One Shocking Surprise: Gears & Steel Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist at all
A/N: this is another Naruto/FMA crossover since it appears my first one way back in 112 did good enough to warrant another. This one is a Tenten and Winry. This has nothing to do with my two stories that I am doing with Winry in them. I just wanted to do it.
Jiraiya and Kakashi were on the hunt. Their hunt was to track down their wayward student.
"Damn brat, he knew we had training to do today" Jiraiya grumbled.
Kakashi said nothing as he followed along reading one of Jiraiya's works of art, Icha Icha.
They finally got to their destination. It was a Rockbell Automail. It was a shop that provided metallic prosthetics to people, mainly shinobi, but civilians too. That prosthetic is called automail. The owner of the shop was one Winry Rockbell, who build Naruto's automail arm. Naruto had lost his real arm in a mission and his career as a shinobi would've ended if it hadn't been for Winry. Winry gave Naruto his new arm and came to Konoha to not only set up shop, but to be Naruto's mechanic too. She got a lot of business from others who wanted automail instead of the wood prosthetic or going without having a prosthetic all together. It helped bring back ninja whose careers had ended when they lost a limb. So the ninja corp. had grown back up.
They entered the shop, but found it empty.
"She's not here" Kakashi said.
"I can see that" Jiraiya growled.
They checked the place and found that Winry wasn't there at all. This made them frown and had to go off again hoping to find a certain spiky blond haired boy with whisker marks. They then went to check his apartment again in hopes he came back, he hadn't at all. This was frustrating them since they had also checked Ichiraku and the Hokage monument and there was not a strand of blond hair in sight.
"Where the hell is he?" Jiraiya grumbled.
Kakashi shrugged and frowned as he kept reading his Icha Icha, but then it was snatched away by Jiraiya.
"No reading til we find the brat" the toad sage said as he pocketed the book.
Kakashi pouted and cursed Naruto. The blond was going to pay for this.
"Hey, did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"I heard that Uzumaki brat was seen with that Tenten girl and that automail girl."
"What, no way. How does a brat like him get two girls like that?"
"Who knows?"
"That brat's so freaking lucky. Both of those girls are totally hot."
"I know."
The sannin and ex-Anbu heard this conversation and decided to check it out. They went to the Double Dragon Weapon shop and found it was closed.
"Come on" Jiraiya grumbled as they took the walking up the wall approach to reach where Tenten had her residence, which was above the shop.
They got to the window and tried to peek in, but found a curtain obscuring their view. Jiraiya sighed and tapped on the pane of glass hard rattling the window like a woodpecker. Some time passed and then the curtain was pulled back and a long brown haired girl appeared. She looked quite irritated.
"What the hell do you want?" she asked with a snarl.
"Is Naruto here?" Kakashi asked.
"And if he is?" the girl asked with her arms folded across her chest. She was wearing a kimono though it was loose on her body since she just threw it on without tying it. She did have the smarts top pull on a pair of panties though.
"Get the brat, he's missing training" Jiraiya said.
The girl shot a glare at the sannin and Jiraiya shivered slightly due to his natural reflex to be scared of the wrath of a female.
"Be right back, no peeping" she said then turned her back.
Jiraiya unable to help himself peered in and cried out.
"THAT'S MY GODSON, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!"
What Jiraiya was seeing was Naruto in bed with a long haired blond and she was snuggling into his bare-chest. And you could tell that they were most likely wearing nothing under the covers and the scent of recent sexual activity reeked throughout the room. The brown haired girl was shaking Naruto awake, which in her position of shaking Naruto did more than a little nip slip. The sannin then began to giggle pervertedly letting it get louder with each passing second as he pulled out his notepad and began to write.
"Gold, solid gold. I knew he'd be a great inspiration" he muttered to himself.
Flying through the air was a giant wrench and it hit its mark right in Jiraiya's face as he looked up to get another look. He lost control of his chakra control and fell hitting the ground creating a small crater with the wrench still embedded in his face. It would take some serious medical attention to get it removed.
Kakashi blinked with surprise and dared fate and peeked in only to be met with a horrific barrage of kunai, shuriken and other very sharp pointy things. This made the jounin lose his chakra control and fall creating another small crater right by Jiraiya's crater.
The brown haired girl came back to the window with a kunai that had a seal wrapped around its handle and dropped it with it landing dead center on Jiraiya's notepad. Once it made contact it burned the notepad to a crisp.
"Stupid perverts" she muttered as she slammed the window shut.
People on the street ignored and avoided the two craters as they went about their business.
End
A/N: I hoped you enjoyed my second OSS crossover. If this one gets enough love then I plan on continuing doing other crossovers with other girls from other things joining Naruto. Thanks for reading and please review.