One Shocking Surprise: Sound Off V2 Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay this a second version of my Sound Off OSS chap. As I was writing I found I could go two ways with it. So decided to post this one now after sometime after posting the first one. So you can get both of them, but at separate times. It starts off the same as the first, but then changes when they get to Naruto. Warning since this has Tayuya so that means there will be a heck of a lot of foul language in this. Enjoy!
Kakashi, Sakura and Sai were worried. Naruto had gone in to scope out a suspected Sound base and hadn't returned for over two whole hours.
"We have to find him" Sakura said.
"I have to agree with flat chest here" Sai said.
Sakura slammed a fist into Sai's face knocking to the ground.
Kakashi sighed and shook his head. Even after being on team 7 for so long Sai still hadn't learned the social niceties.
"We don't know what we're getting into Sakura. We can't just go busting in" the jounin said.
"But we can't leave him. I know Naruto would never leave one of us" Sakura said.
Kakashi sighed again. She was right.
"Alright, we go, but we be careful and any hint of trouble we leave and head back to the village. We tell Lady Tsunade the situation and we come back with a bigger force" he said.
Sakura nodded. She knew telling Tsunade that Naruto was missing would make her go ballistic since the Slug princess had pretty much adopted Naruto. She'd have every available shinobi ready to storm the base to get Naruto.
So they made their way towards the base making sure to be on the look out for anything. But they found no traps or even any guards.
"Maybe our information is old. No one is here?" Sakura asked.
"No, Lord Jiraiya's info said this was an active base" Kakashi said shaking his head.
"But where is everyone?" Sakura asked.
Sai said nothing.
They made their way inside and began to look for their blond-haired teammate, but so far reach room they checked had nothing, but remnants of a snake sannin's experiments.
"Ugh, this making me sick" Sakura said as she checked another room that still held the foul stench of death.
Kakashi had to agree with Sakura on this. There was so much death here.
Sai again said nothing.
They were about to give up when a faint sound was heard. They decided to investigate hoping it was their missing teammate. They made their way and with each step they got closer the sound got louder. They were sounding like moans, screams, cries. They weren't sure, but they knew it didn't sound like whoever was making them were in pain. But it was hard since there was multiple voices.
Reaching the door they were hesitant. Sakura took a deep breath and opened the door. What she saw shocked not only herself, but Kakashi. Sai looked on indifferent.
What they found was Naruto on a table naked with four girls just as naked as him all over him.
"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted.
The four girls turned their heads.
"Huh, oh hey Sakura" Naruto greeted.
"Naruto, what is going on?" Kakashi asked.
"Hm, oh Tayuya, Kin, Guren and Karin here caught me are in the middle of interrogating me" Naruto said in a conversational tone.
Sakura and Kakashi sweatdropped at this.
"Why capture dick-less, he can't provide you with anything?" Sai asked.
"I beg to differ" Guren said.
"Fuck yeah, Naruto here can fucking provide a fuck load of stuff for us, on us, and in us. So fuck off you pale gay humping asshole" Tayuya said.
"Yeah, loads and loads" Kin drooled.
"He provides us with everything we need" Karin said.
"And it's quite fulfilling too" Guren added.
"Yeah, so you guys can go and I'll be back at camp later when these lovely ladies are through pumping me for information" Naruto said.
But Sakura, Kakashi and Sai just stood there.
"Oh for fuck sake, leave this place you damn assholes. You're wasting our motherfucking goddamn time where we should be fuc- interrogating this fucking sex god" Tayuya said.
"Yeah, we need private time to get all we need from Naruto" Kin said.
"Yes, so much we need" Karin said licking her lips.
Guren just smiled looking very pleased.
"Okay, Naruto I want a full and thorough report of this when you get back to camp" Kakashi said.
He then dragged Sakura away with Sai following. The jounin was giggling. He knew who to send this report to and he'd make it as detailed as possible even if he had to make up stuff.
End
A/N: well, I hope you liked this different version.