One Shocking Surprise: Mirage? Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: I had this idea and thought it would be fun to use since it's very different from my other OSS chaps.

Naruto felt good. He woke up ready to tackle the day. He headed for the shower and got washed up then as he was brushing his teeth he looked in the mirror only to gag on his toothbrush. In the mirror was a figure. That figure so happened to be a naked girl posing in very suggestive poses all aimed right at him it seemed. Naruto turned his head and saw nothing and then when he turned his head back to the mirror they was gone.

"Weird" he mumbled then finished brushing his teeth just thinking it was just a figment of his imagination.

I could've sworn that girl looked like Ino he thought.

/Scene Break/

Now on the street Naruto walked down the road with his hands in pockets.

"Ramen, ramen, ramen" he chanted as each step he made was to his heavenly shrine of noodles and broth.

But then his mind got distracted, which was a feat since nothing usually diverted his mind from his ramen. Out of the corner of his eye he saw what appeared to be a naked girl again posing luridly at him, he was sure it was for him. No one else around him seem to notice the naked girl. But when he turned to get a better look there was nothing there.

Again, but this time the girl looked like Temari he thought scratching his head. He was sure the girl he saw was Temari since he knew no other girl with that had four blond ponytails.

Deciding to push it out of his mind for now and continue his mission to ramen paradise, but his mind wasn't fully on his precious. No, the question of those naked girls came floating up. Why had he seen Ino and Temari naked posing so seductively for him?

/Scene Break/

At Ichiraku he hopped onto his favorite stool. Not only his favorite stool, but actually is his stool. It had his name on it really and no one really sat there since they knew it was Naruto's spot. It was positioned the closest to the kitchen so Naruto would always get the first fresh hot bowl of ramen. There was some people over the years who learned the hard way that no one sat in Naruto's stool.

"Hello Naruto" Ayame chirped with a big smile.

"Hey Ayame, I want the biggest bowl of ramen you got and make it shrimp then I'll have chicken then a beef" Naruto said.

"Big appetite today Naruto?" Ayame giggled.

"Of course Ayame, always" Naruto said with a wide grin.

Ayame giggled again as she prepared the ramen for Naruto in a special set of bowls only really used for big eaters like the Akimichi and Naruto. The bowls could hold a half gallon really, they were that big.

"Here you are" she said setting down the hot bowl of broth, noodles and shrimp.

Naruto drooled.

"Itadakimasu" he proclaimed then began to devour the ramen like a starved man at a banquet.

Ayame smiled and then went back to work knowing she had to be ready for the next round.

Naruto was slurping his heavenly delight, but as he opened his eyes he caught something that made him pause. Again he saw a naked figure doing very provocative poses aimed right at him. Again, no one else seemed to notice the naked girl at all. He refocused his eyes, but she was gone.

"Is something wrong Naruto?" Ayame asked as saw that Naruto had stopped eating, which was unusual since Naruto stopped eating when the bowl was empty and the bowl was still somewhat full.

"Huh, no, nothing at all" Naruto said getting back to eating albeit slower than before.

Why again, and why Tenten this time? he thought with a frown. He was sure the naked girl was Tenten due to her very unique hairstyle.

/Scene Break/

After his morning meal of ramen he went to go train. So he got to his usual training ground ready to work up a good sweat.

"Right, now lets get started" he said to himself then went to work warming up and stretching out so not to hurt himself.

It had been a few hours and Naruto was now really working up a sweat as he trained. Punching and kicking. Sparring with his clones. Working on his Rasengan and trying to create two in both of his hands. That took a lot of concentration.

"Almost got it" he muttered to himself.

He then turned his head and froze. There standing only a couple of feet away from him was a very naked girl modeling for him in very alluring ways. Naruto blinked as he un-froze and the girl was gone.

That was Haku, it had to be. But why and why naked of all things? Naruto thought. He knew it to be Haku since she had a birthmark on the right side of her stomach in the shape of a crescent moon. He had seen one day after accidentally walking in on her changing.

/Scene Break/

Naruto was tired and needed lunch now. He was thinking of going to Ichiraku again, why not. The place had to be worshipped as many times as he could. It needed his 'prayers'. So he headed back to the holy realm of noodles and broth and hopped right back onto his favorite stool.

"Back for more Naruto" Ayame said with a smile.

"Always Ayame. Always" Naruto said smiling right back at Ayame.

"So what will you have to start with now?" Ayame asked.

"Give me a beef one then a chicken followed by a shrimp" Naruto said.

Ayame nodded and began to work. She placed the first bowl down and Naruto after giving thanks for the food began to slurp down the heavenly concoction. He had his eyes closed relishing the taste. No one, and he meant no one could beat Ichiraku ramen. It was definitely the food that the gods ate in Naruto's mind. It was ambrosia.

As he was enjoying himself he was on his third bowl when his eyes caught sight of something, something he was now quite familiar in a strange way.

There once again posing very seductive poses for him naked was a girl. He blinked and she was gone. He closed his eyes trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

"Are you alright Naruto?" Ayame asked with concern.

"Fine Ayame" Naruto said as he went beck to eat.

Now it's Kin being naked and posing. Why is this happening me today? he thought. He knew the girl to be Kin since she had flashed him on a dare during a game of truth and dare at his birthday party.

/Scene Break/

Naruto finished the rest of the day training not seeing any more naked girls that he knew. It made him feel better now since he felt he was losing his mind or something. He sighed as he ran his a hand through his spiky blond locks.

What the hell has been going on today he thought.

Then his eyes locked on something. It was yet another girl naked striking very provocative poses for him. No one else seemed to notice this at all as they went about heading home it seemed.

Naruto blinked and she was gone. He held his head groaning.

What the hell, now it's Rei naked and posing he thought shaking his head.

/Scene Break/

Naruto arrived home and he yawned as he closed the door. He was tired and had planned to eat then veg out on the couch til it was time for bed. But as soon as his eyes opened after his yawn he blinked.

Standing there was all the girls that he had seen throughout the day. They were all naked and posing for him seductively.

"Must be another mirage, has to be an illusion" Naruto muttered to himself thinking he was losing his mind now.

"No dream, fantasy, illusion or mirage Naruto. We're here and real" Haku said.

"Yup, if you want to you feel us, or feel us up that is" Tenten said as she bounced letting her chest jiggle.

There was giggles from the other girls as they concurred with Tenten and did their own little bounce jiggle for Naruto's bobbing eyes.

Naruto just sputtered for a while the spoke, "why, how?"

"Wanted to surprise you Naruto, that and also prank you too. No one has ever pranked you successfully, the king of pranks. And as to the how, well, I am quite adept in genjutsu" Rei said with a smirk with Sharingan being revealed and spinning. This was true as Rei could even give Yakumo a run for her money in genjutsu.

"Yeah, we're going to be the envy of everyone since we're the only ones to ever prank you successfully" Ino said.

"So this was all a prank?" Naruto asked.

"To begin with, yes. But we decided to go further than that" Temari said.

"Uh, further?" Naruto asked now feeling a bit scared.

"Nothing evil, well, too evil Naruto" Kin said with a grin.

"Then, what?" Naruto asked still not completely relaxed.

"Oh, the plan is a lot of skin, sweat grunting, moaning, groaning, and a lot of screaming" Ino said grinning a very wide lecherous grin.

Now Naruto felt scared at this since the other girls seemed to copy Ino's grin in various degrees with Haku's being the lesser while Kin and Ino's was on the far extreme it seemed and Rei's just a few steps below them. Tenten and Temari's grins were in the middle.

Why do I feel like a piece of meat now? Naruto thought.

Naruto never got to rest nor his dinner that night though there was a loud of noise coming from his place that night and only ended before the first rays of the sun appeared in the sky.

End

A/N: hoped you liked this very different OSS chap. It was quite different for me to write really. Thanks for reading and please review.