One Shocking Surprise: Mistresses of Illusion Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay this one has Kurenai, Yakumo and Tayuya in it. There will be swearing in this since it does have Tayuya. You've been warned. I also decided to try something different in this one. So hope you like it.

Kurenai looked at her two students, Yakumo and Tayuya. She never thought she'd be teaching these two. For Yakumo she did try before, but couldn't help her and that always bothered her. To have another chance was something she was going to grab. Then there was Tayuya. The foul mouth redhead had a lot of attitude and Kurenai felt she was dealing with her friend Anko sometimes though with a foul mouth. She just hoped Anko and Tayuya would never meet. Little did she know that Anko and Tayuya have before and got along great.

Now you see Tayuya had survived from her fight with Shikamaru and Temari. She then defected to Konoha and her curse mark sealed and she had adjusted to the village, or is it the village adjusted to her?

"Okay, today your lesson is a challenge" Kurenai said.

"What is it sensei?" Yakumo asked.

"Who gives a flying fuck, just tell us then we can get the fucking shit done" Tayuya said in a bored tone.

Kurenai frowned, but ignored the swearing since she was kind of used to it teaching Tayuya for weeks now.

"Your challenge is to place Naruto under a genjutsu" she said.

"Shit-stain, you've got to be fucking kidding me? Why the fucking hell do we have to do something so fucking lame?" Tayuya asked.

"Um, why are we doing this Kurenai sensei?" Yakumo asked.

"Well, Naruto isn't affected by genjutsu at all. So this will be a great challenge for you both to see how many genjutsus you can put him under without him noticing. Plus this will be a good lesson for him to notice his surroundings and practice dispelling genjutsu. So go, you've go the entire day to get it done" Kurenai said. "Please restrain from using any that are harmful. Naruto is still a fellow Konoha nin." She added in.

"Right, time to find the shithead" Tayuya said getting up.

Yakumo nodded getting up too.

/Scene Break/

Naruto was wandering through the village bored out of his mind. He hadn't be out of the village in a couple weeks and he wanted out. But Tsunade was keeping confined for the time being. He didn't know why and she didn't give him a reason. So Naruto had to do stupid D-rank missions. Totally lame.

"Man, this sucks. Stupid granny. What's her deal? Is she getting too old or something" the sunny blond muttered to himself.

Yakumo was taking a few deep breaths as she prepared herself for what she was going to do. She needed to do this right, but she didn't want to go over the top. Naruto was still a fellow Konoha nin. And that meant none of her more powerful genjutsus. Which was kind of a problem really since that was what she specialized in really. So it took her a long while to figure out how to do lower level genjutsus. That was something Kurenai was teaching her. To limit herself and not go overboard.

"Right, here we go" she muttered to herself.

She began working and grinned as she watched her genjutsu come to life and it seemed that Naruto was unaware of anything.

"This is going to be fun" she said as a smile appeared on her lips.

"I agree, much fun" a voice, a male voice, said from behind her.

Yakumo blinked since she was sure she was talking to herself. She then turned around to see Naruto standing behind her.

How the heck did he get behind me when I just saw him walking the natural genjutsu user thought.

She jumped and tried to escape, but Naruto grabbed her.

"You've been a very bad girl Yakumo, and bad girls need to be punished" Naruto said with a smirk.

Yakumo was scared, but couldn't scream. Her body was frozen somehow as her mind screamed for her to do something, anything.

"Time for punishment" Naruto said with a fox-like grin spreading across his face.

There was rustling of clothing, squeaks, whines and cries then they turned to moans and groans. They kept getting louder and louder in pure unadulterated fashion til they reached its crescendo.

"NARUTO!" Yakumo screamed. "OH NARUTO, YES NARUTO! NARUTO!"

This was a wake-up call for the Konoha whose citizens were going through the day in a robotic fashion. They then shook their heads and went back to their business as they heard a certain blond's name being shouted to the high heavens and knew not to get involved.

/Scene Break/

It was now Tayuya's turn.

Now the redhead didn't really give a flying fuck if she hurt Naruto. If the fucking shit-stain couldn't take it then it was no skin off her nose. Though she did shiver slightly when she went a little overboard during a sparring match with Naruto a while ago and he ended needing medical attention. She got a personal and private chewing out by Tsunade and it left her a bit scared. Since the slug sannin threatened her with being a guinea pig for her medical trials. She was absolutely sure Tsunade was a fucking hell of a lot scarier than Orochimaru.

"Where is that fucking shit-head. I'm not going to be here all fucking goddamn day for him" she grumbled.

She then locked on Naruto as he was walking down the street with his hands in his pockets. Of course it wasn't very hard to spot the blond since he wore so much orange really.

"Final-fucking-ly. I was getting so goddamn bored sitting here" Tayuya muttered under her breath.

"Sorry for making you wait my Foul Mouth Ruby" a very familiar said.

Tayuya spun around so fast she fell on her ass. She saw Naruto crouched there.

"What the fucking hell are you doing here, you're supposed to be… there" she said pointing at a shadow clone just went up in smoke.

"Shit" she uttered.

"Bad, bad Tayuya. Planning on ambushing little ol' me. You need to be punished and I think I know how" Naruto said with a big grin.

Tayuya felt sweat prickle her skin as she swallowed hard. She didn't know why she was so scared, but she was.

The sound of ripping fabric along with several curse came out.

"You fucker, you're going to pay for that" Tayuya grumbled.

Then the sounds turned quite erotic as Tayuya liked to express herself in the most verbal fashion. The moans, groans, grunts and other cries a lot of them very expletive filled emitted from Tayuya's hiding spot til it reached their climax.

"OH FUCKING HELL, THAT'S THE RIGHT GODDAMN SHIT RIGHT THERE! FUCK, RIGHT THERE!" Tayuya screamed.

The village heard this and more vulgar laced shouts. They jumped at first then went on about their days. They had a feeling that it was Naruto causing the disturbance again.

/Scene Break/

Kurenai stood waiting for her two students to show up and give her their reports.

"Nice try Kurenai" Naruto said.

Kurenai turned to find Naruto looking at her with his arms folded.

"Naruto, how'd you find out?" Kurenai asked surprised.

"I interrogated the hell out of Tayuya and Yakumo. They were easy once I got hard on them" Naruto said with a smirk. "Plus them putting my clones under a genjutsu helped to find them and figure out who it was."

Kurenai was now afraid for her students. She knew how cunning Naruto could be.

"They are alive, right?" she asked.

"Yeah, you can say that" Naruto said with that same smirk on his face still as he remembered Yakumo and Tayuya's bliss out faces after he left them.

"What now?" Kurenai asked.

"Now, I interrogate you Kurenai" Naruto said with an 'evil' smirk.

Kurenai was frozen, she couldn't move.

"NARUTO!" she screamed.

Great screams were heard throughout the village for a third time in a day. It was now mostly ignored.

End

A/N: well, how'd you like this one? It's quite different from most of my others.