One Shocking Surprise: Mother of All Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, I have finally done it. Kaguya is making her debut in this series. It took me a long time to figure out how to use her in this series. I hope you like her first appearance in this series. Also I took some creative license with this one. So please just go with it. Oh, and this will have some language in it too.

Hagoromo and Hamura Ōtsutsuki were going to do it. It was for not only their sake, but the world's too. They were going to seal their mother away. It was the only solution the brothers could think of to get peace.

But the trouble was how to go about it really. They knew their mother was freaking powerful. Yes, so were they, but still they were going to seal their mother away forever. Not something that's easily done.

"Okay, we got the plan?" Hamura asked.

"Yes we do, let's get this over with" Hagoromo said firmly.

So the two brothers made their way to where their mother was staying. She had a small home outside the village since she liked her privacy. Once there they got ready.

"So, we both go in and do the sealing or one of us goes in and get her out here?" Hamura asked.

"Oh for goodness sake. I'll go chicken" Hagoromo said.

"I'm not a chicken" Hamura said.

"Whatever, chicken boy" Hagoromo said with a snort.

So Hagoromo steeled himself and then burst into the hut, but what he saw inside froze his insides. No words could describe what he was feeling. Finally after moments of unable to find his voice he spoke.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!"

Hamura hearing his brother shout rushed in and stopped cold at the sight.

There on the couch was their mother, but she wasn't alone. No, there was a blond-haired male there and he was on top of their mother. They were doing something that no child ever, ever wanted to see their parents doing, ever.

"Hagoromo, language. I taught you better than that" Kaguya said sternly as she sat up not caring she was nude in front of her sons.

"But, what, but, how, fuck" Hagoromo said unable to really form a sentence.

"Um mom, is he going to be our new daddy?" Hamura asked in a child-like way.

"Maybe Hamura, maybe" Kaguya said with a sly smile.

"How, why?" Hagoromo asked.

"Hmm, how? Well, I just my powers and transported the hottest piece of ass in the future here so I can have some fun. And as to why, I am a damn woman with needs" Kaguya said.

"Kaguya dear, I'm losing my mojo" the blond said.

"Sorry Naruto dear. Hagoromo, Hamura. Leave, we'll discuss this later when I am fully and totally satisfied" Kaguya said.

"Yes mom" Hamura said.

He then dragged his brother outside closing the door.

End

A/N: okay, I hoped you liked this one even if it's not even canon. I did have fun with this one. Next chap will be the 150 chap.