One Shocking Surprise: Suna's Missing Kunoichis Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, I got this idea from Tenma Sosei. So thank you for it.

Gaara was in Tsunade's office staring at the Konoha leader with an impassive expression on his face. The reason why he was here was because during his month stay here to re-negotiate the Suna/Konoha treaty two of his genin and one of his jounin had gone missing.

"So three of your ninja are missing?" Tsunade asked.

Gaara just nodded.

"Huh, that's odd. I haven't seen the brat very much lately either" Tsunade said.

The brat that Tsunade was referring to was Naruto.

Before Gaara could speak in concern of his missing best friend an Anbu appeared.

"Lady Tsunade, we've got a problem in the Forest of Death" the Anbu said.

"Problem, what kind of problem?" Tsunade asked as she held a piercing gaze on her Anbu.

The Anbu sweated a bit under Tsunade's gaze. He had of course interrupted a meeting between two kages.

"Um, well" the Anbu began, "over the past month jounin have come out of the Forest of Death disoriented. They all say that they their sense of direction gets messed with and it must be caused by a genjutsu blanketing the area."

"Get me Kurenai Yuhi and Neko. I wish Anko was here, but she's still on a mission" Tsunade said getting up. She then turned to Gaara. "I apologize for this interruption, but I must see to this."

"It is alright, if you don't mind I wish to accompany you" Gaara said.

Tsunade just nodded.

A few hours later Tsunade, Gaara, Kurenai and Neko stood where the genjutsu was.

"Hm, it appears there's a genjutsu here, a big one to cover this big of an area" Kurenai said. "It's quite strong like the person who put it up wanted to hide something."

"Break it" Tsunade said.

Kurenai nodded and released the genjutsu.

With the illusion gone they stared at a house in the middle of the forest. This shocked them since there was no way a house was here a month ago. What also shocked them was how beautifully designed the house was.

They then decided to see who was living there, but they didn't get too close when the front door opened up and Naruto came out only wearing a pair of snug fitting Anbu pants. He blinked as he saw Gaara, Tsunade, Kurenai and Neko gawking at him.

"Um, eh, hey granny, what's up?" he asked as he rubbed the back of his head.

Tsunade developed a tick and a vein bulged on her forehead.

"'What's up' you have the nerve to ask that brat. What the hell have you been doing out here, and more importantly do you know how freaking long you've been gone?" she shouted.

Before Naruto could respond a pair of arms wrapped his neck and a face nuzzled in his neck.

"Mmm, you can go out hunting for dinner later Naruto."

The Konoha group blinked at this new person. They didn't who she was.

"Pakura?" Gaara asked recognizing one of his own shinobi.

"Huh, Lord Kazekage?" Pakura asked not releasing her grip on Naruto.

"What are you doing here Pakura?" Gaara asked in his monotone voice.

"Oh, just teach Naruto here some fire jutsus" Pakura said as she used her fingers to trace Naruto's bare chest. She was just wearing a bed sheet wrapped around her body.

Tsunade was about to ask what Naruto was doing with Pakura, but then two new voices were heard.

"Naruto come back to bed, we miss you!"

Appearing were Gaara's last two missing ninjas. They were clad in only their bras and panties, though it looked like they put them on hastily since they were mismatched.

"Matsuri, Sari" Gaara said to himself.

Tsunade's jaw dropped as she saw this, but before she could say anything the three girls dragged Naruto back into the house with Pakura slamming the door.

Gaara sighed and shook his head and left. He knew that his ninja were in good hands with Naruto. So one less thing to worry about really.

Tsunade however just stood there frozen stiff whether she was suffering a stroke or her brain had just shut down was a matter of debate.

As for the now forgotten Kurenai and Neko they were having their own chat after what they had witnessed.

"I wonder if those girls don't mind sharing Naruto?" Neko thought aloud.

"Yugao what the hell? I thought you weren't a pervert" Kurenai asked shocked.

Yugao smirked under her mask.

"Honestly I am not. But I saw him a couple weeks ago while he was bathing in a lake and lets just say that he doesn't only have huge chakra reserves" she said.

She then left with Kurenai red in the face as what she had just said was hitting the genjutsu mistress.

End