One Shocking Surprise: Cherry Blossom Petals Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, it has been a long time since I did a Sakura one. Yeah, I know I haven't done one with her since the third chap of this series really. So I kind have some ground to make up in a way. That means you'll see some more Sakura ones in this one in the future to balance things out a bit.

Sasuke was heading to Sakura's place. He had decided to start up the Uchiha clan. He was going ask Sakura to be his wife and start popping out kids. Now, Sakura wasn't Sasuke's first choice. He had first went to Ino thinking she'd be better. But when he got to Ino's place he found Ino and Chouji were having some fun. Ino was lying down with small pieces of green vegetation covering her modesty and pieces of food all over her body. She was a human food platter.

"See Chouji, I told you sushi was healthy for you" Ino said with a wicked smile.

"Uh-huh" Chouji said as dragged a piece of raw fish across Ino's toned stomach then to his mouth.

This scene turned Sasuke off of the raw fish and he headed to Sakura's place. At Sakura's place he fixed himself up before knocking. He then knocked on the door, but got no answer. Sasuke frowned at this. He was sure Sakura wasn't working at the hospital. He checked her schedule beforehand. Plus them being teammates he knew what her day was usually like when not on missions. But still got no answer and this annoyed him, greatly. So he picked Sakura's lock and headed inside.

He found the place to be empty it seemed, but there was a faint smell in the air. He wasn't sure what it was, but he could smell it. He decided to have a look around. As he ventured deeper into Sakura's place his foot touched something cloth-like. He looked down and picked up a bra, a black lacy bra.

Sakura wears stuff like this Sasuke thought swallowing hard.

He then found more clothes as he went and not all seem to belong to the pink-haired girl. Some of it was most definitely a guy's clothes. He wasn't sure who the guy was by the clothing.

The trail of clothes finally ended at a closed door. So Sasuke knocked on the door and got no answer. He knocked again and again no answer then as he was about to knock a third time he heard footsteps. The door opened to revealed a disheveled Sakura only wearing a sheet loosely around her body. Her pink hair in an unruly mess and her green eyes looked like they were death rays.

"What do you want?" she asked rudely.

Sasuke blinked as he stared at Sakura since he had never see her look like this before. His brain couldn't comprehend it at all.

Sakura huffed with annoyance.

"Will you snap out of it Sasuke. Yes, I am a girl and yes I have breasts and a nice body. Get over it" she snapped.

Sasuke blinked and felt heat rise in his cheeks as he came out of his stupor.

"Eh, that Sasuke, what the hell does that bastard want?"

That voice, I know that voice the Uchiha thought.

Naruto appeared with boxers on. He wrapped an arm around Sakura's waist pulling her body to his.

"Hey bastard" he greeted.

"Naruto, Sakura" Sasuke muttered as his brain began to connect the dots.

"Yeah, I finally got Sakura. In your face bastard" Naruto crowed.

"Naruto, no need to boast" Sakura chided.

"Oh, and like you weren't going to boast about having the best sex ever?" Naruto asked with a smirk.

Sakura's cheeks took on a great pink hue.

"Sakura, Naruto" Sasuke muttered.

"Hey bastard, leave will ya. Sakura and I have to get back to work" Naruto said with a lecherous grin on his face.

Sakura smacked Naruto on the chest with red in her cheeks.

"Behave Naruto" she reprimanded.

"Do you really want me to behave?" Naruto asked as he nibbled on her ear.

Sakura groaned as she felt her will fading.

"No" she uttered.

"Good, I don't want to behave at all" Naruto murmured.

Sasuke's world came crashing down as he fainted. Naruto and Sakura looked at their unconscious teammate.

"Eh, I'll get rid of him" Naruto said creating a clone.

The clone picked Sasuke up carrying the Uchiha like a sack of rice.

"Take care of him will ya?" Naruto asked.

"Right boss" the clone said saluting Naruto.

Naruto rolled his eyes and then dragged an un-protesting Sakura back into her room slamming the door. The sound of her giggles turning into deep throaty moans reverberated through the door.

Sasuke awoke in a dumpster some time later very hazy.

End