One Shocking Surprise: Heal Me, Please! Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, this one has Sakura, Ino, Haku and Shizune in it. Enjoy!
Tsunade sighed as she was making her rounds. She was feeling good as head of the hospital, and the head of the entire medic nin crop. Something she had lobbied for, for years. But she has it and she was top dog here. She could do whatever she pleased really.
"Oh Lady Tsunade thank goodness" a nurse said with desperation in her voice.
"What is it?" Tsunade asked thinking that her good mood was now gone.
"There's been so much commotion going on in the room 212 that patients nearby have been complaining, that entire floor actually" the nurse said.
"Then do something about it" Tsunade said.
"We've tried, but every time we nurses or the orderlies tried we get hit with ice, senbons, a swirl of vicious flower petal or massive headaches that blinds us in pain" the nurse said.
"Fine" Tsunade sighed, "I'll look into it."
"Thank you my lady" the nurse said in a very grateful tone.
Tsunade just grumbled under her breath. Thinking that the nurse was just exaggerating about the whole thing. But went to check. She knew the floor where room 212 was on was meant for patients who paid for a private room. Shaking her head she grumbled about rich patients that loved flaunting their money about.
She reached the floor and got to the door of room 212. She tried the knob and found it locked. She knocked and got no answer. After knocking a couple more times and with no answer she then pulled out the master set of keys that she always carried around and unlocked the door. She entered to a sight she thought she'd never see.
There before her was not just her apprentice, but all four of them. They were scattered all over the room and bed completely naked. Their clothes strewn all over the floor. There was a very familiar person with a mop of blond spiky hair. Then there was the matter of the clones of the blond about with each of her apprentices in very compromising positions with each apprentice.
Should've known she thought idly.
"What is going on here?" the slug sannin asked in a very authoritarian tone.
"Lady Tsunade" Sakura and Ino cried as they tried to cover themselves.
Haku blushed bright red as she tried to hide herself.
Shizune had bright red cheeks, but that was it.
"Well, I am waiting. Please explain yourselves" Tsunade said with the great urge to tap her foot, but resisted the urge.
"We're performing a new form of healing Lady Tsunade" Shizune said.
"A new form of healing, and what form requires you to be in that kind of state?" Tsunade asked as she looked right at Shizune.
"Sexual healing ma'am" Shizune said unflinchingly.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"Sexual?" she asked.
"Yes ma'am. The patient isn't responding to any other form of treatment and he was in pain. We needed to find something to alleviate the pain and make the patient comfortable" Shizune said.
"I see, and you three concurred with this method?" Tsunade asked eyeing Sakura, Ino and Haku.
The three girls looked at each other then nodded.
"Yes Lady Tsunade" they said in unison.
"Alright, I'll allow it" Tsunade said.
There was some wide eyes of surprise then deep sighs of relief.
"But I want a very detailed report on all you've done and they must all be different from the each others. I don't want to be reading the same thing four times. Continue" Tsunade said.
This left Sakura, Ino, Haku and Shizune look at each other. They all knew that Tsunade saw through Shizune's little scheme and now they had to write in-depth reports on what they've done and will do. They were in deep shit.
"Oh, and remember to practice safe sex" Tsunade added then left the room.
"Ladies, no need to fear. I'll make sure you get enough data for your report, right guys" the original Naruto said with a grin.
"AYE" his clones chimed in enthusiastically.
The moans, groans and other erotic sounds increased tenfold before Tsunade slapped on a seal to block the sound. She walked down the hall humming thinking about what those reports would say and wondered if she could alter them slightly and sell them as a smutty book or something.
Hmm, good idea Jiraiya can't be the only one to make money off of smut she thought.
End