Mark my words, I'll be back. As god as my witness, I'll be back!" the snake mistress said darkly and then left chuckling darkly as she began to plot and plan.
End