One Shocking Surprise: Rock, Paper, Scissors Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: I actually had the title for this before writing the chap as well who the girls will be. I didn't know how to write it, but then Tenma Sosei came through though unknowingly by providing me with the plot for this one. So thank you Tenma Sosei for giving me this idea.

With a frustrated growl Naruto tossed more clothes onto the floor. He was trying to figure out what he was going to wear. There was going to be a costume party because Ino wanted to have a big party since it had been so long since they all had a get-together. So she, um, persuaded everyone i.e. bullied and manipulated everyone to making a commitment to come.

Naruto couldn't figure out what to wear to the party at all. He couldn't go as the Fourth Hokage since everyone knew who his parents were and they'd expect him to come as his dad. He couldn't go as the kyuubi since everyone knew that he held the chakra beast and again it would be an obvious thing to wear.

I can't believe it, I am Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja and I can't think of something to wear that would blow their minds he thought.

His wallowing in his own pity was broken by a knock on the door. With a deep sigh he headed to the door and found three kunoichi he was familiar with.

First there was Tenten. He of course knew her since she was on team 9 with Guy, Lee and Neji. She was Konoha's Weapons Mistress and had the perfect aim. She could hit her target always really. Then there was Konan. The blue-haired beauty had decided to stay in Konoha after everything since the war left Ame totally destroyed and the people Ame either dead or scattered all over. Finally was Kurotsuchi. She was an ambassador for Iwa. After the war Iwa decided to play nice with everyone and Kurotsuchi lobbied for the job as ambassador to Konoha hard. It drove her grandfather nuts til he gave in.

"Hey you three, what's up?" Naruto asked.

"Can we come in Naruto?" Kurotsuchi asked.

Naruto nodded and the three females entered. Naruto noticed they were all wearing trench coats and wondered if they got them at the same place Anko gets hers.

"Naruto, we want your opinion on our costumes" Tenten said.

"Sure, I'll be happy to help" Naruto said, "I am having trouble trying to find something to wear" he added on.

The three girls looked at each other til Tenten stepped up. She took off her trench coat and Naruto's jaw dropped as dribbles of blood leaked out of his nose.

Tenten was wearing well, he wasn't even sure he could call what Tenten was wearing clothing. Tenten's outfit was a bra and skirt combo, but weapons mistress style it seemed. That meant the bra part was made of ninja wire and blunted shuriken just covering her nipples and nothing else really. The skirt was made of ninja wire that was strung with kunai. The kunai were of course blunt, but that wasn't on his mind. It was the fact that the kunai barely cover her apex. Since she didn't use a lot of kunai, but just enough of it to resemble a skirt. Though if you looked closely you could that Tenten even made a pair of panties out of blunt kunai and shuriken tied together with ninja wire. The wire in the back had to being going up her butt.

"Well Naruto?" Tenten asked.

"Uh, I, uh, um, huh" Naruto said intelligently.

"I think it's my turn" Kurotsuchi said as she took of her trench coat.

She revealed that underneath the coat that she was wearing a bra and panty set made out of the most flawless precious stones ever. Rubies, sapphires, and diamonds covered it with gold lining it too along with hints of silver. It had to be the most expensive pair of underwear ever created. What made more blood ooze out of Naruto's nose was that the panties was a thong cut and the bra was small for Kurotsuchi so her breasts were on the verge of spilling out of them since they were in a half-cup style.

"The real treasures are underneath" Kurotsuchi said with a naughty wink.

More blood flowed from Naruto's nose.

"I guess I am last, but not the least of course" Konan said with a smirk.

Taking off her trench coat she showed off that her costume was like Kurotsuchi's, but just made of paper and nothing else at all though the paper just covered her modesty really. It also must've been some very thin sheets of paper since Naruto was sure he could make out a hint of her pink nipple and the pink color at her apex and the blue hair down there.

"Urk" Naruto groaned as blood flowed like a faucet from Naruto's nose. It was amazing he hadn't faint from blood loss.

"Well Naruto, what do you think of our costumes?" Tenten asked.

Naruto just gave out some incoherent babble as his brain was overloaded.

"I think he likes them girls" Tenten said with a grin.

"Yes, I think he does" Konan said concurring.

"Oh yes, he does" Kurotsuchi said as she eyes locked on a certain part of Naruto's anatomy.

"Come on girls, Naruto needs our help finding a costume" Tenten said.

Konan and Kurotsuchi grabbed Naruto's arms dragging him to his bedroom. Tenten following behind making sure the front door was locked and slapping up seals to give them amble amount of privacy.

It would take Naruto a long time to find something to wear, but the three girls made sure it was quite enjoyable during the decision making process. They arrived quite fashionably late to the party.

End