One Shocking Surprise: Blondes Have All the Fun 5 Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: I haven't done one of these in a long time. So here's another BHAF. This one is Temari and Samui.
"You mind telling me why you're having so much trouble going up a stupid mountain?" the Raikage asked as he drummed his fingers on his desk not looking very pleased.
"Um, well, you see Lord Raikage. We've tried, many times really. But every time we try to and get close we get electrocuted then blown away by extremely powerful gusts of wind and end back at the bottom of the mountain battered, bruised and electrocuted" a Kumo jounin said.
The Raikage was not very happy hearing this. This has been going on for several days now really. On one of the mountains that surround Kumo noises were heard. Howling, screaming noises that seemed to wail through the wind and it scared people. So the Raikage ordered his ninja to investigate. But his ninja never got close since they'd get shocked and then blown away to the bottom of the mountain.
"Fine, I'll deal with this myself since I can't rely on my own shinobi" the Raikage grunted.
He then got up and leapt through the window shattering the glass.
His shinobi just stared.
Why can't he ever use the door they thought.
Mabui, the Raikage secretary, just sighed as she alerted the contractors to replace the window yet again after hearing the tell-tale sound of breaking glass.
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Halfway up the mountain the Raikage's anger had cooled down, but he was determined to find out what was going on. As he was getting close he felt huge gusts of wind kick up. But the Raikage didn't budge, well; he tried not to since the wind was really strong. He somehow stayed on the mountain and not off it. Once the wind died down he continued his trek stopping every so often when the violent wind kicked up, and it seemed to be getting stronger and with each time he moved closer.
Soon he reached the mouth of the cave where the sounds seemed to be emitting from. He heard them loud and clear thanks to the sound waves echoing off the walls.
"This is A, the Raikage of Kumo. I demand you come out at once or I'll bring this mountain on top of you!" he shouted.
"Damnit, I was so fucking close" a female voice said sounding quite pissed off.
Soon two figures appeared walking out of the cave they appeared to both female as for as A could tell. A's eyes widen as he recognized one. That person was Samui, one of his best kunoichi.
Samui was only wearing a black and orange jacket and a pair of panties. The jacket wasn't zipped so it showed her very well-endowed chest though covered her enough so she wasn't totally exposed. It was the other girl A didn't know. She had dirty blond hair, teal eyes that looked pissed off and she was only dressed in dusty sand colored bra and panties.
"Lord Raikage, what brings you up here?" Samui asked casually.
A looked at Samui wondering what the fuck.
"Look, we're in the middle of something very important here, just spill" the dirty blond said impatiently.
"Who are you?" A asked.
"Name is Temari, of Suna" the dirty blond said.
A was about to ask what was going on, but then a third blond appeared, but this one was male and he was pulling up his boxers.
"Hey girls, what's taking so long?" he asked.
"Sorry Naruto, but the Raikage is here" Samui said.
"Huh, oh hey" Naruto said.
"What is the meaning of this?" A asked.
"What else, enjoying Kumo, all of her lovely valleys" Naruto said as he pulled Samui close to him, groping her.
For the first time in A's life he saw Samui blush madly.
"Naruto, not in front of the Raikage" Samui murmured as she feebly tried to get out of Naruto's grasp.
"Please, that didn't stop him when he did the same with me in front of the Kazekage who is my brother no less" Temari said.
"Heh, that was fun messing Gaara, but I think what was funnier was Kankuro's reaction" Naruto said.
"Yeah, Gaara still doesn't have too much of a range of emotions though Matsuri is helping with that" Temari said.
"He did ask me for some tips in how to please Matsuri" Naruto commented.
"YES! My little brother has become a man!" Temari cheered happily.
A felt he had been left out and wasn't pleased by this. He was about to get the trio's attention again when Naruto began feeling peckish.
"Naruto" Samui groaned as she felt Naruto's lips on her skin.
"Hey, no hogging, give me some" Temari whined.
A Naruto clone came up behind Temari and she was in the same nirvana as Samui.
Seeing as he was going to get nowhere with this A decided to leave and forbid anyone from going up here til further notice.
End
A/N: I will admit this one is probably my weakest one I've done in this series. Hey, it was bound to happen some time. I just hope it will be very far and in between.